Author Topic: Léla - Newcastle (Tour)  (Read 2910 times)


10 review(s) for Léla xx (6 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline hotdog2019

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About the Venue
The place is real private and a discrete car park a minute walk away. Dead Easy to find. The apartment is warm and clean.

Physical   
Lela was dressed in a dress as requested and she looked gorgeous in it. The red colour match and toned with her complexion and she has a wonderful size 12 shapely body and her arse is simply amazing. She has a beautiful high cheek bone face and striking dark brown eyes. The pictures in her gallery are exactly of her and the profile description of her appearance is spot on. I would say she’s in her late 30’s but she seems to look after herself fabulously.

Personality   
Lela is very friendly and strike up a conversation straight away to make you feel relaxed. She is a very natural lady in every way, and knows how to please a man. Lela is very good at making you feel at ease in her company. I must say I got everything I had hoed for and more from this meet, this woman is fantastic!!

Services   
I was offered a shower as soon as I arrived but I declined as I had just stepped out of one before I left to her location. She started caressing my body and teased my cock. I was already hard but it felt so good. Lela has the smoothest skin and great natural tits and a pussy that tastes delightful. I got the chance to see her toying herself. It was an awesome sight seeing her pleasure herself while I nibble on her sexy big nipples..

I won't go into the whole details but she gave me exactly what I wanted.
Her magical tongue licked the length of my cock and the she put me in her mouth and gave me a blow job that I will never forget. She skilfully used her lips and tongue to keep me on the edge and begging, her oral is sublime!  :yahoo: Although owo and kissing is at her discretion as she prefers to see you and decide on your hygiene standards, which is understandable.

When I finally got inside of her it was great. Moist, firm and tight. She is very receptive and enjoyed getting sex especially in doggy and we tried other positions too.

There was no clock watching. Our session was completely unrushed and I would say we both had a good time. She is a special lady and I am already planning to see her again. Lela is sexy, gorgeous, highly skilled in bed. I had a great sexual experience and she’s totally worth every penny!

Offline bob0411

Nice review there Lela   :D :lol:

Offline Fragilehand

well well if i was a touring escort and my phone was a bit dusty i would write a sneeky review just like that to try and trick people into thinking i was spankingly good shag! does she have a fanny full of caviar to warrant the £4 per min rate (15min) hotdog?

Offline Kev3773

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Offline Global_Punter

She looks nice though, but that review is really suspect....

Registered: Yesterday at 03:09:36, then a review after 24 hrs  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline Bobuk

Clearly written by the SP, the writing styles are the same.

Offline Sar-Major

Well as far as I'm concerned, no matter how fekin good she is, and at those prices.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

She can stick her services where the squirrel sticks it's fekin nuts.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Lovely review of yourself Lela.  :P

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline abridgetofar

Well as far as I'm concerned, no matter how fekin good she is, and at those prices.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

She can stick her services where the squirrel sticks it's fekin nuts.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Lovely review of yourself Lela.  :P

 :hi: :hi:

My sentiments entirely SM

Offline The Outsider

It's almost like it's been written by a woman whose first language isn't English...  :bomb:

Offline Sar-Major

It's almost like it's been written by a woman whose first language isn't English...  :bomb:

Fekin "Rom" springs to mind...................  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline billabong

Why do they continue to think they are fooling anyone with these bullshit reviews clearly wrote by a bird.

Makes you look desparate love, reduce your prices you might actually get real ones.

Offline hotdog2019

It's almost like it's been written by a woman whose first language isn't English...  :bomb:

You are right English is not my first language as I am hispanic but a woman certainly not. Its my first time punting and thought I will give this a try by sharing my experience, but it seems there are lots of prejudice opinions around here. anyway enough said!!!

have a good day lads.

Offline hotdog2019

well well if i was a touring escort and my phone was a bit dusty i would write a sneeky review just like that to try and trick people into thinking i was spankingly good shag! does she have a fanny full of caviar to warrant the £4 per min rate (15min) hotdog?

yes it was worth it, the saying goes one man's meat is another's poison.  :hi:

Offline tynetunnel

You are right English is not my first language as I am hispanic but a woman certainly not. Its my first time punting and thought I will give this a try by sharing my experience, but it seems there are lots of prejudice opinions around here. anyway enough said!!!

have a good day lads.

Oh really? :rolleyes:



The red colour match and toned with her complexion

No bloke would ever say that!   :unknown:

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Oh really? :rolleyes:


No bloke would ever say that!   :unknown:

Maybe "he" bats for both sides  :unknown:

Offline Shutty238

Haha. The UKP bull shit detection system is far more sophisticated than the Turing Test. Unmistakably female.

Offline billabong

Hispanic ? But chose the username hotdog? Was Taco taken?