External Link/Members OnlyLocation. Oxford Rd. Reading
One that I have gone to previously with mixed results. More recently not great, with rather aged ladies, or lack lustre service.
The Lady. Chinese girl, mid 30's called Tez or maybe Tess. 5'6", curvy hips and ample bum. Facially, 6/10, body 6/10, initial welcome and attitude 3/10.
The experience. Dropped by with door wide open. Hadn't booked but took a chance mid afternoon Sunday. She asks how long, and I ask if 1 hour is ok. She replies with a curt, "go in there"... pointing to the rear of the two rooms. Not the warmest of welcomes...
In I go, strip and hand over £45. Lay down on the table and wait, and keep waiting as I hear her talking on the phone outside. A full 6 minutes pass before she's back. Music played from her phone and she starts to massage me completely dry... no oil.
I ask if she can use oil, and get an adolescent sigh as she reaches for it. Puzzled I ask if she's ok, and she says yes, very tired, as she's working alone.
The massage is not bad, but despite me asking general questions, she just replies with one word answers.
35 minutes in, and she says magic words, "turn over". As I do she offers B2B for £60. I explain it has always been £40, and I get another adolescent grunt, and a grudging agreement.
Then she says she needs toilet. After 2 or 3 mins I hear a flush.....then silence. Another minute another flush, and she is back in, wearing white blue tooth headphones.
So whilst stripping to reveal a plump and slightly saggy body, she jumps on board with her arse in my face, while she wanks me with all the finesse of an army tug of war team member. All this is happening whilst she is detached in her own headphone world. I lean up to RO her, and then it hit me. Her toilet break was clearly a rushed affair as the odour of a tar bum caused me to recoil. The marmite pungency starts the onset of an imminent deflation...
Any hope of my johnson remaining an upstanding member began to recede, and I asked her to turn round and lie beside me, which she did. After more mechanical wanking, i spurted, with little pleasure. 10 minutes left, and I was thrown a wet wipe as she dived into the in-room shower.
"Is that it?" I asked, to which she snapped, "you cum already"
I dressed, and walked out without a further word spoken. One of the lowest punts I can ever remember. All i can say is thank God for better places close by... this place needs a real.service upgrade.
Would I return? No chance, if all they can offer are indifferent women, who barely show courtesy let alone friendliness.
It used to be so much better than this .... a very sad decline.
