External Link/Members OnlyThis was a plan b punt.. my work schedule changed and I had to rearrange my booking.
Location: Serviced apartment near South Quay DLR, fit for purpose, small room. Bathroom was wet, was handed a damp towel. Should have walked then but I was not thinking with my brain
Girl: Pretty blonde girl, attractive face, early 20s, welsh girl. Large saggy boobs, very large bum that she is super conscious about and would not let me touch. I’d say 5’6” or so. Size 14+. Pics are certainly misleading.
Comms: straightforward by text, arranged on the day
Punt: worst I have had and fully regret it. Many signals were there for me to leave, not least of which was a previous review. Anyway, like I said, I was not thinking. Get to the apartment, she’s wearing a dress, polite but distant. Offers shower. Post shower I am back in the room, and she’s quite talkative. After a good 5 mins, I approach her. Light FK. Asks me to be gentle and not use tongue. Fine.
Her profile says she offers rimming. I ask her to start OWO with rimming. What I got was a handjob mostly and something that might pass for pseudo rimming. She’s clearly trying to make me cum fast. I ask her to slow down, she insists on continuing. I had to ask her to stop again. She refused. I stood up and said very politely that I did not wish to cum without penetration. She reluctantly agrees to being on top. Back to pseudo BJ and followed by CIM.
Bit of chinwag. She’s the utter personification of the dunning kruger effect. I had to really hold back on her views.
Few mins later she tells me that my time was up, I said that I still had 25 mins left but if she wanted she could refund me some cash and we’ll settle for her 30 min rate. She said she’s rather continue. I invited her to suck me again. She again reluctantly complied. Took matters into my own hands.. and thought about my better punts. I wanted to cum on her face but she said that’s not on offer.. even though her profile said so. Anyhow chose to cum on her massive tits. As karma would have it, I had a much larger load than I realised and shot all over including her face. I apologised profusely but i must admit, there was some joy there.
Had a shower and left. Worst punt of my short career.
She’s a cheat and a fraud.
Conclusion: never again
Oh and I paid 150 for the hour
