Author Topic: Helen 4u Sutton in Ashfield TOFFT plus encounter with Tastypussytina .  (Read 2317 times)


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Offline Thecunninglinguist

I've done this so you don't have to.....a proper TOFFT

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Happened a few weeks ago when I was in the area and couldn't get hold of Manda and Helen seemed to be the only other one available with guaranteed OWO,CIM & swallow as a bonus.

Comms Good quick reply to txt and everything arranged in a couple of messages each way. Postcode and house number given with the information that her mate Tina would be at the house anyway, if I wanted.....

Venue Bungalow on a corner plot on the outskirts of Sutton. Residential area so high probability of being seen from other houses. I don't live anywhere near and I left my car round the corner of another street and walk in, so no matter to me.
Entry via the front door having been let in by Helen and into the living room, where Tina was sitting. Helen is the older of the two advertised 57 and 18+ size probably about right, dressed only in a see through nightdress. Tina had only just had a bath apparently and was sitting there (barely) covered just by a towel round her. Similar size but a bit younger. Both were drinking tea, smoking and watching daytime TV. Was asked in invited to sit down and was sitting chatting for ages about their various exploits getting photographed etc. They are obviously very used to being together and enjoy their sexual encounters. I think their real forte would be out dogging together. Which I suspect they do. I was offered a drink and eventually, I brought up the subject of the business I was there for with Helen. I was only interested in one, especially as Tina is a barebacker, so I thought I should make some sort of an apology to her but she said it was OK she had someone coming later. Helen told me that Tina liked it "rough" and the bloke turning up wanted to "do her in the garden".  (Of a well exposed corner plot surrounded by houses)?

Action We went off into the bedroom opposite the living room in the hallway. The bungalow is small so any noise was going to be heard but Tina knew why we were there so I didn't give a toss by that time. To be fair Helen is a nice friendly woman and given her age and size gives a very passable GFE. Loads of kissing cuddling big tits OWO, RO clean and taste free, 69 all happily delivered and seemingly enjoyed. Eventually we got to the big finish OWO which was very enjoyable, she certainly knows how to suck with good eye contact etc. During this, the doorbell rang and Tina obviously answered the door and a male came into the house. Being a bungalow, the front door was in the hall between the bedroom and living room, which was a bit disconcerting. The male, plus dog were ushered into the living room. At this point Helen had stopped the BJ and said "That's embarrassing". Apparently the visitor was her best male friend, who she assured me was gay. Her knew what she did but had not been there during a meet before. She got a bit flustered and started to put her nighty on with me still waiting for the grand finish and going on about being embarrassed. I told her to send Tina in to finish me off but she didn't want to do that and I told her if not she would have to. Anyway eventually she finished me off  with CIM as agreed but it wasn't quite the same.
I did manage to get out of the house without encountering this guy and only paid half £40 for an hour instead of £80. Which I had on top of chatting time.

I suppose in a way they are a good laugh if you like that sort of thing but Tina particularly is dog rough.
Won't be going back in a hurry.....

Offline kingkong69

Thanks for the review..deffo wont be visiting  them as i could get better punts for thr price..

Offline NervousJ

Fucking hell....  :scare:

I feel ashamed reading that got me aroused.. :lol:

Offline Thecunninglinguist

Fucking hell....  :scare:

I feel ashamed reading that got me aroused.. :lol:
They are well up for it both of them and could be good fun if that appeals. I certainly didn't feel under any time pressure and they were happy to sit around half naked chatting and laughing off the clock. A frolick in the woods could be fun if that's your thing. :D

Offline NervousJ

Think I’m washing my hair... :D

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Offline Mutinyonthecounty

What the heck !! Fucking hell man. That has to be one of the best and funniest reviews I have ever read. They should both team up with Paula Hotchick - that would be some hell of a show. Not to mention being brave enough to take on the job - I salute you.

Actually, it is difficult to imagine or believe that Tina and let’s say Chelsea Hart were made from the same basic design, blueprint and principles. God knew what he was doing when he made Chelsea, god knows what he was doing when he made Tina, but I bet he didn’t win any design awards.
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Good review matey, had to giggle  :D

Are you sure the bungalow wasn’t a care home with those two old girls  :lol:

Offline Thecunninglinguist

What the heck !! Fucking hell man. That has to be one of the best and funniest reviews I have ever read. They should both team up with Paula Hotchick - that would be some hell of a show. Not to mention being brave enough to take on the job - I salute you.

Actually, it is difficult to imagine or believe that Tina and let’s say Chelsea Hart were made from the same basic design, blueprint and principles. God knew what he was doing when he made Chelsea, god knows what he was doing when he made Tina, but I bet he didn’t win any design awards.

I'd not thought of that....those two teamed with Paula Hotchick. I've never seem Paula but I would think they were much of the same type. Now there's a trio that could make a happy man very old !!! :scare:

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I've done this so you don't have to.....a proper TOFFT

Thank you Gunga Din; a braver man than I.
 I wasn’t even considering but it made a bonkers read. I salute you  :hi:

Offline twiglet

You’re a much braver man than me. I couldn’t have even booked them. Instant erection problems for me. 😂

Well done you 👍

Offline Newtothisstuff

When you say Tina looked rough.... which one was that again?  :scare:

I've got them both on my block list. Tina is on it because she's a barebacker. Helen is on it because she happily works with a known barebacker.

Offline Dick Cheese

I've done this so you don't have to.....a proper TOFFT


That's going above and beyond the call of duty.......Respect  :thumbsup:

Offline John the Sextist

So amusing that so much interest is being generated to two of the ugliest SP's in work.

It would be interesting to see what footfall is created for these two and who takes the plunge.

I for one will pass on this adventure lol!!

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Offline Lincs.man1

That's going above and beyond the call of duty.......Respect  :thumbsup:

Absolutely fantastic!

Offline Thecunninglinguist

When you say Tina looked rough.... which one was that again?  :scare:

I've got them both on my block list. Tina is on it because she's a barebacker. Helen is on it because she happily works with a known barebacker.
Tina is the slightly younger looking one. It wasn't just she looked rough, she is according to Helen a lover of rough sex. From her profile and talking to her, Helen is against BB sex and does not seem entirely happy with Tina doing it really. Even though Helen is happy doing CIM & swallow. I had no interest in Tina because of BB but as happy as l can be Helen doesn't and she is the nicer of the two by a way.