External Link/Members OnlyMet Lauren in the first quarter of 2019 - £130 for the hour.
Comms - all done through AW apart from the last few texts before we met.
I usually try and have a fair few emails back and forwards well in advance of arranging a meeting.
Lauren was okay, but a little distant and vague... and I should have realised but this wasn't just her
way via messages.
Venue - a pretty grot apartment just off the motorway into Southampton. Her directions could have been
better too. I ended up walking around for ages looking like a twat.
Physical - continuing the theme of lacklustre, the girl I met didn't match up with the photos on her AW profile.
She describes herself as size 14, but she's at least a 16. She is still fit, and good looking but the photos on her
profile are either done very well, or taken before she became a Domino's 'Valued Customer'.
Service - If you haven't got the hint so far, Lauren is okay... but just that. Hence the neutral review. She's not
one I'd be desperate to go back to, and there's certainly no deposit of her's in my wank bank - we tried a few
things, up down and all around, and we had fun doing it, but when it was time to leave... I wasn't sad.
Imagine Lauren is up for most things, and happy to be pounded or give a pounding.
Summary - Lauren needs to lose a stone (maybe two), tidy her flat, give better directions and generally move up a
gear if she wants to make a go of escorting. Maybe a strong coffee or line of coke before she opens the door might
help too. Sure you'll all wonder why I didn't put this as a negative, but she just wasn't that shit. She wasn't
brilliant either. As I mentioned at the start... distant and vague sums it all up. Definitely not the best value for money
when you consider what else is out there at this price point.
