Sorry..its a Neutral from me...Queens Massage- Manchester M8-"Tina"

[Genesis42777]

Well visited this place a few weeks ago...External Link/Members Only...Due basically to the total adulation of fellow punters from here..Now everybody know,s were it is, its on a very busy High Street in Cheetham Hill it is not "discreet" in fact its right next to a double set of traffic lights and a really busy pedestrian area, there are people everywhere..but as i do not live there...i don,t particularly care  i have thought long and hard about this review...And if you care to read on ..i will explain why (in) my view it was in alot of ways Positive but the real element for me was only a Neutral.

Comms.. Phoned up a couple of days before,arranged time and date and said i would confirm the day before...easy peasy all very nice

Location
If you can get past the fact were it is,as i did it really is no drama,luckily for me it was 10am on a weekday morning and the door was Open

Inside the Venue
i handed over my £30.00 and was led into the first room on the left there are three massage rooms all on the first floor and a separate shower and toilet at the end of a small corridor all cosy and very clean .



The Girl..Tina, as her website photos spot on very,very pretty Morrocan girl,beautiful face ,gorgeous figure mid late 20,s,friendly chatty and warm and welcoming persona


The Room..Warm,cosy nicely lit,few candles,the usually harmony of whales playing in the background,massage bed huge comfy and very wide.


Value For Money  £30..00 for 1 hour Massage,yep "that,s a cheap as chips"...i mean 30 quid for a 1 hour massage....And for me,that,s were the problem was...the saying...."you pay for what you get " rang true here...and yep it was a cheap massage...

The Massage...
I am not sure if my expectations were a little high,or maybe the fact i was first of the day and she had another 10 hours to go after me...But i asked for "slow and sensous" and it was just mechanical..just like someone going through the motions...i don,t think this girl has been trained,and she was slapping this oil on me,the same way i half-heartedly emulsion my kitchen walls, and most guys are just after a (rub n tug) which is fine..) but to be honest here,i would of happily payed an awful lot more for a fulfilling chomping at the bit..biting my pillow,knees a trembling toes a curling experience...oh hell yeah...

Summary..) Lovely girl,nice place,felt safe whilst inside...good value for money if its all you want..But would i go again..Nah...not for me...


Thanks for reading Happy Punting...

 



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[capman84]

Its never going to be the same for everyone and i for one also visioned the entry to be far to busy in terms of traffic flow after a quick google maps search.

[sinbad52]

I can understand your disappointment Genesis as I have visited a couple of well reviewed providers and left vaguely unhappy. Trouble is the girls in question  I have seen have done nothing wrong just did not "do it" for me. The phrase "different  strokes" comes to mind.

[sinbad52]

By the way...I have always fancied an hour with Tina but reports on her price structure for extras has deterred me.

[Blue1878]

Part of the problem is the reviews on here is probably generating some good business for them so maybe  quantity over quality

[Genesis42777]

Part of the problem is the reviews on here is probably generating some good business for them so maybe  quantity over quality

Absolutely spot on right on that one Blue1878

 

[Genesis42777]

Its never going to be the same for everyone and i for one also visioned the entry to be far to busy in terms of traffic flow after a quick google maps search.

Indeed not for the faint hearted capman84 discreet it is not..)

 

[Genesis42777]

By the way...I have always fancied an hour with Tina but reports on her price structure for extras has deterred me.

(Agreed) Sinbad52

 

[Tony77]

I felt the same , her massage was good but fast, waited 5 min at least in the bed before she turned up ! A finger was inserted in my bum which was done fast and it did hurt a bit so that did brake the fun a bit , happy ending was delivered around 35th minute , then 5  in head massage , should and out at the 55th minute ( got in at 4:05 left 4:55

[Cryton123]

I was one of the positive reviewers, and I honestly had a brilliant hour with her. It was really slow, sensual and thorough. It was  nothing like your experience sounds so I’m hoping it was just an off day she was having and not a decline in service, because I was planning on revisiting!

Sorry you had a bad one 

[Tony77]

Did not realised this is about Tina ( my apologies as my massage was with Roby ) never see Tina

[Cryton123]

Did not realised this is about Tina ( my apologies as my massage was with Roby ) never see Tina

I saw Roby too but just realised I didn’t review. I had the same experience as you pretty much. Felt rushed and the happy ending was delivered a bit early and finished with a head massage.

Tina is a far better option in my opinion.

[Genesis42777]

I was one of the positive reviewers, and I honestly had a brilliant hour with her. It was really slow, sensual and thorough. It was  nothing like your experience sounds so I’m hoping it was just an off day she was having and not a decline in service, because I was planning on revisiting!

Sorry you had a bad one 

Cheers matey.. I think the issue maybe here is like someone has mentioned i was first in at 10am and she had another 10 after me,so maybe quantity over quality is starting to slip in here..
but i am glad you had a good time bye the sounds of things..)
 

[tylerpunto]

ive visited here a few times, might throw up a review but my time with Tina was amazing and one of the better experiences I've had. however with Roby she was way too rough and fast, paid for an hour and had me out after 40 mins.  Used a finger up the bum and an aggressive hj to get me to finish ASAP.

[Genesis42777]

ive visited here a few times, might throw up a review but my time with Tina was amazing and one of the better experiences I've had. however with Roby she was way too rough and fast, paid for an hour and had me out after 40 mins.  Used a finger up the bum and an aggressive hj to get me to finish ASAP.

Then you should write a review...All information is (good) information in my book..

 

[tylerpunto]

Then you should write a review...All information is (good) information in my book..

 

what's the best way to do that? 3 separate reviews or one of the place and just break it into 3 girls?

[Genesis42777]

what's the best way to do that? 3 separate reviews or one of the place and just break it into 3 girls?

No need to write three separate reviews...it,s the same place for all 3 girls..Just one review and do a paragraph of each girl if ya like..

 

[Buttons1]

ive visited here a few times, might throw up a review but my time with Tina was amazing and one of the better experiences I've had. however with Roby she was way too rough and fast, paid for an hour and had me out after 40 mins.  Used a finger up the bum and an aggressive hj to get me to finish ASAP.

I can also second this notion about Roby, on my trip to queens i decided to pay a visit to her becos of the positive reviews but, paid for the hour and was done in 45-50mins at best, and my ass felt sore for hours afterwards to what ever she was doing , plus the £40 I paid for b2b was just one slide up and down then a Hj, didn’t bother posting a review as I thought it was just me?, but clearly can’t see why she gets as many positive reviews on here.

[yorkieyorkie]

I can also second this notion about Roby, on my trip to queens i decided to pay a visit to her becos of the positive reviews but, paid for the hour and was done in 45-50mins at best, and my ass felt sore for hours afterwards to what ever she was doing , plus the £40 I paid for b2b was just one slide up and down then a Hj, didn’t bother posting a review as I thought it was just me?, but clearly can’t see why she gets as many positive reviews on here.

You’ve been on here for years and not bothered with a review.

[ISTS2005]

I can also second this notion about Roby, on my trip to queens i decided to pay a visit to her becos of the positive reviews that I leech but, paid for the hour and was done in 45-50mins at best, and my ass felt sore for hours afterwards to what ever she was doing , plus the £40 I paid for b2b was just one slide up and down then a Hj, didn’t bother posting a review as I'm just a fucking leech, I thought it was just me and so fuck the rest of you, I'll leave you to waste your money too by not alerting you to this earlier?, but clearly can’t see why she gets as many positive reviews on here but still couldnt be arsed doing any review or help out until yet another punter had a shit experience that I could have helped to avoid.

Hey Buttons, I finished your post off for you - you seem to have missed out a sentence or two, which I found surprising seeing as it was so well written in the first place. Hope thats ok.

[Kool Keef]

Hey Buttons, I finished your post off for you - you seem to have missed out a sentence or two, which I found surprising seeing as it was so well written in the first place. Hope thats ok.

  

[ISTS2005]

 

 

[Pscz]

Why are you sorry? Its good to get a decent balance of reviews, and its all based on personal experience. If you felt it could have been better then thats your opinion.

[Genesis42777]

Why are you sorry? Its good to get a decent balance of reviews, and its all based on personal experience. If you felt it could have been better then thats your opinion.

Evening..Pscz when i said " Sorry" i was being more polite to other members, than "sycophantic" and i agree with you Sir, its good to get an honest balance of views.

 

[chrishornx]

didn’t bother posting a review

you have never bothered you lazy bugger

 get reviewing