After Popping Does The Prossy Clean Up Or Just Hand You A Wet Wipe

[vorian]

On reading a few threads today,  I was thinking about what happens after a punter pops,  some prossies run off to the bathroom,  some are happy to wait. Some will just hand the punter a wet wipe and some will clean you up.

Strange thing is what they do does not seem related to other services or price. A £150 punt handed wet wipe and a £30 quickie girl cleans up. How important is this part of the session to punters and as it is an easy thing for a Prossy to do to give that extra customer service why isn't seen a a a basic standard.

[finn5555]

She should mop up any surplus with her tongue 

[vorian]

She should mop up any surplus with her tongue 

Good point some do that as well

[GeeWiz]

Last time I ask for a wipe to 'freshen up' beforehand. She looks at me like I asked to involve her cat in a threesome. After the event she gives me loo roll, which she then proceeds to throw out of the window. It's the small details for me. A nice restaurant meal can be spoiled by non chilled white wine or brown lettuce for example.

[ladyofthemansion]

Some men are too sensitive after they've come and prefer to clean it themself.

[vorian]

Some men are too sensitive after they've come and prefer to clean it themself.

Good answer, but seems a bit of a cope out as it is an easy thing to do why don't the good wg's just ask if the punter would like them to clean up, seems quite sensual thing to do to me. As I said on another thread imho sometime too much emphasis is placed on the pop and not the come down (so to speak).

[DJ Fruit Polo]

She should mop up any surplus with her tongue 

When that happens, it is really nice - very intimate and sensual too   

Mmmmmm...

[SirFrank]

By and large I get handed wet wipes and offered a shower. Since a recent thread though I'm a little paranoid about leaving my ball juice behind after a punt. I'd much rather the girl swallows the fucking lot of it. That way I can't get stitched up on some bum rap and end up doing porridge. I can't do bird, not with my face. I wouldn't last 10 minutes inside 

[a10]

... That way I can't get stitched up on some bum rap and end up doing porridge. I can't do bird, not with my face. I wouldn't last 10 minutes inside 

SirFrank does it again!! 

[vorian]

SirFrank does it again!! 

That's brightened up my afternoon as well 

[Tjkooker]

I refuse to answer a question that calls cumming "poping" far too fluffy a term best kept for the other site. Much like "paperwork" instead of money.

[vorian]

I refuse to answer a question that calls cumming "poping" far too fluffy a term best kept for the other site. Much like "paperwork" instead of money.

Fair enough TJ it's cumming not popping, I think I have watched too many funny outtakes clips of yank porn movies  and it's always about the money, paperwork is something that gets left on my desk by the interns.   

[smiths]

On reading a few threads today,  I was thinking about what happens after a punter pops,  some prossies run off to the bathroom,  some are happy to wait. Some will just hand the punter a wet wipe and some will clean you up.

Strange thing is what they do does not seem related to other services or price. A £150 punt handed wet wipe and a £30 quickie girl cleans up. How important is this part of the session to punters and as it is an easy thing for a Prossy to do to give that extra customer service why isn't seen a a a basic standard.

I usually just ask for a tissue and/or wet wipe that has of course just come out of the box or packet and prefer to clean myself up. A few WGs havent either on ocassion but i always have my own tissues with me.

[smiths]

Some men are too sensitive after they've come and prefer to clean it themself.

Yep that includes me.

[Tjkooker]

Now that bug bear is "cleaned up".
I will use her sheets(if clean) if there are no wipes forthcoming. Curtains are a close second. If they are both minging Ill just pick up her civvy clothes for a wipe. That would teach her for not planning ahead 

[helmsdale]

I once had a Japanese student, who took great pains to wipe me clean, checked my flies were done up and that I was properly dressed before I left. I was well impressed, putting it down to the geisha culture, but other than that I have always had to clean myself up.

[vorian]

I once had a Japanese student, who took great pains to wipe me clean, checked my flies were done up and that I was properly dressed before I left. I was well impressed, putting it down to the geisha culture, but other than that I have always had to clean myself up.

I think some of the UK wg's whatever the nationality could learn a lot from the geisha culture, I know some guys are sensitive after cumming ( :hi:TJ) but I'm sure a professional prossy could deal with that without chucking the punter a wipe wet and fucking off to the bathroom.

[tazz]

By and large I get handed wet wipes and offered a shower. Since a recent thread though I'm a little paranoid about leaving my ball juice behind after a punt. I'd much rather the girl swallows the fucking lot of it. That way I can't get stitched up on some bum rap and end up doing porridge. I can't do bird, not with my face. I wouldn't last 10 minutes inside 

What thread is that? DO you mean the prossie keeps the cum and passes it over to someone?

[vorian]

What thread is that? DO you mean the prossie keeps the cum and passes it over to someone?

It is a fear some punters have, how true it is or how much of an urban myth it is, thats open to debate. I very much doubt my sperm has any value and sperm cannot live outside the body very long and needs to be frozen pretty quickly.

[Corus Boy]

No set rules for me.

One very nice Thai lady I know does a very erotic clean up with wipes and tissue, by the time she finishes I'm usually well worked up and ready to go again. 

A Chinese lady I knew used to lead me from the bed to the shower and thoughly wash both of us, before towelling off and heading back to bed. 

Another Chinese girl would have been a favourite of Sir Frank as she would clean you up with her tongue.

And another of my favourites just hand you wipes, tissues and leaves you to it.

I'm happy with the service from all.

[vorian]

One very nice Thai lady I know does a very erotic clean up with wipes and tissue, by the time she finishes I'm usually well worked up and ready to go again. 

That sounds ideal to me, sure beats the post cum recovery bullshit chit chat.

[SirFrank]

What thread is that? DO you mean the prossie keeps the cum and passes it over to someone?

Think it was a q&a thread from AW. A girl had apparently been asked if she would send filled used condoms to punters and she said no way. Kind of implied that it might be used for dubious purposes. Not sure if it's an urban myth or not. You can never be too paranoid in this game though

[CatBBW]

I refuse to answer a question that calls cumming "poping" far too fluffy a term best kept for the other site. Much like "paperwork" instead of money.

"Poping"? That's a service that AW doesn't include on the Likes/Dislikes list

[8a8ylon]

Think it was a q&a thread from AW. A girl had apparently been asked if she would send filled used condoms to punters and she said no way. Kind of implied that it might be used for dubious purposes. Not sure if it's an urban myth or not. You can never be too paranoid in this game though

Guess its cheaper than going to the BANK, if ur a single lady wanting to pop one out

[vorian]

Guess its cheaper than going to the BANK, if ur a single lady wanting to pop one out

I don't think and not being an expert I may be wrong that the sperm would'nt live long enough to be viable for use. Not unless a prossy is also an expert in cryogenics. I am assuming  that the blokes who want this are more after drinking another man's cum    and getting off on it.

[Dani]

I prefer to clean them up myself as one it seems more personal and two, I can ensure the condom does not end up on the floor leaking on the rug or carpet and that there are no dribbles left anywhere

[vorian]

I prefer to clean them up myself as one it seems more personal and two, I can ensure the condom does not end up on the floor leaking on the rug or carpet and that there are no dribbles left anywhere

Have you always done it that way Dani or was it a technique you developed as you became more experienced.

[Dani]

I have always done it that way.  I do it with my partner so it seemed the natural thing to do.  I guess I can be OCD about keeping things clean

[GrumpyoldGit]

My ex regular ALWAYS shared a bath with me afterwards, sometimes before as well.
She would clean me, after squatting over the loo first.
It was fun cleaning each other before hand as well

Ah well, all things must come to an end I suppose.

[CoolTiger]

What thread is that? DO you mean the prossie keeps the cum and passes it over to someone?

Think it was a q&a thread from AW. A girl had apparently been asked if she would send filled used condoms to punters and she said no way. Kind of implied that it might be used for dubious purposes. Not sure if it's an urban myth or not. You can never be too paranoid in this game though

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22934.msg338952;topicseen#msg338952

[Aspen]

What thread is that? DO you mean the prossie keeps the cum and passes it over to someone?

I've experienced that a couple of times. Once when I'd only done this a few times. It was one of those non lubricated condoms and when I'd finished she took the condom off carefully tied a knot in it then called out to the maid who came in and took it off her and disappeared. The other time it happened I queried it and she said she is an artist with a kink for mixing it in with her paints. Make of that what you will.

[Aspen]

I once had a Japanese student, who took great pains to wipe me clean, checked my flies were done up and that I was properly dressed before I left. I was well impressed, putting it down to the geisha culture, but other than that I have always had to clean myself up.

I've found that a lot of the Asians clean up meticulously. Sometimes even drawing out the residual cum with their fingers onto a tissue. I prefer that to just being left to get dressed and then have it leak out after you leave the place.

[Urban_G]

I think it's a nice touch when the wg cleans me up after, at the very least they should remove the condom. What I don't get is when they hand you some tissues.
Thanks for that, I always fancied having pieces of tissue stuck all over my knob!

I don't mind cleaning myself with the wet wipe though, I just think as men we know how to handle our cocks properly, some wg's aren't thorough enough or are maybe a bit careless when they handle me - I remember once a wg was cleaning me up and it felt like she was going to twist my helmet off!

Maybe from now on if I'm left to clean myself up I'll 'clumsily' remove the condom and 'accidentally spill' some of it's contents before leaving it somewhere, like on her pillow, sideboard, window sill or hanging from a plant

[Tony Montana]

I was once getting a BJ, but I came unexpectedly all over my stomach as the girl didn't have her mouth over my cock at the time.  To my delight, she cleaned me up with her tongue and swallowed the lot.  Top Girl

[ladyofthemansion]

I hate the smell of baby wipes. Think lots towels and shower gel much better. Better to wipe dry with bog roll then wash. Either by lady or yourself.

[herelonely]

Fair enough TJ it's cumming not popping, I think I have watched too many funny outtakes clips of yank porn movies  and it's always about the money, paperwork is something that gets left on my desk by the interns.

Sounds like the start of a  :yahoo:role play

[vorian]

Sounds like the start of a  :yahoo:role play

Of course, interns are alway willing to go that extra mile to get the permanent position 

[Rock123]

Usually they use the wet wipes on me once finished!

[jcdmj12]

Just in case you were doubting there were blokes who would put used condoms to 'good' use:

External Link/Members Only

(an amusing, if disgusting article)

[herelonely]

Just in case you were doubting there were blokes who would put used condoms to 'good' use:

External Link/Members Only

(an amusing, if disgusting article)

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