Hottie Chantel - Portsmouth

[Derrick101]

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Pre-amble: 

Had a rare opportunity for a weekend punt. Tried to arrange with a few semi regulars, but all were ‘occupied’. ‘Chantal’s’ profile was fairly new to the area, so plan ‘D’ was hatched.
£120 for 45 mins.

Comms:

Initial text and phone call. All answered promptly.

Location:

Terraced house close to Fratton train station, on street free parking ( not that you’re going to need it ! )

Looks:

Fucking enormous….  Profile pics must have been taken with a polaroid camera many moons ago. In the mean time, she must have got through the entire deli counter at Greggs many times over. 

Attitude:

Didn’t find out….. I walked as soon as the door opened, and I'd picked my jaw up from the floor.

Overall:

A couple of good things came out of this…..1, I still had the dosh in my pocket. 2, A very good indicator that shares in Greggs must be on the up.
 

[Safety first]

Good dodge there and I think that she used to offer bareback when see was in worthing

[aronteo]

 Thanks for the review, and well done for walking......

[Addams67]

She was on my hl, now removed. Thanks

[scutty brown]

but she says she's only size 12..........

[hornbill]

one off my shortlist, looked promising!

[Derrick101]

but she says she's only size 12..........

An 18+ guess with the brief glimpse I had 

[timsussex]

An 18+ guess with the brief glimpse I had 

50% free then !

[Derrick101]

50% free then !

It would have been a BOGOF if I'd taken the plunge 

[birds and the bees]

Pound for pound looks good value for yr money

[DrConners]

Pound for pound looks good value for yr money

I presume this is an attempt at sarcastic humour ? 

I see you joined yesterday, I would say 'Welcome to UKP' but that would be an attempt at sarcastic humour 

[scutty brown]

Pound for pound looks good value for yr money

yeah at £150/hour she's about 50p/lb/hour

[timsussex]

cheaper than steak ! 

or perhaps more appropriately

a Big Mac !

[Hottiechantel]

Never have i been so insulted in my life this is the 2nd flase review you have left me ive never met you
1.I have never met you
2.I dont do 45 mins so theres your first flaw
3.My photos were taken this year in my new house as ive just moved
4.If you think you are ruining my custom your very wrong ive had several possitive reviews since
5.You also made a false booking on aw under the same name since i have moved
6.Ive attatched a photo from 3 weeks ago with my newly died purple hair so as to show others
7.I never ever claimed to be stick thin ive always said im a curvy size 12 at 5'3 with big f boobs and curves in the right places my profile describes me exactly im sorry your to blind to read my profile and then claim im an 18+ il happily show you the sizing in the chlothes im wearing


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[Hottiechantel]

also this photo shoot was done by cally in havant in febuary this year!

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[Hottiechantel]

The exact same shoot all of the pictures are on my profile

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[scutty brown]

size 12 in Miss Piggy sizes perhaps
and this is your first review on here - unless you have another Adultwork profile??

tits like sacks of spuds, a belly roll off a hippo and thighs off a rhino

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[Hottiechantel]

I have 24 possitive reviews on adultowrk
and no i am a size 12 i think i would no if you men speak to women this way its no wonder you have to pay for sex and seen as the op hasnt responded maybe that shows the truth aswell!

[timsussex]

I have 24 possitive reviews on adultowrk
and no i am a size 12 i think i would no if you men speak to women this way its no wonder you have to pay for sex and seen as the op hasnt responded maybe that shows the truth aswell!

Wow I think the acid may damage my screen !

Its a shame Admin has had to stop the fun as I don't suppose Derrick will be losing any sleep over the comments .
While with nearly 1000 posts and 22 reviews I don't really need to say it but I would back his opinion over any WG every day

[Derrick101]

Wow I think the acid may damage my screen !

Its a shame Admin has had to stop the fun as I don't suppose Derrick will be losing any sleep over the comments .
While with nearly 1000 posts and 22 reviews I don't really need to say it but I would back his opinion over any WG every day

Thanks for the endorsement Tim. I just wasn't going to get involved in a pissing contest with a lump I'd sooner forget 

[scutty brown]

I have 24 possitive reviews on adultowrk
and no i am a size 12 i think i would no if you men speak to women this way its no wonder you have to pay for sex and seen as the op hasnt responded maybe that shows the truth aswell!

they look like fakes, the three field reports are by a punter who is no longer active, while a recent negative claims he was offered bareback.........not much positive there

[timsussex]

Thanks for the endorsement Tim. I just wasn't going to get involved in a pissing contest with a lump I'd sooner forget 

Oh come on Mate i'm sure you can piss higher than she can 

[Heph]

i am a size 12 i think i would no if you men speak to women this way its no wonder you have to pay for sex and seen as the op hasnt responded maybe that shows the truth aswell!

size 12 in Miss Piggy sizes perhaps

tits like sacks of spuds, a belly roll off a hippo and thighs off a rhino

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+1 for Scutty. You are most certainly not a size 12, ma'am. Just because the label on the rags says it... it ain't necessarily so.