Author Topic: Dani - Me & You Spa. South Woodford.  (Read 10364 times)

Offline twisted512

Fancied a sensual massage with HE so called Me&You Spa (External Link/Members Only) around 1pm and was told someone was free at 1.15pm.

Location is on Hermon Hill E18 in a parade of shops. The road is quite busy but traffic was flowing freely at that time. The place itself is labelled a 'spa' and offers lots of services inc waxing etc. Its nicely done up.
On entering two ladies where behind reception. Was asked to fill out a card so i scribbled something down. They were not too bothered about 80% of it being blank and I asked it was needed - 'for allegry info' the main receptionist said. 'No need for the card, just ask me' I replied. Smiles all round.

Only one girl was available and she was behind the reception. Her name was Dani (or Dana). Black haired, slim, Bond villain girl look and I was happy she was available.

Up the stairs to a massage room which I have to say was lovely. Quality massage table too covered in a silk sheet type.
Was given the options of massage (cant remember them all) but went for a 30min full body Sensual for £50. Was offered a shower, which I took. The shower facilities are good. Clean towel. Although was worried that having to walk in only a towel across the upstairs landing may result in bumping into another punter. Thankfully this did not happen.

Once showered, back in the room and laid face down on the bed waiting for Dani/Dana (something like that) to return from depositing the cash somewhere.

Muslc on. Lights dimmed. And what followed was a lovely massage with a truck load of oil, cc swipes and occasional heavy breathing from her. I was very happy indeed.

Some light touching allowed outside the yoga pants she was wearing. I dont think anything heavier was allowed. Turned over and finished with a hand relief with lots of eye contact.

Was offered a shower at the end which i refused for a hot towel rub down.

On leaving the waiting room had 3 other girls there which whets the appetite for a return visit.

This is my first review so apologies if I have missed any info.

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Fancied a sensual massage with HE so called Me&You Spa (External Link/Members Only) around 1pm and was told someone was free at 1.15pm.

Location is on Hermon Hill E18 in a parade of shops. The road is quite busy but traffic was flowing freely at that time. The place itself is labelled a 'spa' and offers lots of services inc waxing etc. Its nicely done up.
On entering two ladies where behind reception. Was asked to fill out a card so i scribbled something down. They were not too bothered about 80% of it being blank and I asked it was needed - 'for allegry info' the main receptionist said. 'No need for the card, just ask me' I replied. Smiles all round.

Only one girl was available and she was behind the reception. Her name was Dani (or Dana). Black haired, slim, Bond villain girl look and I was happy she was available.

Up the stairs to a massage room which I have to say was lovely. Quality massage table too covered in a silk sheet type.
Was given the options of massage (cant remember them all) but went for a 30min full body Sensual for £50. Was offered a shower, which I took. The shower facilities are good. Clean towel. Although was worried that having to walk in only a towel across the upstairs landing may result in bumping into another punter. Thankfully this did not happen.

Once showered, back in the room and laid face down on the bed waiting for Dani/Dana (something like that) to return from depositing the cash somewhere.

Muslc on. Lights dimmed. And what followed was a lovely massage with a truck load of oil, cc swipes and occasional heavy breathing from her. I was very happy indeed.

Some light touching allowed outside the yoga pants she was wearing. I dont think anything heavier was allowed. Turned over and finished with a hand relief with lots of eye contact.

Was offered a shower at the end which i refused for a hot towel rub down.

On leaving the waiting room had 3 other girls there which whets the appetite for a return visit.

This is my first review so apologies if I have missed any info.

Is there anything more than hand relief available? Oral, the full works?

Cheers

Offline kaj314


Is there anything more than hand relief available? Oral, the full works?

Cheers

There are unconfirmed reports of it depending who you see and how much you pay. Used to be my regular place but haven't been in about a year.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2019, 07:30:36 pm by kaj314 »

Offline Shades

There are unconfirmed reports of it depending who you see and how much you pay. Used to be my regular place but haven't been in about a year.
Definately has not been my experience. I have had a few tantric sessions with different girls, but that is restricted to kissing, RO, fingers etc, but definitely not sex or oral. Still very enjoyable though, although not good value for money.
Never say never, but I think it is highly unlikely given how tightly things are controlled by camilla there.

Offline Hotshots76

Has anyone ever performed reverse oral on any of them girls at Me and You?

Offline Shades

See my previous reply. Reverse oral is. Part of their tantric offering in my experience.

Offline Checkmate1984

who is best person for tantric? am i right to assume its £200 for that right? i have only done £50 massage there never got more than HE

Offline Shades

If you do a search, you will find other threads with a discussion on this subject.

Offline kaj314

who is best person for tantric? am i right to assume its £200 for that right? i have only done £50 massage there never got more than HE

That is correct. Not all the girls would do it though this maybe different now with new staff

Offline kaj314

Definately has not been my experience. I have had a few tantric sessions with different girls, but that is restricted to kissing, RO, fingers etc, but definitely not sex or oral. Still very enjoyable though, although not good value for money.
Never say never, but I think it is highly unlikely given how tightly things are controlled by camilla there.

Hence unconfirmed reports  :hi:

Offline Hotshots76

Surely somewhere geographically close to this location could atleast provide a little competition. For goodness sake, can't a punter catch a break  :scare:

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Surely somewhere geographically close to this location could atleast provide a little competition. For goodness sake, can't a punter catch a break  :scare:

Lol...plenty of indies in the area. For a similar set up, acam sisters in Gants hill probably the best bet, run by 2 former employees of Camilla from her south Woodford place. Not been there though, the entrance being at a very busy bus stop puts me off. Don't think they do "tantric" though, not sure they even do b2b from what I remember from their advert.

Offline Shades

Acam definitely don't do any extras. I was there the other day and talking to them about it. Strictly massage only.
Been the same comment from other people as well on other threads.

Offline pepsicolaboy

Acam definitely don't do any extras. I was there the other day and talking to them about it. Strictly massage only.
Been the same comment from other people as well on other threads.

I assume you mean 'massage only' + HR? I am sure other intel on here confirms that, so maybe you didnt ask  :unknown:

Offline pepsicolaboy

Thanks for your review, the lady you saw  is 'Dana' who I think is the newest there and she started Jan, I saw her recently and was surprisingly warm and friendly.

Only grumble with that place is shower clogs up quickly and has a broken bit on one of the adjuster bits - the owner has the cash money to fix it  :dash: Also they started insisting on cash only for the FBSM again I think from this year onwards.

£200 per hour for tantric remains a massive p_ss take.

I know more was on offer when they were in a house somewhere some years back before the shop premises (according to intel on here)...id be interested in any YMMV reports as well  :wackogirl:

Edit: Owner overworks the girls IMO, have to work 5 days and do 12 hour+ shifts or they out.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2019, 07:21:02 pm by pepsicolaboy »

Offline Shades

I assume you mean 'massage only' + HR? I am sure other intel on here confirms that, so maybe you didnt ask  :unknown:

No, I didn't ask. I went for a waxing, and during that we were talking. One of the girls said if they recognised a guy from me and you, they would turn down the massage. Will ask for HR next time and see what answer I get.

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No, I didn't ask. I went for a waxing, and during that we were talking. One of the girls said if they recognised a guy from me and you, they would turn down the massage. Will ask for HR next time and see what answer I get.

You might have be better to use something that alludes to HR instead?

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Surely somewhere geographically close to this location could atleast provide a little competition. For goodness sake, can't a punter catch a break  :scare:

There's the Chinese Medical Centre nearby, though this has sadly gone downhill under new ownership  :dash:
RO used to be the house speciality in there  :drinks:

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I'm not aware of this place. Maybe pm me the detain if you would be so kind.

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Offline Tedbandy

Im tempted to bite the bullet on the tantric.

In general terms i am a serial 30 min appointment man, whether its a massage or with a WG.

I could spend 200 in three or four visits to various establishments and not bat an eyelid. However handing over 200 in one sitting makes me shudder just thinking about it.

However an hour with one of these lot is something still on my list!

Anyone who has ragged one of them in a tantric session please stand up, this will clinch it for me!

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Im tempted to bite the bullet on the tantric.

In general terms i am a serial 30 min appointment man, whether its a massage or with a WG.

I could spend 200 in three or four visits to various establishments and not bat an eyelid. However handing over 200 in one sitting makes me shudder just thinking about it.

However an hour with one of these lot is something still on my list!

Anyone who has ragged one of them in a tantric session please stand up, this will clinch it for me!

When I asked one of the newer girls about Tantric, there is another new rule, customer not allowed to sit up during the tantric apparently....so far to be aware of:

- shower clogged, so you standing in puddle of dirty water
- cash only for massage, no longer accept Card
- tantric customers not allowed to sit up + paying £200 to get: reverse oral, HR, kissing ONLY  :dash:

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Offline Tedbandy

Thanks for the update, that sounds ridiculous.

I think i will try the boss if i did tantric. Why am i still considering it, cant even sit up what a joke haha

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It's absurd is what it is. Are the owners worried about failing their next Ofwank inspection?

Offline pepsicolaboy

Thanks for the update, that sounds ridiculous.

I think i will try the boss if i did tantric. Why am i still considering it, cant even sit up what a joke haha

Not sure she actually sees/w_nks off customer anymore  :D

It's absurd is what it is. Are the owners worried about failing their next Ofwank inspection?

 :lol:

Offline pepsicolaboy

'Anyone who has ragged one of them in a tantric session please stand up, this will clinch it for me!'

Unlikely to be outed on here, as they would almost certainly loose their job if owner read this thread (and deemed the report genuine)

Maybe someone will DM if it happens, id certainly like to know  :rolleyes:

Offline Leoclerc

Haven't had the time for punts lately... but decided to see if I could try this place. Called up to book for a massage late afternoon, the voice sounded like a young girl, she paused for a moment and quoted £90 for half an hour, it got me thinking if she was already contemplating the handjob for that price since that's mostly the only thing they offer over there or if she was trying to scam me, these places don't often consider any sexual services over a phone call. I called up a few minutes later to cancel with an excuse, I didn't want to risk losing that money.
Even if the handjob was on the list, £90 for half an hour is way too much for just a massage and a handy.

Offline Hotshots76

No doubt that would have been for body to body

Offline wolfy

I normally pay £50 for 30 mins massage and hj. I’m not sure it is worth paying and extra £30-40 for whatever the tantric is as the normal massage is normally very well delivered and gave rarely been disappointed here.

Offline Thin_Lizzy_125

Kamila used to do full tantric and full service but from reading these posts seems she might have "delegated". Really comes down to the moment, they wont advertise and probably won't be forthcoming for a single visit client.

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Kamila used to do full tantric and full service but from reading these posts seems she might have "delegated". Really comes down to the moment, they wont advertise and probably won't be forthcoming for a single visit client.

I am assuming that is in its pre the current shop location? When they where based in a house/flat and had a different 'name?' There where some older posts relating to them pre the shop.

I have never been offered Kamila as working for quite some time now, so yes she is delegating.

I have never had an upsell to tantric with 'more' being on offer or alluded to, just the following:

- body to body
+
- Reverse oral
- Kissing
- No sitting up during the tantric is the new inclusive  :dash:  :dash:  :dash:

Pretty rubbish for £200  :thumbsdown: