The Soho Walk-Up Thread

[Cesare Borgia]

PLEASE DO NOT PLAGIARISE MY POSTS AS YOURS!!!

My use of quotation marks was a nod to the fact I was indeed quoting some other gentleman, just to aid the person who asked what days Jenny works!

I am always more than happy to add links to other people's websites; if you have one, just let me know. My apologies for any offence caused; none was intended!

[DoubleLife]

Had an enjoyable punt at the weekend, hadn’t cum for 8 days so had heavy balls and a hankering to shoot my man milk. I headed to Soho and had a wander round, noticed a fluorescent sticker in a doorway so headed up and knocked. The maid answered and said ‘the girl’s thru there’, I walked in to find a late 20s girl in a see through black neglige. She smiled and said hello. I asked if she did doggy style to which she said yes, and that it was £20 for straight sex or £30 for a bj and sex. I like having my meat sucked so I opted for the £30 option and gave her the extra £2 for the maid. She said make yourself comfortable and left the room for a moment. I started to get undressed and sat on the bed, I was just taking my final item of clothing off, a sock, when she came back in and started to sexily walk towards me. In the blink of an eye she lost her footing and rolled her ankle (the perils of high heels) and lurched towards me, she yelled out FUCK THAT FUCKING HURTS and then somethingnin foreign and began jumping around on the spot (on her good leg!) while clutching her other ankle. I asked if she was ok and bizarrely she regained her composure immediately and said yes of course, this happens all the time.

She seemed to genuinely be recovered, either that or she’s a fantastic actress and again, walked towards me, albeit more carefully this time, and knelt betwix my legs before clutching my length with one hand and rolling on a condom on with the other. She then started licking the underside of my bellend like a lolly. She said yum this is tasty and continued to lick, without actually putting my trouser salami in her mouth. I asked her to suck me deep to which she responded with a giggle and more licking, this time up and down the shaft and over the top of my helmet. I have to say I found it so bizarre that I was lost for words and just let her get on with it. A few mins of this licking did have me hard so I said how about that doggy style now. She got on the bed on all fours and reversed on to my stiff piece. I started to pump in and out and enjoyed her bum hole giving me the odd wink as I thrusted inside her. Nature took it’s course and before long my nadgers were tightening and I felt a surge of sticky cock sauce make it’s way down my length and into the johnny. I always cum silently so she, unaware that I’d let my soldiers out of the trenches continued moaning and rocking back and forth on my pork bayonet. I rapidly softened and she got the idea.

While I was putting my clothes back on I asked how her ankle was and again she said it was fine and she’s used to it by now.

I thanked her for her time and left, giving her a goodbye wink as I did.

[JayEZ2K]

Walked around Soho today.

Nicole + Jodie at 18 Newport ct
Eilly + Nina at Romilly st
I found Anne at 10 Newport st
2 greens ct. I don't know who was working. Lf - sign said blonde with a curvy body.

Thanks, I noticed the Nicola and was going to ask about her looks and service since I hadn't seen her there before.

[76shen]

Thanks, I noticed the Nicola and was going to ask about her looks and service since I hadn't seen her there before.

Sorry I don't know. maybe someone else on here as seen her. and can give details

[doughslayer]

Had an enjoyable punt at the weekend, hadn’t cum for 8 days so had heavy balls and a hankering to shoot my man milk. I headed to Soho and had a wander round, noticed a fluorescent sticker in a doorway so headed up and knocked. The maid answered and said ‘the girl’s thru there’, I walked in to find a late 20s girl in a see through black neglige. She smiled and said hello. I asked if she did doggy style to which she said yes, and that it was £20 for straight sex or £30 for a bj and sex. I like having my meat sucked so I opted for the £30 option and gave her the extra £2 for the maid. She said make yourself comfortable and left the room for a moment. I started to get undressed and sat on the bed, I was just taking my final item of clothing off, a sock, when she came back in and started to sexily walk towards me. In the blink of an eye she lost her footing and rolled her ankle (the perils of high heels) and lurched towards me, she yelled out FUCK THAT FUCKING HURTS and then somethingnin foreign and began jumping around on the spot (on her good leg!) while clutching her other ankle. I asked if she was ok and bizarrely she regained her composure immediately and said yes of course, this happens all the time.

She seemed to genuinely be recovered, either that or she’s a fantastic actress and again, walked towards me, albeit more carefully this time, and knelt betwix my legs before clutching my length with one hand and rolling on a condom on with the other. She then started licking the underside of my bellend like a lolly. She said yum this is tasty and continued to lick, without actually putting my trouser salami in her mouth. I asked her to suck me deep to which she responded with a giggle and more licking, this time up and down the shaft and over the top of my helmet. I have to say I found it so bizarre that I was lost for words and just let her get on with it. A few mins of this licking did have me hard so I said how about that doggy style now. She got on the bed on all fours and reversed on to my stiff piece. I started to pump in and out and enjoyed her bum hole giving me the odd wink as I thrusted inside her. Nature took it’s course and before long my nadgers were tightening and I felt a surge of sticky cock sauce make it’s way down my length and into the johnny. I always cum silently so she, unaware that I’d let my soldiers out of the trenches continued moaning and rocking back and forth on my pork bayonet. I rapidly softened and she got the idea.

While I was putting my clothes back on I asked how her ankle was and again she said it was fine and she’s used to it by now.

I thanked her for her time and left, giving her a goodbye wink as I did.

Sounds like something that would happen to me! Glad to read that other people have weird experiences in Soho too and I'm not the odd one out.

[od13218]

PLEASE DO NOT PLAGIARISE MY POSTS AS YOURS!!!

Calm down mate. It's a post of publicly available information on a message board about paying for sex - it's not exactly intellectual property theft!

[pepsicolaboy]

Calm down mate. It's a post of publicly available information on a message board about paying for sex - it's not exactly intellectual property theft!

+1
Also link provided to said website 

[od13218]

+1
Also link provided to said website 

Exactly! Well, he won't last long on here if he gets his knickers in a twist so easily...

[Tit Connoisseur]

Following od13218’s foray with ivy I took the plunge. Went for an OWO suck which was good. Feeling  lazy I then opted for ivy to squat on my cock. I closed my eyes and just relaxed. For the win I just pumped into her from below and nutted into the bag. Very quiet woman and has seen better days.

[doughslayer]

Yesterday
Went to see Nicole yesterday (Tuesday) at Berwick as the maid last week said that she would be there this Tues/Weds and surprise surprise she wasn't there. Had to settle for Anna instead on the lower floor.
Shit shag, she was actually looking at messages on her smartwatch while I was doing her in mish, I almost had to stop myself from saying "What the fuck are you doing?". Pockmarked face with the loosest pussy that I have felt in Soho, I will not be going back to her for those two reasons. Apart from that she is pleasant and tries to small talk but the checking watch thing while fucking was unforgivable, it wasn't even her checking the time as she did it as soon as we started to fuck, she was reading messages because when we finished she was still doing it!

I truly agree with the poster that said these girls sometimes take the piss out of us (I think his complaint was Zara mocking him the way he sounded when he came, I've had prossies do that to me too). On the one hand you may say that they have to amuse themselves somehow but I think being mean shouldn't be tolerated.

Today - Nicole
ANYWAY! So, today I woke up and did not feel the urge to punt but I knew that Nicole was there last week on a Wednesday albeit busy all day. So I forced myself to go down there in the rain. Walked up to top floor and there was no 'NEW' sign stuck on the wall like there was last week. "Fuck I bet it's a rusty old bird there like Lisa" I thought to myself. Knocked and let straight in by the maid before I could even ask who was working. Imagine my surprise then as I walked into the dimly lit room I saw a nubile, young beaming fresh faced teenage looking girl with long straight blonde/brown hair and lovely gray eyes. She was around 5"3, a size 6/8 with small boobs and lightly sun kissed skin. Perfect straight white teeth, ski slope button nose and cute pink lips. She stood there subserviently with hands folded behind her back in a school girl white shirt which was tied up in front of her boobs, exposing her flat stomach and four pack. And she had a very short plaid skirt on. She smiled at me as soon as I walked in, obviously taking a liking to my handsome face and insanely muscular physique that would put Marvel superheroes to shame. I immediately asked her name, "Nicole" she replied. I could not get the paperwork out fast enough, she found this amusing and then went to stash the £22. She came back and stood near me, showing her inexperience. I started to remove my clothes and she saw this and walked over to the bedside and got a condom out, I walked over with my massive 10 inch cock guiding the way as a kind of primitive sexual sat nav, her eyes lit up and she opened the condom with both hands and engulfed it over my python. She then slid down her skirt to reveal a black thong and gym toned butt, I looked at her and she looked so innocent and shy, yet she managed to keep eye contact which hinted at her naughty side. She had the face of an angel and could easily be charging £200 per hour at a high class agency. She looked like a young Cheryl Cole if you really want a comparison, the kind of girl who turns up in the porn industry and works with BangBros for a couple of scenes and then disappears because she can't speak English but you always remember her. Anyway as she is looking so fucking sexy I give her an extra 10 and ask for positions too, she stashes the paper work and asks me "What position?", I tell her to lie down on her back, I go with her to the bed and part her legs, this is where I feel a bit of her stubbly thighs, the first negative. I open her legs and she guides me in, she is very tight so I go slow, she closes her eyes as I pick up the pace and soon start to rail her as I look into her eyes and perfect pink lips, she looks at me with a smile as if to say she can't believe that shes getting railroaded by a complete stranger within 3 minutes of meeting them. As I'm fucking her I decided to start giving her the full length and pull my dick all the way out and then BANG! go in full thrust, there is a marked difference in her response as her intense eye contact and dirty smile disappear as she closes her eyes and starts moaning. I do this again and again and again, by now the bed is moving like the scene from the Exorcist and the maid can probably hear every single thrust from me as I ram my python deep into the sweet young white pussy. I decide to go easy on her as she is quite petite and come out of her, I order her to jump on top of me for cowgirl and she does as told, she has a bit of trouble sliding down on my dick but soon starts going up and down, I don't like the girl being in control so I move her knees down and pull her upper half against me as I start banging away from underneath, she moans and smiles, lifting her head to look at me in the eyes, I love this girl! she looks so sweet and innocent but let me tell you she loves getting fucked hard. she then postures up to grind me, as she does this her straight hair hits my face, she says sorry and pulls it to the side, I didn't mind though, it smelt fucking delicious, just like her. I let her grind for about 5 seconds before I decided I want to fuck her in doggy, we switch positions and try but my dick can't fit as I'm so huge and she's so tight, she wants to keep trying but I want to cum so tell her to lie on her back again. I enter her and really start banging away hard, savoring, devouring and kissing her toned midriff. Usually I never let myself go with a Soho girl as I'm just too paranoid of the condom breaking but with this girl I didn't give a shit, she looked so new and clean and fuckable that I couldn't have cared less even if it did happen, crazy I know! She's the type of girl you don't even want to shower after you've fucked because you want to smell her on you for a while longer. Anyway,we don't love these dough's so I'm back on my mission to nut deep deep inside this beautiful angel who seemed to have the misfortune of one of her wings breaking and her falling into bed with the devil himself! So I'm ramming her hard, her tits are still covered up with a little knot of her blouse, now I remember that in his review @puntmiester said that she charges extra for full strip and indeed the menu did have full strip as an extra but like I said, I used to do the same with Elena, who worked in this place before Nicole. I used to start fucking her and then just remove her top while she was panting and she usually was too far gone in the moment. I had bet that I could do the same with Nicole and sure enough as I was going for the finish line I was really giving it to her and the bed was moving and shaking all over the place making a THUD THUD THUD THUD noise with every aggressive stroke. Nicole's head was all over the place, she had her mouth wide open and eyes shut, gasping at the pounding she was getting. At this point I groped her boobs through the shirt, this led to me taking them out to which she did not stop me, so I continued fucking her hard and tried to undo the knot, I couldn't do it so stopped and asked her to open it, she did as told, regaining her senses for a brief moment. Once her B cups were out I carried on fucking her while groping them, two perfect teenage tits, with pink nipples. I went to suck them and she giggled and said "No!", I had pushed my luck but had still done well so picked up the pace for the final crescendo and nutted deep inside her. After I had come I stayed inside her for around 10 seconds savouring her young body. She rested with me, no doubt recovering herself. I got up and said "thank you", she smiled and we got dressed. She spoke shit English but managed to convey that she works every tues/weds. When I said that I had come looking for her the past Tuesday but she wasn't there she said that she will definitely be doing both days from this week coming.

If you liked Elena, or Lithuanian Rebecca (Bateman St) you will love Nicole, she is prettier than both of these girls and I can honestly say that she is probably the prettiest girl I've ever had sex with. She is brand new and still has that newbie deer in the headlights thing going on, mark my words though she will not stay for long, a few bad encounters and this girl will leave. I hope it doesn't come to that for her sake because she seems so sweet. Her English is awful but she is very smiley, with a hint of dirtyness, especially when you're inside her, she looks at you in a way where she can't believe what shes doing. @puntmiester reviewed her before me and I think he concluded that has no personality, just looks. I would say this may be true but only because she cant speak much English.

If you like the schoolgirl/teenage/cheerleader look she is for you. She told me she is Romanian (I was shocked) and 22 years old (she could pass for 18). She could also easily have a following of 250,000 people on Instagram as a fitness model. Her body is perhaps a tad too gym toned and her legs could have been more smoother but her face makes up for all of that, she honestly looks like a young Cheryl Cole and could easily be a porn star. For me now Soho is a one trick pony, gone are the days that I walked around in snow and rain taking names and reporting on old horses like Ivy, Christina, Poppy. There is a new girl in town and she makes all the other girls combined look just ugly. As long as Nicole is around you will no longer get any more rota updates from me or any reviews, I intend to just visit her, unless someone better looking comes along of course but I've been punting since 1997 and I've never seen a girl this pretty so I doubt that will happen.

So, so long guys and thanks to @puntmiester who recommended her to me, saying she is a better version of Micky of Greens Ct. She definitely is my man, she definitely is.

Disclaimer: All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[ManOFSteel]

Yesterday


Disclaimer: All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Is that disclaimer for real or just a crude joke? I'm confused. I don't want to go there looking for a woman who looks like Cheryl Cole, only to find a woman who looks Joe Cole I'm her place. 

[maniaxx]

Yesterday
Went to see Nicole yesterday (Tuesday) at Berwick as the maid last week said that she would be there this Tues/Weds and surprise surprise she wasn't there. Had to settle for Anna instead on the lower floor.
Shit shag, she was actually looking at messages on her smartwatch while I was doing her in mish, I almost had to stop myself from saying "What the fuck are you doing?". Pockmarked face with the loosest pussy that I have felt in Soho, I will not be going back to her for those two reasons. Apart from that she is pleasant and tries to small talk but the checking watch thing while fucking was unforgivable, it wasn't even her checking the time as she did it as soon as we started to fuck, she was reading messages because when we finished she was still doing it!

I truly agree with the poster that said these girls sometimes take the piss out of us (I think his complaint was Zara mocking him the way he sounded when he came, I've had prossies do that to me too). On the one hand you may say that they have to amuse themselves somehow but I think being mean shouldn't be tolerated.

Today - Nicole
ANYWAY! So, today I woke up and did not feel the urge to punt but I knew that Nicole was there last week on a Wednesday albeit busy all day. So I forced myself to go down there in the rain. Walked up to top floor and there was no 'NEW' sign stuck on the wall like there was last week. "Fuck I bet it's a rusty old bird there like Lisa" I thought to myself. Knocked and let straight in by the maid before I could even ask who was working. Imagine my surprise then as I walked into the dimly lit room I saw a nubile, young beaming fresh faced teenage looking girl with long straight blonde/brown hair and lovely gray eyes. She was around 5"3, a size 6/8 with small boobs and lightly sun kissed skin. Perfect straight white teeth, ski slope button nose and cute pink lips. She stood there subserviently with hands folded behind her back in a school girl white shirt which was tied up in front of her boobs, exposing her flat stomach and four pack. And she had a very short plaid skirt on. She smiled at me as soon as I walked in, obviously taking a liking to my handsome face and insanely muscular physique that would put Marvel superheroes to shame. I immediately asked her name, "Nicole" she replied. I could not get the paperwork out fast enough, she found this amusing and then went to stash the £22. She came back and stood near me, showing her inexperience. I started to remove my clothes and she saw this and walked over to the bedside and got a condom out, I walked over with my massive 10 inch cock guiding the way as a kind of primitive sexual sat nav, her eyes lit up and she opened the condom with both hands and engulfed it over my python. She then slid down her skirt to reveal a black thong and gym toned butt, I looked at her and she looked so innocent and shy, yet she managed to keep eye contact which hinted at her naughty side. She had the face of an angel and could easily be charging £200 per hour at a high class agency. She looked like a young Cheryl Cole if you really want a comparison, the kind of girl who turns up in the porn industry and works with BangBros for a couple of scenes and then disappears because she can't speak English but you always remember her. Anyway as she is looking so fucking sexy I give her an extra 10 and ask for positions too, she stashes the paper work and asks me "What position?", I tell her to lie down on her back, I go with her to the bed and part her legs, this is where I feel a bit of her stubbly thighs, the first negative. I open her legs and she guides me in, she is very tight so I go slow, she closes her eyes as I pick up the pace and soon start to rail her as I look into her eyes and perfect pink lips, she looks at me with a smile as if to say she can't believe that shes getting railroaded by a complete stranger within 3 minutes of meeting them. As I'm fucking her I decided to start giving her the full length and pull my dick all the way out and then BANG! go in full thrust, there is a marked difference in her response as her intense eye contact and dirty smile disappear as she closes her eyes and starts moaning. I do this again and again and again, by now the bed is moving like the scene from the Exorcist and the maid can probably hear every single thrust from me as I ram my python deep into the sweet young white pussy. I decide to go easy on her as she is quite petite and come out of her, I order her to jump on top of me for cowgirl and she does as told, she has a bit of trouble sliding down on my dick but soon starts going up and down, I don't like the girl being in control so I move her knees down and pull her upper half against me as I start banging away from underneath, she moans and smiles, lifting her head to look at me in the eyes, I love this girl! she looks so sweet and innocent but let me tell you she loves getting fucked hard. she then postures up to grind me, as she does this her straight hair hits my face, she says sorry and pulls it to the side, I didn't mind though, it smelt fucking delicious, just like her. I let her grind for about 5 seconds before I decided I want to fuck her in doggy, we switch positions and try but my dick can't fit as I'm so huge and she's so tight, she wants to keep trying but I want to cum so tell her to lie on her back again. I enter her and really start banging away hard, savoring, devouring and kissing her toned midriff. Usually I never let myself go with a Soho girl as I'm just too paranoid of the condom breaking but with this girl I didn't give a shit, she looked so new and clean and fuckable that I couldn't have cared less even if it did happen, crazy I know! She's the type of girl you don't even want to shower after you've fucked because you want to smell her on you for a while longer. Anyway,we don't love these dough's so I'm back on my mission to nut deep deep inside this beautiful angel who seemed to have the misfortune of one of her wings breaking and her falling into bed with the devil himself! So I'm ramming her hard, her tits are still covered up with a little knot of her blouse, now I remember that in his review @puntmiester said that she charges extra for full strip and indeed the menu did have full strip as an extra but like I said, I used to do the same with Elena, who worked in this place before Nicole. I used to start fucking her and then just remove her top while she was panting and she usually was too far gone in the moment. I had bet that I could do the same with Nicole and sure enough as I was going for the finish line I was really giving it to her and the bed was moving and shaking all over the place making a THUD THUD THUD THUD noise with every aggressive stroke. Nicole's head was all over the place, she had her mouth wide open and eyes shut, gasping at the pounding she was getting. At this point I groped her boobs through the shirt, this led to me taking them out to which she did not stop me, so I continued fucking her hard and tried to undo the knot, I couldn't do it so stopped and asked her to open it, she did as told, regaining her senses for a brief moment. Once her B cups were out I carried on fucking her while groping them, two perfect teenage tits, with pink nipples. I went to suck them and she giggled and said "No!", I had pushed my luck but had still done well so picked up the pace for the final crescendo and nutted deep inside her. After I had come I stayed inside her for around 10 seconds savouring her young body. She rested with me, no doubt recovering herself. I got up and said "thank you", she smiled and we got dressed. She spoke shit English but managed to convey that she works every tues/weds. When I said that I had come looking for her the past Tuesday but she wasn't there she said that she will definitely be doing both days from this week coming.

If you liked Elena, or Lithuanian Rebecca (Bateman St) you will love Nicole, she is prettier than both of these girls and I can honestly say that she is probably the prettiest girl I've ever had sex with. She is brand new and still has that newbie deer in the headlights thing going on, mark my words though she will not stay for long, a few bad encounters and this girl will leave. I hope it doesn't come to that for her sake because she seems so sweet. Her English is awful but she is very smiley, with a hint of dirtyness, especially when you're inside her, she looks at you in a way where she can't believe what shes doing. @puntmiester reviewed her before me and I think he concluded that has no personality, just looks. I would say this may be true but only because she cant speak much English.

If you like the schoolgirl/teenage/cheerleader look she is for you. She told me she is Romanian (I was shocked) and 22 years old (she could pass for 18). She could also easily have a following of 250,000 people on Instagram as a fitness model. Her body is perhaps a tad too gym toned and her legs could have been more smoother but her face makes up for all of that, she honestly looks like a young Cheryl Cole and could easily be a porn star. For me now Soho is a one trick pony, gone are the days that I walked around in snow and rain taking names and reporting on old horses like Ivy, Christina, Poppy. There is a new girl in town and she makes all the other girls combined look just ugly. As long as Nicole is around you will no longer get any more rota updates from me or any reviews, I intend to just visit her, unless someone better looking comes along of course but I've been punting since 1997 and I've never seen a girl this pretty so I doubt that will happen.

So, so long guys and thanks to @puntmiester who recommended her to me, saying she is a better version of Micky of Greens Ct. She definitely is my man, she definitely is.

Disclaimer: All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Maybe I'm asking a noob question, sorry, but I've never been to Berwick st to massage..is there a number? flat no? I've been in that street and if i remember correctly there are several massage places.. thanks.

[doughslayer]

Is that disclaimer for real or just a crude joke? I'm confused. I don't want to go there looking for a woman who looks like Cheryl Cole, only to find a woman who looks Joe Cole I'm her place. 

Ha ha ha ha Joe Cole!
The disclaimer is there for the sensitive Susan's. Go down there mate, she really does look like Cheryl Cole. I look forward, as always to your write up after your visit.

[Tit Connoisseur]

OWO available for 10 extra with the Thai WG on 18 Newport upper floor.

[Tit Connoisseur]

This is exactly what I want. Anyone know of someone in soho who can offer this service ?

External Link/Members Only

[Punter80]

Anyone have any rota info for today?

[Liverpool]

This is exactly what I want. Anyone know of someone in soho who can offer this service ?

External Link/Members Only

I imagine all of them if the money is right.

[Tit Connoisseur]

I imagine all of them if the money is right.

I have asked more than a dozen and failed each time. I’ve even been pushed out of the room and been called a pervert once.

[JayEZ2K]

OWO available for 10 extra with the Thai WG on 18 Newport upper floor.

Is that Angie/Suzy or Mai/Yo?

I have asked more than a dozen and failed each time. I’ve even been pushed out of the room and been called a pervert once.

We're all perverts, so that's odd of them. I thought I heard about footjobs/cum on feet, so you might find it on a search. You could also try the top ranked service providers, who might be more accommodating. Jenny at 8 Greek comes to mind. Maybe it's also an issue of making a mess, getting jizz on the bed or floor? If it's still too specific a fetish, you could try AW.

[Tit Connoisseur]

Is that Angie/Suzy or Mai/Yo?
We're all perverts, so that's odd of them. I thought I heard about footjobs/cum on feet, so you might find it on a search. You could also try the top ranked service providers, who might be more accommodating. Jenny at 8 Greek comes to mind. Maybe it's also an issue of making a mess, getting jizz on the bed or floor? If it's still too specific a fetish, you could try AW.

I only tend to punt in soho (creature of habit) but you speak a lot sense. I think i will need to work out AW. I just hate setting up accounts and all of that stuff. I am almost 80.

[Quagmire]

she makes all the other girls look ugly. As long as Nicole is around you will no longer get any more updates from me or any reviews

Is that wedding bells I'm hearing?

[geordie44]

Yesterday
Went to see Nicole yesterday (Tuesday) at Berwick as the maid last week said that she would be there this Tues/Weds and surprise surprise she wasn't there. Had to settle for Anna instead on the lower floor.
Shit shag, she was actually looking at messages on her smartwatch while I was doing her in mish, I almost had to stop myself from saying "What the fuck are you doing?". Pockmarked face with the loosest pussy that I have felt in Soho, I will not be going back to her for those two reasons. Apart from that she is pleasant and tries to small talk but the checking watch thing while fucking was unforgivable, it wasn't even her checking the time as she did it as soon as we started to fuck, she was reading messages because when we finished she was still doing it!

I truly agree with the poster that said these girls sometimes take the piss out of us (I think his complaint was Zara mocking him the way he sounded when he came, I've had prossies do that to me too). On the one hand you may say that they have to amuse themselves somehow but I think being mean shouldn't be tolerated.

Today - Nicole
ANYWAY! So, today I woke up and did not feel the urge to punt but I knew that Nicole was there last week on a Wednesday albeit busy all day. So I forced myself to go down there in the rain. Walked up to top floor and there was no 'NEW' sign stuck on the wall like there was last week. "Fuck I bet it's a rusty old bird there like Lisa" I thought to myself. Knocked and let straight in by the maid before I could even ask who was working. Imagine my surprise then as I walked into the dimly lit room I saw a nubile, young beaming fresh faced teenage looking girl with long straight blonde/brown hair and lovely gray eyes. She was around 5"3, a size 6/8 with small boobs and lightly sun kissed skin. Perfect straight white teeth, ski slope button nose and cute pink lips. She stood there subserviently with hands folded behind her back in a school girl white shirt which was tied up in front of her boobs, exposing her flat stomach and four pack. And she had a very short plaid skirt on. She smiled at me as soon as I walked in, obviously taking a liking to my handsome face and insanely muscular physique that would put Marvel superheroes to shame. I immediately asked her name, "Nicole" she replied. I could not get the paperwork out fast enough, she found this amusing and then went to stash the £22. She came back and stood near me, showing her inexperience. I started to remove my clothes and she saw this and walked over to the bedside and got a condom out, I walked over with my massive 10 inch cock guiding the way as a kind of primitive sexual sat nav, her eyes lit up and she opened the condom with both hands and engulfed it over my python. She then slid down her skirt to reveal a black thong and gym toned butt, I looked at her and she looked so innocent and shy, yet she managed to keep eye contact which hinted at her naughty side. She had the face of an angel and could easily be charging £200 per hour at a high class agency. She looked like a young Cheryl Cole if you really want a comparison, the kind of girl who turns up in the porn industry and works with BangBros for a couple of scenes and then disappears because she can't speak English but you always remember her. Anyway as she is looking so fucking sexy I give her an extra 10 and ask for positions too, she stashes the paper work and asks me "What position?", I tell her to lie down on her back, I go with her to the bed and part her legs, this is where I feel a bit of her stubbly thighs, the first negative. I open her legs and she guides me in, she is very tight so I go slow, she closes her eyes as I pick up the pace and soon start to rail her as I look into her eyes and perfect pink lips, she looks at me with a smile as if to say she can't believe that shes getting railroaded by a complete stranger within 3 minutes of meeting them. As I'm fucking her I decided to start giving her the full length and pull my dick all the way out and then BANG! go in full thrust, there is a marked difference in her response as her intense eye contact and dirty smile disappear as she closes her eyes and starts moaning. I do this again and again and again, by now the bed is moving like the scene from the Exorcist and the maid can probably hear every single thrust from me as I ram my python deep into the sweet young white pussy. I decide to go easy on her as she is quite petite and come out of her, I order her to jump on top of me for cowgirl and she does as told, she has a bit of trouble sliding down on my dick but soon starts going up and down, I don't like the girl being in control so I move her knees down and pull her upper half against me as I start banging away from underneath, she moans and smiles, lifting her head to look at me in the eyes, I love this girl! she looks so sweet and innocent but let me tell you she loves getting fucked hard. she then postures up to grind me, as she does this her straight hair hits my face, she says sorry and pulls it to the side, I didn't mind though, it smelt fucking delicious, just like her. I let her grind for about 5 seconds before I decided I want to fuck her in doggy, we switch positions and try but my dick can't fit as I'm so huge and she's so tight, she wants to keep trying but I want to cum so tell her to lie on her back again. I enter her and really start banging away hard, savoring, devouring and kissing her toned midriff. Usually I never let myself go with a Soho girl as I'm just too paranoid of the condom breaking but with this girl I didn't give a shit, she looked so new and clean and fuckable that I couldn't have cared less even if it did happen, crazy I know! She's the type of girl you don't even want to shower after you've fucked because you want to smell her on you for a while longer. Anyway,we don't love these dough's so I'm back on my mission to nut deep deep inside this beautiful angel who seemed to have the misfortune of one of her wings breaking and her falling into bed with the devil himself! So I'm ramming her hard, her tits are still covered up with a little knot of her blouse, now I remember that in his review @puntmiester said that she charges extra for full strip and indeed the menu did have full strip as an extra but like I said, I used to do the same with Elena, who worked in this place before Nicole. I used to start fucking her and then just remove her top while she was panting and she usually was too far gone in the moment. I had bet that I could do the same with Nicole and sure enough as I was going for the finish line I was really giving it to her and the bed was moving and shaking all over the place making a THUD THUD THUD THUD noise with every aggressive stroke. Nicole's head was all over the place, she had her mouth wide open and eyes shut, gasping at the pounding she was getting. At this point I groped her boobs through the shirt, this led to me taking them out to which she did not stop me, so I continued fucking her hard and tried to undo the knot, I couldn't do it so stopped and asked her to open it, she did as told, regaining her senses for a brief moment. Once her B cups were out I carried on fucking her while groping them, two perfect teenage tits, with pink nipples. I went to suck them and she giggled and said "No!", I had pushed my luck but had still done well so picked up the pace for the final crescendo and nutted deep inside her. After I had come I stayed inside her for around 10 seconds savouring her young body. She rested with me, no doubt recovering herself. I got up and said "thank you", she smiled and we got dressed. She spoke shit English but managed to convey that she works every tues/weds. When I said that I had come looking for her the past Tuesday but she wasn't there she said that she will definitely be doing both days from this week coming.

If you liked Elena, or Lithuanian Rebecca (Bateman St) you will love Nicole, she is prettier than both of these girls and I can honestly say that she is probably the prettiest girl I've ever had sex with. She is brand new and still has that newbie deer in the headlights thing going on, mark my words though she will not stay for long, a few bad encounters and this girl will leave. I hope it doesn't come to that for her sake because she seems so sweet. Her English is awful but she is very smiley, with a hint of dirtyness, especially when you're inside her, she looks at you in a way where she can't believe what shes doing. @puntmiester reviewed her before me and I think he concluded that has no personality, just looks. I would say this may be true but only because she cant speak much English.

If you like the schoolgirl/teenage/cheerleader look she is for you. She told me she is Romanian (I was shocked) and 22 years old (she could pass for 18). She could also easily have a following of 250,000 people on Instagram as a fitness model. Her body is perhaps a tad too gym toned and her legs could have been more smoother but her face makes up for all of that, she honestly looks like a young Cheryl Cole and could easily be a porn star. For me now Soho is a one trick pony, gone are the days that I walked around in snow and rain taking names and reporting on old horses like Ivy, Christina, Poppy. There is a new girl in town and she makes all the other girls combined look just ugly. As long as Nicole is around you will no longer get any more rota updates from me or any reviews, I intend to just visit her, unless someone better looking comes along of course but I've been punting since 1997 and I've never seen a girl this pretty so I doubt that will happen.

So, so long guys and thanks to @puntmiester who recommended her to me, saying she is a better version of Micky of Greens Ct. She definitely is my man, she definitely is.

Disclaimer: All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Much respect to you for the write up. I can barely remember the colour of a girls hair after a visit let alone all that detail.

[joe diddley]

I have asked more than a dozen and failed each time. I’ve even been pushed out of the room and been called a pervert once.

Have you tried Ruby? She has a good sense of humour and seems fairly open to suggestions. Lisa in Berwick Street has been known to deliver some of the more outre services as well. Shame Amy formerly of Greek Street retired as I'm sure she'd have indulged you. I guess it might also be a question of bringing your own stockings so to speak but I'm sure you've thought this through, TC.

Otherwise London hosts a small number of occasional foot fetish parties which advertise on line. Easy enough to Google up. I don't think much happens at these parties other than foot worship, trampling, smelling, foot massage, etc. (i.e. no overtly sexual services) but at some there are private rooms and at others you can talk to some girls about arranging more private 'steamier' sessions elsewhere. I know this because I know (in civvy life and therefore can't give her details) a girl who does these parties as a 'foot model'. It'd be something of an investment in terms of having to go to one of the parties initially, but if you are interested enough there are specialists for this kind of thing who might be contacted in this way. A better route, I'd have thought, than via AW. And once you've made initial contact, it'd be a lot easier afterwards.

[Tit Connoisseur]

Have you tried Ruby? She has a good sense of humour and seems fairly open to suggestions. Lisa in Berwick Street has been known to deliver some of the more outre services as well. Shame Amy formerly of Greek Street retired as I'm sure she'd have indulged you. I guess it might also be a question of bringing your own stockings so to speak but I'm sure you've thought this through, TC.

Otherwise London hosts a small number of occasional foot fetish parties which advertise on line. Easy enough to Google up. I don't think much happens at these parties other than foot worship, trampling, smelling, foot massage, etc. (i.e. no overtly sexual services) but at some there are private rooms and at others you can talk to some girls about arranging more private 'steamier' sessions elsewhere. I know this because I know (in civvy life and therefore can't give her details) a girl who does these parties as a 'foot model'. It'd be something of an investment in terms of having to go to one of the parties initially, but if you are interested enough there are specialists for this kind of thing who might be contacted in this way. A better route, I'd have thought, than via AW. And once you've made initial contact, it'd be a lot easier afterwards.

Dear Joe Diddley,

Thank you very much for your insight. You certainly have opened my imagination. I wish you a nice weekend and every success in your punting endeavors. Cheers. TC

[JayEZ2K]

I only tend to punt in soho (creature of habit) but you speak a lot sense. I think i will need to work out AW. I just hate setting up accounts and all of that stuff. I am almost 80.

Wow, that is impressive sexual longevity. I've read that some girls discriminate against older gentlemen, so I wonder if that is part of it. But I don't know what the age cutoff tends to be. AW is not nearly as convenient as Soho, but you might have better luck. It might be worth starting a separate thread for advice for older gentlemen looking with your particular fetishes.

[Aj280]

Yesterday
Went to see Nicole yesterday (Tuesday) at Berwick as the maid last week said that she would be there this Tues/Weds and surprise surprise she wasn't there. Had to settle for Anna instead on the lower floor.
Shit shag, she was actually looking at messages on her smartwatch while I was doing her in mish, I almost had to stop myself from saying "What the fuck are you doing?". Pockmarked face with the loosest pussy that I have felt in Soho, I will not be going back to her for those two reasons. Apart from that she is pleasant and tries to small talk but the checking watch thing while fucking was unforgivable, it wasn't even her checking the time as she did it as soon as we started to fuck, she was reading messages because when we finished she was still doing it!

I truly agree with the poster that said these girls sometimes take the piss out of us (I think his complaint was Zara mocking him the way he sounded when he came, I've had prossies do that to me too). On the one hand you may say that they have to amuse themselves somehow but I think being mean shouldn't be tolerated.

Today - Nicole
ANYWAY! So, today I woke up and did not feel the urge to punt but I knew that Nicole was there last week on a Wednesday albeit busy all day. So I forced myself to go down there in the rain. Walked up to top floor and there was no 'NEW' sign stuck on the wall like there was last week. "Fuck I bet it's a rusty old bird there like Lisa" I thought to myself. Knocked and let straight in by the maid before I could even ask who was working. Imagine my surprise then as I walked into the dimly lit room I saw a nubile, young beaming fresh faced teenage looking girl with long straight blonde/brown hair and lovely gray eyes. She was around 5"3, a size 6/8 with small boobs and lightly sun kissed skin. Perfect straight white teeth, ski slope button nose and cute pink lips. She stood there subserviently with hands folded behind her back in a school girl white shirt which was tied up in front of her boobs, exposing her flat stomach and four pack. And she had a very short plaid skirt on. She smiled at me as soon as I walked in, obviously taking a liking to my handsome face and insanely muscular physique that would put Marvel superheroes to shame. I immediately asked her name, "Nicole" she replied. I could not get the paperwork out fast enough, she found this amusing and then went to stash the £22. She came back and stood near me, showing her inexperience. I started to remove my clothes and she saw this and walked over to the bedside and got a condom out, I walked over with my massive 10 inch cock guiding the way as a kind of primitive sexual sat nav, her eyes lit up and she opened the condom with both hands and engulfed it over my python. She then slid down her skirt to reveal a black thong and gym toned butt, I looked at her and she looked so innocent and shy, yet she managed to keep eye contact which hinted at her naughty side. She had the face of an angel and could easily be charging £200 per hour at a high class agency. She looked like a young Cheryl Cole if you really want a comparison, the kind of girl who turns up in the porn industry and works with BangBros for a couple of scenes and then disappears because she can't speak English but you always remember her. Anyway as she is looking so fucking sexy I give her an extra 10 and ask for positions too, she stashes the paper work and asks me "What position?", I tell her to lie down on her back, I go with her to the bed and part her legs, this is where I feel a bit of her stubbly thighs, the first negative. I open her legs and she guides me in, she is very tight so I go slow, she closes her eyes as I pick up the pace and soon start to rail her as I look into her eyes and perfect pink lips, she looks at me with a smile as if to say she can't believe that shes getting railroaded by a complete stranger within 3 minutes of meeting them. As I'm fucking her I decided to start giving her the full length and pull my dick all the way out and then BANG! go in full thrust, there is a marked difference in her response as her intense eye contact and dirty smile disappear as she closes her eyes and starts moaning. I do this again and again and again, by now the bed is moving like the scene from the Exorcist and the maid can probably hear every single thrust from me as I ram my python deep into the sweet young white pussy. I decide to go easy on her as she is quite petite and come out of her, I order her to jump on top of me for cowgirl and she does as told, she has a bit of trouble sliding down on my dick but soon starts going up and down, I don't like the girl being in control so I move her knees down and pull her upper half against me as I start banging away from underneath, she moans and smiles, lifting her head to look at me in the eyes, I love this girl! she looks so sweet and innocent but let me tell you she loves getting fucked hard. she then postures up to grind me, as she does this her straight hair hits my face, she says sorry and pulls it to the side, I didn't mind though, it smelt fucking delicious, just like her. I let her grind for about 5 seconds before I decided I want to fuck her in doggy, we switch positions and try but my dick can't fit as I'm so huge and she's so tight, she wants to keep trying but I want to cum so tell her to lie on her back again. I enter her and really start banging away hard, savoring, devouring and kissing her toned midriff. Usually I never let myself go with a Soho girl as I'm just too paranoid of the condom breaking but with this girl I didn't give a shit, she looked so new and clean and fuckable that I couldn't have cared less even if it did happen, crazy I know! She's the type of girl you don't even want to shower after you've fucked because you want to smell her on you for a while longer. Anyway,we don't love these dough's so I'm back on my mission to nut deep deep inside this beautiful angel who seemed to have the misfortune of one of her wings breaking and her falling into bed with the devil himself! So I'm ramming her hard, her tits are still covered up with a little knot of her blouse, now I remember that in his review @puntmiester said that she charges extra for full strip and indeed the menu did have full strip as an extra but like I said, I used to do the same with Elena, who worked in this place before Nicole. I used to start fucking her and then just remove her top while she was panting and she usually was too far gone in the moment. I had bet that I could do the same with Nicole and sure enough as I was going for the finish line I was really giving it to her and the bed was moving and shaking all over the place making a THUD THUD THUD THUD noise with every aggressive stroke. Nicole's head was all over the place, she had her mouth wide open and eyes shut, gasping at the pounding she was getting. At this point I groped her boobs through the shirt, this led to me taking them out to which she did not stop me, so I continued fucking her hard and tried to undo the knot, I couldn't do it so stopped and asked her to open it, she did as told, regaining her senses for a brief moment. Once her B cups were out I carried on fucking her while groping them, two perfect teenage tits, with pink nipples. I went to suck them and she giggled and said "No!", I had pushed my luck but had still done well so picked up the pace for the final crescendo and nutted deep inside her. After I had come I stayed inside her for around 10 seconds savouring her young body. She rested with me, no doubt recovering herself. I got up and said "thank you", she smiled and we got dressed. She spoke shit English but managed to convey that she works every tues/weds. When I said that I had come looking for her the past Tuesday but she wasn't there she said that she will definitely be doing both days from this week coming.

If you liked Elena, or Lithuanian Rebecca (Bateman St) you will love Nicole, she is prettier than both of these girls and I can honestly say that she is probably the prettiest girl I've ever had sex with. She is brand new and still has that newbie deer in the headlights thing going on, mark my words though she will not stay for long, a few bad encounters and this girl will leave. I hope it doesn't come to that for her sake because she seems so sweet. Her English is awful but she is very smiley, with a hint of dirtyness, especially when you're inside her, she looks at you in a way where she can't believe what shes doing. @puntmiester reviewed her before me and I think he concluded that has no personality, just looks. I would say this may be true but only because she cant speak much English.

If you like the schoolgirl/teenage/cheerleader look she is for you. She told me she is Romanian (I was shocked) and 22 years old (she could pass for 18). She could also easily have a following of 250,000 people on Instagram as a fitness model. Her body is perhaps a tad too gym toned and her legs could have been more smoother but her face makes up for all of that, she honestly looks like a young Cheryl Cole and could easily be a porn star. For me now Soho is a one trick pony, gone are the days that I walked around in snow and rain taking names and reporting on old horses like Ivy, Christina, Poppy. There is a new girl in town and she makes all the other girls combined look just ugly. As long as Nicole is around you will no longer get any more rota updates from me or any reviews, I intend to just visit her, unless someone better looking comes along of course but I've been punting since 1997 and I've never seen a girl this pretty so I doubt that will happen.

So, so long guys and thanks to @puntmiester who recommended her to me, saying she is a better version of Micky of Greens Ct. She definitely is my man, she definitely is.

Disclaimer: All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Entertaining read as always. Might head down just to see this girl. Have always liked Cheryl Cole

[Tit Connoisseur]

Entertaining read as always. Might head down just to see this girl. Have always liked Cheryl Cole

+1. Very entertaining read Doughslayer. And kudos for sharing someone you rate so highly. Many don’t.

[JayEZ2K]

Yesterday
Went to see Nicole...

The Annals of Doughslayer. There are old punting guides that still exist from 100-150 years ago describing these very same streets. I think Doughslayer's would probably be worthy of printing out and sticking into a time capsule for future Londoners 100-200 years from now.

[doughslayer]

Thanks for the positive comments guys, I really do appreciate them. But it seems that my dissertation about Nicole came back to bite me on the ass today.

I woke up early and made up an excuse to leave the house leaving four crying kids and a partner behind me, today was ME time, which roughly translated as fucking a teenaged angel! I was hard on the train thinking about all the things I was going to do to Nicole. I had even psyched myself up to ask her about OWO (I'm a germophobe/hypochondriac) and have never let a WG blow me unprotected.

So I got to Berwick at 12 and hurriedly ran inside, I was in a rush and attempted to jump the first three steps but the stairs had other ideas while I was airborne as my cheap Primark trainers caught a step, bringing me crashing down onto the stairs. My elbow was badly hurt and upon inspection my forearm was bleeding. Good thing I didn't have an erection at the time, I thought to myself, as I got up and hobbled up the stairs like a mythical creature from one of those bullshit Lord of the Ring films. Got to the top floor and knocked on the door, the maid opened and said "She's busy for 40 minutes", that's do-able I thought to myself, I can stay out for that long. "And then she's got a booking after that" she added.
"So when shall I come back?" I asked
"Dunno" said the fat unattractive maid, as she shut the door on my handsome face. I walked out disheartened and reluctantly trawled the other meager walk ups, none of the names excited me; Ritzy in Greens, Paula in Lisle, Ivy and Lilly at the French House, I saw that the gruesome twosome Nina & Elly were still in occupancy at Romilly. At this point I decided to go back home and conjure up another excuse to leave the house a bit later in the day, when I could come back and hopefully fuck the life out of beautiful petite Nicole.

A couple of hours and a faked emergency-in-the-family later, I found myself back in Berwick at around 3pm. I walked up and excitedly knocked on Nicole's door. However this time the fat unattractive maid simply shouted "Busyyyy", not even bothering to open the door. I asked how long and my mouth hit the floor when she said "Till 8pm". How the fuck was she busy for 5 hours?
"Is it possible to make a booking next time?" I asked.
"No" said the fat unattractive maid. Well that was a pile of horseshit then, because earlier she had said that somebody had booked her and from memory I remember many moons ago that Berwick did have a number you can call to book. Totally defeats the purpose of walk ups but hey ho. So I walked around for two hours and came back, having changed my appearance (jacket/hat off etc) in case the fat unattractive maid had mistaken me for a troublemaker, as it has happened in the past (must be a lot of handsome bad guys out there) but I was met by the same reply, "BUSSSSYYY". The thing is though, when she said that I could hear she was standing right by the door, as if looking out of the peephole. Now why would you look out of the peephole before saying busy? surely she could have shouted that from the comfort of her chair, where she was undoubtedly watching Jeremy Kyle? Can't think what she has against me, I paid my tip last time, so maybe the colour of my skin? or maybe my dissertation on Nicole last week was to blame? as in a day it had around 1,000 views. Maybe it had encouraged a frenzy of horny gentlemen? 

I feel really stupid now, I can just see the seasoned punters face palming themselves when they read my dissertation last week, why did I do that? now I'll never see her again! She was fucking booked all day today! Who the fuck books girls for five hours?? It's supposed to be a fucking walk up!

On top of that, there has been no more info on her, despite a population the size of Slough apparently visiting her today.

Serves me right, well I hope you horny fuckers had fun with her today, it will be the last dissertation I write; lesson learned! (sorry Tit Connoisseur!)

Disclaimer: All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[peter purves]

So I walked around for two hours and came back, having changed my appearance (jacket/hat off etc) in case the fat unattractive maid had mistaken me for a troublemaker, as it has happened in the past (must be a lot of handsome bad guys out there) but I was met by the same reply, "BUSSSSYYY".

Done my time walking around the streets of London - It's like a prison sentence   

Sorry to hear mate!!

[Liverpool]

Thanks for the positive comments guys, I really do appreciate them. But it seems that my dissertation about Nicole came back to bite me on the ass today.

I woke up early and made up an excuse to leave the house leaving four crying kids and a partner behind me, today was ME time, which roughly translated as fucking a teenaged angel! I was hard on the train thinking about all the things I was going to do to Nicole. I had even psyched myself up to ask her about OWO (I'm a germophobe/hypochondriac) and have never let a WG blow me unprotected.

So I got to Berwick at 12 and hurriedly ran inside, I was in a rush and attempted to jump the first three steps but the stairs had other ideas while I was airborne as my cheap Primark trainers caught a step, bringing me crashing down onto the stairs. My elbow was badly hurt and upon inspection my forearm was bleeding. Good thing I didn't have an erection at the time, I thought to myself, as I got up and hobbled up the stairs like a mythical creature from one of those bullshit Lord of the Ring films. Got to the top floor and knocked on the door, the maid opened and said "She's busy for 40 minutes", that's do-able I thought to myself, I can stay out for that long. "And then she's got a booking after that" she added.
"So when shall I come back?" I asked
"Dunno" said the fat unattractive maid, as she shut the door on my handsome face. I walked out disheartened and reluctantly trawled the other meager walk ups, none of the names excited me; Ritzy in Greens, Paula in Lisle, Ivy and Lilly at the French House, I saw that the gruesome twosome Nina & Elly were still in occupancy at Romilly. At this point I decided to go back home and conjure up another excuse to leave the house a bit later in the day, when I could come back and hopefully fuck the life out of beautiful petite Nicole.

A couple of hours and a faked emergency-in-the-family later, I found myself back in Berwick at around 3pm. I walked up and excitedly knocked on Nicole's door. However this time the fat unattractive maid simply shouted "Busyyyy", not even bothering to open the door. I asked how long and my mouth hit the floor when she said "Till 8pm". How the fuck was she busy for 5 hours?
"Is it possible to make a booking next time?" I asked.
"No" said the fat unattractive maid. Well that was a pile of horseshit then, because earlier she had said that somebody had booked her and from memory I remember many moons ago that Berwick did have a number you can call to book. Totally defeats the purpose of walk ups but hey ho. So I walked around for two hours and came back, having changed my appearance (jacket/hat off etc) in case the fat unattractive maid had mistaken me for a troublemaker, as it has happened in the past (must be a lot of handsome bad guys out there) but I was met by the same reply, "BUSSSSYYY". The thing is though, when she said that I could hear she was standing right by the door, as if looking out of the peephole. Now why would you look out of the peephole before saying busy? surely she could have shouted that from the comfort of her chair, where she was undoubtedly watching Jeremy Kyle? Can't think what she has against me, I paid my tip last time, so maybe the colour of my skin? or maybe my dissertation on Nicole last week was to blame? as in a day it had around 1,000 views. Maybe it had encouraged a frenzy of horny gentlemen? 

I feel really stupid now, I can just see the seasoned punters face palming themselves when they read my dissertation last week, why did I do that? now I'll never see her again! She was fucking booked all day today! Who the fuck books girls for five hours?? It's supposed to be a fucking walk up!

On top of that, there has been no more info on her, despite a population the size of Slough apparently visiting her today.

Serves me right, well I hope you horny fuckers had fun with her today, it will be the last dissertation I write; lesson learned! (sorry Tit Connoisseur!)

Disclaimer: All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Chances are she wasn't busy and didn't want to see you.

[ManOFSteel]

Chances are she wasn't busy and didn't want to see you.

Exactly. It's not as if Doughslayer mentioned people waiting outside her door. This is sounding like a Zara 2.0 where a naive hunchback doesn't get the message - "You're no longer welcome"

[JayEZ2K]

Should ask some random bloke off the street... "Hey, I'll give you couple quid if you could do me a favor and just go up these stairs and knock on that door?" *Guy knocks. "Busy... oh wait. You're not that damn Doughslayer guy. Here's Nicole." 

Not really sure how else to find out, other than to just ask the maid upfront.


Assuming that she was legitimately busy, I wonder if it's due to this thread. I guess it must be, otherwise, how does word get around? There's only like a dozen or so regular posters, but thousands of views. And I remember how busy Scarlet was... how did so many people know to go there? Although there are some places though that are just very busy at times, like Little Newport St, even though it never gets much mention here.

[Dillianbright]

Thanks for the positive comments guys, I really do appreciate them. But it seems that my dissertation about Nicole came back to bite me on the ass today.

I woke up early and made up an excuse to leave the house leaving four crying kids and a partner behind me, today was ME time, which roughly translated as fucking a teenaged angel! I was hard on the train thinking about all the things I was going to do to Nicole. I had even psyched myself up to ask her about OWO (I'm a germophobe/hypochondriac) and have never let a WG blow me unprotected.

So I got to Berwick at 12 and hurriedly ran inside, I was in a rush and attempted to jump the first three steps but the stairs had other ideas while I was airborne as my cheap Primark trainers caught a step, bringing me crashing down onto the stairs. My elbow was badly hurt and upon inspection my forearm was bleeding. Good thing I didn't have an erection at the time, I thought to myself, as I got up and hobbled up the stairs like a mythical creature from one of those bullshit Lord of the Ring films. Got to the top floor and knocked on the door, the maid opened and said "She's busy for 40 minutes", that's do-able I thought to myself, I can stay out for that long. "And then she's got a booking after that" she added.
"So when shall I come back?" I asked
"Dunno" said the fat unattractive maid, as she shut the door on my handsome face. I walked out disheartened and reluctantly trawled the other meager walk ups, none of the names excited me; Ritzy in Greens, Paula in Lisle, Ivy and Lilly at the French House, I saw that the gruesome twosome Nina & Elly were still in occupancy at Romilly. At this point I decided to go back home and conjure up another excuse to leave the house a bit later in the day, when I could come back and hopefully fuck the life out of beautiful petite Nicole.

A couple of hours and a faked emergency-in-the-family later, I found myself back in Berwick at around 3pm. I walked up and excitedly knocked on Nicole's door. However this time the fat unattractive maid simply shouted "Busyyyy", not even bothering to open the door. I asked how long and my mouth hit the floor when she said "Till 8pm". How the fuck was she busy for 5 hours?
"Is it possible to make a booking next time?" I asked.
"No" said the fat unattractive maid. Well that was a pile of horseshit then, because earlier she had said that somebody had booked her and from memory I remember many moons ago that Berwick did have a number you can call to book. Totally defeats the purpose of walk ups but hey ho. So I walked around for two hours and came back, having changed my appearance (jacket/hat off etc) in case the fat unattractive maid had mistaken me for a troublemaker, as it has happened in the past (must be a lot of handsome bad guys out there) but I was met by the same reply, "BUSSSSYYY". The thing is though, when she said that I could hear she was standing right by the door, as if looking out of the peephole. Now why would you look out of the peephole before saying busy? surely she could have shouted that from the comfort of her chair, where she was undoubtedly watching Jeremy Kyle? Can't think what she has against me, I paid my tip last time, so maybe the colour of my skin? or maybe my dissertation on Nicole last week was to blame? as in a day it had around 1,000 views. Maybe it had encouraged a frenzy of horny gentlemen? 

I feel really stupid now, I can just see the seasoned punters face palming themselves when they read my dissertation last week, why did I do that? now I'll never see her again! She was fucking booked all day today! Who the fuck books girls for five hours?? It's supposed to be a fucking walk up!

On top of that, there has been no more info on her, despite a population the size of Slough apparently visiting her today.

Serves me right, well I hope you horny fuckers had fun with her today, it will be the last dissertation I write; lesson learned! (sorry Tit Connoisseur!)

Disclaimer: All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Maybe she thought you were too rough last time. Or perhaps she received hassle from someone for having sex with a non white person. It had nothing to do with your review, I'm 100% sure about that. Take the hint and move on, don't bother to waste your time going there, she's not worth it.

[doughslayer]

Nah I doubt it was me being too rough as she was all smiles when I left her last week. Also, fat unattractive maid has no reason not to like me.

Although I have in the past been interrogated by WG's for weird things that I haven't done, so it's entirety possible that they mistook me for someone else but that's something that I cannot anticipate or account for.

And finally, I didn't bother to mention but when I was walking down an Asian gent was walking upstairs, so I hung around where there were no cameras and sure enough he got the BUSSSY treatment too. Which is why I wasn't overly concerned with it being an anti-Doughslayer thing.

[Liverpool]

Nah I doubt it was me being too rough as she was all smiles when I left her last week. Also, fat unattractive maid has no reason not to like me.

Although I have in the past been interrogated by WG's for weird things that I haven't done, so it's entirety possible that they mistook me for someone else but that's something that I cannot anticipate or account for.

And finally, I didn't bother to mention but when I was walking down an Asian gent was walking upstairs, so I hung around where there were no cameras and sure enough he got the BUSSSY treatment too. Which is why I wasn't overly concerned with it being an anti-Doughslayer thing.

Anonymousepoodle reviewed seeing her yesterday.

[Uncle Albert]

 Who was that guy a couple of months back who gave a wg (might have been Scarlett) about 600 notes basically for about 5 hours ?
Probs read your essay last week and fancied another all dayer 

[chris44]

Its a hardly a suprise is it Doughlayer that after the review you gave her that it would then become very difficult to see her. Not much left in Soho as it is. I saw her Saturday, yeah she's nice, but nothing like seeing Paris in her prime. Or Claudia or Daisy....

[ManOFSteel]

Anyone know of any nut sack sucking WGs in Soho? There used to be loads back in the day and it feels great when they do it.

[Dillianbright]

Nah I doubt it was me being too rough as she was all smiles when I left her last week. Also, fat unattractive maid has no reason not to like me.

Although I have in the past been interrogated by WG's for weird things that I haven't done, so it's entirety possible that they mistook me for someone else but that's something that I cannot anticipate or account for.

And finally, I didn't bother to mention but when I was walking down an Asian gent was walking upstairs, so I hung around where there were no cameras and sure enough he got the BUSSSY treatment too. Which is why I wasn't overly concerned with it being an anti-Doughslayer thing.

Probably someone else gave her hard time and she decided to enforce her own apartheid.

[joe diddley]

My guess, for what it's worth, DS, is that it wasn't Nicole that froze you out but the maid, possibly because of some perceived slight in the past when you walked having been admitted to see another girl. Some of the maids in Soho have long memories. Just a hunch of course. It's entirely possible that she will be working on other days with other maids, so it might be worth another shot.

[doughslayer]

Anonymousepoodle reviewed seeing her yesterday.

yeah I saw this after I posted last night. His review is eeirely similar to mine, some bits even look paraphrased...

[doughslayer]

Its a hardly a suprise is it Doughlayer that after the review you gave her that it would then become very difficult to see her. Not much left in Soho as it is. I saw her Saturday, yeah she's nice, but nothing like seeing Paris in her prime. Or Claudia or Daisy....

Yes I really regret that dissertation I wrote. Not just because I couldn't see her but also because the poor girl is new and to have that many guys suddenly come for her might be a bit overwhelming.

[doughslayer]

My guess, for what it's worth, DS, is that it wasn't Nicole that froze you out but the maid, possibly because of some perceived slight in the past when you walked having been admitted to see another girl. Some of the maids in Soho have long memories. Just a hunch of course. It's entirely possible that she will be working on other days with other maids, so it might be worth another shot.

you're right JD. I have come to the conclusion that the fat unattractive maid doesn't like me, for whatever reason. As two weeks ago the same maid told me she's busy until 7pm (& this was around 4pm) but when I got to see Nicole a week later and told her this she said she was not booked out until 7pm.

I hope the fat unattractive maid slips on the very same steps I fell on, for racially profiling customers. Hey, maybe she should join the Metropolitan Police 'Service'? Would fit right in.

[Diamond123]

Anyone recommend a girl for today? In soho now.

[Prince]

Well your post about a gorgeous girl is appreciated and what this group is about. It may not have been anything to do with your essay. Walk ups a just not as professional and if she choses to work in soho for cheap money then she has to expect to be overwhelmed.

P

Yes I really regret that dissertation I wrote. Not just because I couldn't see her but also because the poor girl is new and to have that many guys suddenly come for her might be a bit overwhelming.

[Youknowmyname007]

you're right JD. I have come to the conclusion that the fat unattractive maid doesn't like me, for whatever reason. As two weeks ago the same maid told me she's busy until 7pm (& this was around 4pm) but when I got to see Nicole a week later and told her this she said she was not booked out until 7pm.


I hope the fat unattractive maid slips on the very same steps I fell on, for racially profiling customers. Hey, maybe she should join the Metropolitan Police 'Service'? Would fit right in.

I got the same treatment from Roxy a few months prior to her retirement, everytime I tried to see her on several occasions the maid would tell me she was booked out. ..complete bullshit i know. There was no indication of any wrong doing on my part when i was seeing her and we were on good terms. Perhaps, she enjoyed herself too much and didn't want to get too emotionally attached. Who knows? Glad I'm not alone Doughslayer in your case with Nicole and Man of Steel with Zara.

[Liverpool]

I got the same treatment from Roxy a few months prior to her retirement, everytime I tried to see her on several occasions the maid would tell me she was booked out. ..complete bullshit i know. There was no indication of any wrong doing on my part when i was seeing her and we were on good terms. Perhaps, she enjoyed herself too much and didn't want to get too emotionally attached. Who knows? Glad I'm not alone Doughslayer in your case with Nicole and Man of Steel with Zara.

There are many ways to interpret the "busy!!" call. Girl doesn't want to see you; girl is genuinely busy; girl is not there (especially if you arrive 1100-1300); girl is sleeping (remember the day job may also be the all night job); girl is unwell; other punter waiting and so on.

[Mackcane17]

Yes I really regret that dissertation I wrote. Not just because I couldn't see her but also because the poor girl is new and to have that many guys suddenly come for her might be a bit overwhelming.

Like JD said try to go see her on a different days when that fat unattractive maide is not there maybe you gonna get her number this time  . Did she tell you what days she's gonna be in Berwick st?

[Leon66]

I am on the verge of completing my invention of an "Anti Rejection" pill. This pill suppresses the pain and hurt of being rejected by a Soho pro that you desire but can't have.
Almost every potential punter goes through the same bereavement. The symptoms are, dizzy head spinning feeling, sweating. Shortness of breath and the muttering of the same 3 letter word either loudly or silently, WHY WHY WHY.
The truth is in fact, that the more they reject you, the more you want them. Virtually building up in your head and heart, the feeling that you were rejected by a lover.
Imagine if there was a pill that you could take that allowed you to snap out of it and to remember who you are and NOT to make them powerful and you a weak sniverling snotty nose little schoolboy again.
In fact, to remember all the "too fat" or "too skinny" or even "ugly," girls that you have rejected.
Guys, we need to "grow a pair" and move on. But, until then, I'm still working on that pill.

Happy punting.