Anyone got any advice for a newbie. Really need to let off some steam. Not sure where to start. Is it very easy and discreet, can I have a step by step guide. Like literally which door to step to.
Without wishing to be accused of plagiarism again, this is what the excellent Cesare Borgia advised a previous gentleman some months ago (oh, that's me!):
An open doorway through which you will see some decrepit steps leading up (or down in case of No.52 Greek Street, sometimes controversially referred to as a walkDOWN). Some of them may still have a lurid paper sign stuck on wall just inside the doorway visible from the street advertising "MODEL" or "Busty whatsername". You may be shocked by the poor standard of spelling but keep your nerve.
You will have got the addresses from The Fog I presume, now you are a Fogger (or a Fogman as some prefer).
If any floozie approaches you in Soho, keep walking. They will most likely be planning to rob you. If any man standing outside the walkups offers to take you up to the lady, say to him in a stern voice "Be gone, my good man. I am on official business and your assistance is not required."
Ten minutes basic sex in one position £20. Twenty minutes sex with positions £55. Some flats are a tenner more expensive than this. There are other menu options, of course, for longer stays and particular requests, or so I am told.
Go up the steps, knock on the door, a maid of a certain age will invite you to go into the bedroom and the young lady will join you shortly. Stepping into the boudoir you will be followed by a young lady in a state of undress, who shuts the bedroom door behind you making you feel trapped. She will ask you what service you require, take your money and ask for a £2 tip for the maid, which is fairly obligatory. If you have developed cold feet you can keep your socks on while doing the vile act you came for, or else make a polite apology and say you were looking for someone else. Be prepared to be shown out with some coarse language echoing in your ears.
Afterwards come back to us to advise on name of lady you saw, time, date and location. Good luck. You will need it.
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