Tina, China Health Epsom, Pound Lane

[BigBoi1955]

In the past I’ve given positive reviews of this shop and defended it on other threads but this week I had a horrible session and wasted £80 seeing a very disinterested masseuse.

The venue is on Pound Lane , Epsom. Tel number =  07470438680

When I made the appointment was made I was told it was a new “girl” called Tina. When I arrived I found the girl was a mid to late 40’s chunky Chinese lady.

Everything about the session was rushed. When I arrived she found out I’d been before so on the table negotiations for extras happened straight away. I choose my usual naked B2B option at £40 and as soon as this was done she stripped to reveal a not particularly inviting body. Tina was overweight with a typical “spare tyre” bulge of fat around the middle. Though far from ideal she was just about acceptable physically and I probably wouldn’t have complained if her performance had been better. When the actual B2B element started it lasted no more than 2 or 3 minutes. She did get on the table and on top of me but came off very quickly and stood beside the table and started to massage my cock. I should say she began wanking my cock as she showed absolutely no imagination or skill in the way she handled a cock. These days I only ever cum once and didn’t want that to happen within the first 15 minutes so I told her to stroke my cock and massage my inner thighs. Each time I did this she changed her technique but as soon as I laid back to enjoy it she started wanking me again. This was repeated 3 or 4 times but it was clear that no matter what I wanted she wanted to finish me off. When she was doing this wanking she kept her head up and seemed to be staring at the ceiling giving the impression of being completely bored. After about 30 minutes of the appointment I was bored as well so I let her finish me off. After I came she wiped me off and I got up to leave. To be fair she did ask me what was wrong and offered to continue massaging me. I declined as I paid £80 for a sensual experience and not to have some fat middle aged Chinese lady give me a lack lustre rub down.

This was by far my worst experience at this shop. I probably will return again sometime in the future as it is cheap and convenient but if it happens again then it will be the last time as it’s a false economy to pay these rates only to leave after 30 minutes and feeling disappointed.

[Goldfinch]

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[Justanotherman]

Tried going in once, without pre-booking.

The lady wasn't really cup of tea (too short, too heavy), and she didn't speak a word of english - we conducted a short conversation via the medium of google translate, which was toe-curllingly awful. I made my excuses and left.

Generally the shop is VERY overlooked by neighbouring shops and cafes (and a school i think). The (chinese) fellow in the chippy next door watched me all the way in.