External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £300 for 1 hour.
Location: Basement level flat which was next to a hotel so not recommended for those who wish to be discreet. Around the Earl’s Court/Gloucester Road area.
Girl: She is tall probably around 5’7 without heels and looks about late twenties. I was very excited for this as she looks great in the photos. Sadly I was very disappointed with what she actually looks like in real life.
She has quite short, thin hair which was not as blonde as the photos and does not suit her. Her face had a few red spots and strangely some dark sun patches (not sun spots but actual dark patchy areas)- maybe she needs to be using more factor 50?! Also had very big eyebrows, like a pair of caterpillars- very off-putting. She looks as though she had fillers in her lips but then had them removed as they’re not that big but look worked on.
Her tits are 100% fake and they certainly feel plastic.
No FK or DFK.
Does not speak English.
Face= 6/10
Body= 6/10
Attitude= 5/10
Punt: She wore a lingerie set and a robe as she opened the door and hid behind it. Went through to her room and was given a towel. She does not really speak English so communication was a major issue and certainly prohibited any sense of flow/connection to the encounter. After I’d washed up, she’d put on some music and turned the lights down (a bit too dark but given the state of her face I didn’t complain). There was no FK or DFK she just went straight into OWO. Technique was very average, no attention paid to the shaft or below. I tried to position her to 69 but I don’t think she understood and when I tried to finger her she just moved my hand away. So I pointed to the condom to suggest we move on to sex and she obliged but used wet wipes and alcohol gel on her hands first. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for hygiene but this seemed excessive and slightly insulting given that I had just had a shower!! Anyway, we started in missionary after she had drowned the condom in lube and continued to hold on to my dick so that I could not push too far or too hard. Went through a few positions like doggy and cowgirl but neither were any better. The copious amounts of lube combined with a pretty loose pussy made it unenjoyable. The whole thing was just soulless, I would have been better off fucking a sex doll. Eventually finished and was offered a massage, certainly wasn’t going to be offered much of a chat so I accepted. After a while, she pointed to the time on her phone to show me the time was up, so I got dressed and left bitterly disappointed.
Overall: £300 for 1 pop with an average looking girl, that doesn’t understand anything you say and has an extremely limited service. Not sure there’s a price low enough to make me want to see her again. Save your money, and spend it on literally anything else! An absolute waste!
