Author Topic: Fungirl001 - Aldbourne/Swindon - The bearded beast of Albourne  (Read 2419 times)


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Offline Donel75

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Was sniffing around for something local(ish) and available. Sarah came up as working. All the signs were there to avoid,  when and did it anyway like a fool.


Comms
No number on profile, contacted via AW email, time agreed. Was told to get some condoms enroute (should have backed out then).

Tel number given closer to times of appointment.


Location
Run down estate on the edge of Aldbourne. Wouldn't allow me to park outside her flat which had tonnes of free parking.

Flat was squalid from what I saw. The bed was knackered and covered in crisps and perhaps spent seamen.

The house itself stank of fags.

Services sought
Owo, fs, fking. Received none of these.



fees
70 for half (ouch), 110 for the full hour (lol).

The lady
Fat, hairy troll. Probably is 28 as stated. Awful. English.

The meet
Sarah met me at the door and my heart sank. I had called her moments earlier to ask for clarification on where and where not to park, at this time she sounded well spoken and not like the gruff trog she turned out to be.

After being led through her crack den of a house I was having second thoughts.

Sarah was wearing a hood and some pj bottoms. Of course! Why at 70 quid for the 30 mins should I expect anything else?

We discussed what she liked to do. "I like pretty much anything and everything except..." then came a long list of stuff she won't do which included Owo, fking (not that I wanted to at this point). I expressed big dissapointment in the lack of owo. She said she'd had a bad experience before with dirty blokes. I thought to myself whether she thought of herself to be clean and quite how bad were these chaps.

I'm well out of the way now, so ask her to get undressed and I do the same. I remember worrying about where to put my clothes it was that filthy in there.
 
Seeing her naked was the icing on the cake, dirty bra, hairy growler, dark, hairy legs, all I could do was stand there, eyes closed, thinking back over better punts I'd had.

Owo was whack, a d I had to use my own hand.  She seemed to take pleasure in this and she played with herself. To be honest if I'd just mugged a bloke for 70 quid for little of nothing I'd be feeling pretty good about myself.

This went on for about 15 minutes at which point I thought I just want it over with. I asked her to lay back and and I tried fucking her for a few minutes. It was awful. She had bad.B.O. I pulled out and wanked over her.  At this point she remind me of the time. (I had been ten minutes late due to having to get rubbers, she'd obviously included this in her time).  The cheek of it.  Managed to focus and just get it down Ll over her rolls of fat.  Got dressed and she's asking questions about what I do, what my wife would think etc etc. Plenty of time to gas.  Goes on to talk about being pregant, I felt I was being asked to tip or donate further.

I was out of there. Nice pub down the road though. Sat here having a consolidatry pint writing this.

Conclusion
Never ever again.  She mentions that shes seen tonnes of blokes and is doing well financially. She's got a positive meet feedback too. Throw caution to that a d avoid this one.  Been doing this a while now and I've not felt quite as ripped off or appalled.

I'm going to limit meets with these types to 15 min sessions. Although this girl wants 60 for such a meet, I would have discounted her and moved on to another target.

Cheers





Offline Donel75

Correction, did receive about 2mins of sex.
Cheers

Offline BogBog1

Wow man, sounds really bad. Happens to the best of us - onwards and upwards!

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It's disappointing that she didn't lock the "spent seamen" in the cellar afterwards  :lol:

Offline Your_dark_knight

Really sorry to read about this meeting of yours Donel, I remember messaging her and her showing me a face picture which was not pleasing to the eye so I declined in going forward.
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Offline Donel75

It's disappointing that she didn't lock the "spent seamen" in the cellar afterwards  :lol:
Quite, less haste on the posts in future.

Wouldn't surprise me if there had been something or someone dead in that flat though.

Offline Donel75

Profile gone  :thumbsup:

A fan of ukpunting no doubt.  Or made her target for the month.


Offline Donel75

Really sorry to read about this meeting of yours Donel, I remember messaging her and her showing me a face picture which was not pleasing to the eye so I declined in going forward.

I should have asked. Amateur move on my part.

Offline Your_dark_knight

I should have asked. Amateur move on my part.

Don’t worry kidda, we all make decisions with the little fella!

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I'm going to limit meets with these types to 15 min sessions.

Cheers

Each to their own and all that ...........but why? If it was as bad as you say (and I have no response to doubt your review), I wouldn't go near her (or those types) for 15 seconds let alone 15 minutes.

Surely there is better about,  even for quickie pump and dump type meetings. If minimum cleanliness/hygiene standards are not met or if I suspect they are a druggie - I am out of there PDQ!

But thanks for the review - it will help others avoid her.

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Each to their own and all that ...........but why? If it was as bad as you say (and I have no response to doubt your review), I wouldn't go near her (or those types) for 15 seconds let alone 15 minutes.

Surely there is better about,  even for quickie pump and dump type meetings. If minimum cleanliness/hygiene standards are not met or if I suspect they are a druggie - I am out of there PDQ!

But thanks for the review - it will help others avoid her.

Spot on. 

Why waste a single penny on a meet with a fat, smelly, unhygienic gruffalo in an dirty bedsit?  Better to put the money towards a good meet with a decent SP that's going leave you with a smile on your face and a fond memory.

A total no-brainer in my view.

Offline Donel75

True, its down to my inability to walk and my general fatigue of the area.  I've had some real finds in my area in the past, I'm still trying to chase that dream.


I should look further a field but when you get that urge at 10am on a Monday morning there's only aa far you're prepared to travel.

Anyways, I lived to punt another day.

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True, its down to my inability to walk and my general fatigue of the area.  I've had some real finds in my area in the past, I'm still trying to chase that dream.


I should look further a field but when you get that urge at 10am on a Monday morning there's only aa far you're prepared to travel.

Anyways, I lived to punt another day.

Aldbourne/Marlborough is a desert/no-mans land from what I can tell.  Probably worth scratching your itch via a trip to Reading unless you can find a promising prospect in Swindon (unlikely).

Makes me so glad I have easy access to London and super easy access to Paddington/Marylebone area.

Offline Hardpunt2

Brave man op. By your description I don't think the old chap would have got hard enough to fuck her.

Offline Colston36

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Was sniffing around for something local(ish) and available. Sarah came up as working. All the signs were there to avoid,  when and did it anyway like a fool.


Comms
No number on profile, contacted via AW email, time agreed. Was told to get some condoms enroute (should have backed out then).

Tel number given closer to times of appointment.


Location
Run down estate on the edge of Aldbourne. Wouldn't allow me to park outside her flat which had tonnes of free parking.

Flat was squalid from what I saw. The bed was knackered and covered in crisps and perhaps spent seamen.

The house itself stank of fags.

Services sought
Owo, fs, fking. Received none of these.



fees
70 for half (ouch), 110 for the full hour (lol).

The lady
Fat, hairy troll. Probably is 28 as stated. Awful. English.

The meet
Sarah met me at the door and my heart sank. I had called her moments earlier to ask for clarification on where and where not to park, at this time she sounded well spoken and not like the gruff trog she turned out to be.

After being led through her crack den of a house I was having second thoughts.

Sarah was wearing a hood and some pj bottoms. Of course! Why at 70 quid for the 30 mins should I expect anything else?

We discussed what she liked to do. "I like pretty much anything and everything except..." then came a long list of stuff she won't do which included Owo, fking (not that I wanted to at this point). I expressed big dissapointment in the lack of owo. She said she'd had a bad experience before with dirty blokes. I thought to myself whether she thought of herself to be clean and quite how bad were these chaps.

I'm well out of the way now, so ask her to get undressed and I do the same. I remember worrying about where to put my clothes it was that filthy in there.
 
Seeing her naked was the icing on the cake, dirty bra, hairy growler, dark, hairy legs, all I could do was stand there, eyes closed, thinking back over better punts I'd had.

Owo was whack, a d I had to use my own hand.  She seemed to take pleasure in this and she played with herself. To be honest if I'd just mugged a bloke for 70 quid for little of nothing I'd be feeling pretty good about myself.

This went on for about 15 minutes at which point I thought I just want it over with. I asked her to lay back and and I tried fucking her for a few minutes. It was awful. She had bad.B.O. I pulled out and wanked over her.  At this point she remind me of the time. (I had been ten minutes late due to having to get rubbers, she'd obviously included this in her time).  The cheek of it.  Managed to focus and just get it down Ll over her rolls of fat.  Got dressed and she's asking questions about what I do, what my wife would think etc etc. Plenty of time to gas.  Goes on to talk about being pregant, I felt I was being asked to tip or donate further.

I was out of there. Nice pub down the road though. Sat here having a consolidatry pint writing this.

Conclusion
Never ever again.  She mentions that shes seen tonnes of blokes and is doing well financially. She's got a positive meet feedback too. Throw caution to that a d avoid this one.  Been doing this a while now and I've not felt quite as ripped off or appalled.

I'm going to limit meets with these types to 15 min sessions. Although this girl wants 60 for such a meet, I would have discounted her and moved on to another target.

Cheers

Wow! Apart from the seamen, were there any soldiers or marines on the bed?

Offline Donel75

Aldbourne/Marlborough is a desert/no-mans land from what I can tell.  Probably worth scratching your itch via a trip to Reading unless you can find a promising prospect in Swindon (unlikely).

Makes me so glad I have easy access to London and super easy access to Paddington/Marylebone area.

This is another part of the problem, I'm normally a commuter into the City and I'm used to the convienence of being able to visit basically anything and everything around my office or along the central line with little notice.  On a bit of a break now which leaves me scratching around for punts in these parts. 

I rinsed Swindon a long time ago.


Offline Fig

Wow! Sorry you had such a crappy punt. I’ve done similar in the past, so I feel for you. Learn from the experience and move on.

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Offline thewhittler69

I feel sick reading this review  :vomit: how did you not run at first sight!  :scare:

Offline WASA38

Calls herself Fungirl. With her filthy room and mucky bed, Fungal might be more appropriate.

Cheeky moo limits top age of clients to 45. Lucky escape for oldies like me.