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External Link/Members OnlyBait and switch, and services confirmed by text not offered. Disgrace. Avoid at all costs.
Fucking disaster this one.
Comms: Very quick, all by text, turned out to be a maid not the girl (as I was to find out)
Duration: 30 mins
Fee: £80
Location: Apartment near Covent Garden.
Arranged half hour punt at 9pm. Confirmed the following services:
OWO
Sex
Face sitting
Rimming on her
Fisting
Deep throat
French kissing
Yeah, I know. When I received a "Yep, all good" to that little lot, I should have known it was too good to be true, but everything is ticked on the profile so I (fucking naively) took it at face value.
Get there bang on time. Send text. Immediately receive one back saying "I need 15 more minutes". I agree to wait. It gets to 9:20. I ask if she's ready. Says she needs three more minutes. I tell her I'm off. She apologises profusely. I say "Don't be sorry, just honour your agreements. Probably happens to you a lot but I don't think you'd like it if it were the other way around". She says it happens to her every two hours, which is why she's 'truly sorry' (yeah, right), and that she was 'out', rather than double-booked.
I said I'd still see her, as I was still in the area. This is the classic sunk cost fallacy and I am never falling for that shit again.
The Girl and the meet: Went up, saw her. I felt sure this wasn't the girl. For starters, she wasn't Spanish, or even any kind of Latino. But, there are no face shots in the public gallery, so I went with both the benefit of the doubt, the aforementioned sunk cost fallacy, and my dick, and proceeded with the punt. Gave her the cash and she got to work with OWO. She was actually good at it, and I was immediately hard. After a bit of that, and a few minutes of 69 and a minute or so of rimming her, on with the condom and gave her a pounding in doggy and missionary. Was very good. Got tired, so got her to do some more OWO.
All downhill from here (not even counting the fucking B&S and the time delay).
She starts sucking me off and wanking me, with loads of spit flying around, and
she thought that her spit flying all over the place was my cum! Gets a baby wipe out and starts cleaning up! I'm like "What? I've not cum." and carried on trying to finish myself off. She apologises and carries on. I said "I'll do it, where can I cum?" She tells me she charges extra to have it anywhere on her. Fucking bitch. I lost my rag and my mood at this point. I told her that her profile is full of shit, that she'd confirmed this stuff by text (showed her the texts) and that it was crap. She apologised a lot and said her 'receptionist' is giving out wrong info. Even tried to pretend that 'fisting' wasn't in my original text. She told me the profile is her friend's, that she doesn't even have a profile, and that her friend is in Spain.
I am fucking fuming by this point and just want to get the fuck out of there. Wanted my money back, but what am I gonna do, call Trading Standards?
I left unceremoniously, with no goodbye, with no money, a sack full of spunk and a mind filled with self-loathing.
Fucking shameless disgrace. Collosal waste, in every way.
Would I return? Not in a million years.
Lessons learnt for me, an early-stage punter?
1. Confirm EVERY service before handing over a fucking penny.
2. If someone is running late, be gone. Their timeliness is an indication of how they run their enterprise. It's just asking to have a shit time.
3. Pay more attention to whether or not it's the same fucking girl. Kicking myself for this one.
4. Don't ever book women with every single item on the 'likes' list ticked (which I realise now, she has). It's guaranteed to be utter horseshit. Nobody likes absolutely every possible sex act in equal measure.
Feeling a bit shit about this whole thing now to be honest.
