Following on from my request for info thread here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=247860I visited Thippy’s Thai Spa
External Link/Members Only otherwise known as The Thai Palace, so here's the review!
The Linked AW Profile, although seems to get re-cycled as girls rotate, is linked to the parlour and girls working there, this i confirmed both at the parlour, and by message first (
External Link/Members Only)
Girl:
Stage name Sara or Sarah
Age, late 20's to early 30's - always hard to tell with thai girls! pretty enough
Body slim semi-toned size 8 i'd say, maybe smaller, 2 tatts on shoulder blade areas, perky B cup roughly breasts, standard big nipples
English so-so
Venue:
Parked in a side street, although apparently the pub it's in the same building as has a shared car park, although it's not advertised as that. (pub is the premises landlord)
Walk-in, so no appointment, was told no-one available for 30-40 minutes, so went to the pub, before leaving checked on prices, was told 130 full service for 1 hour, queried this as website said 110, was told that was for basic service, as in massage and HE but for jacuzzi room and FS 130, but they could not say that on the website. So i agreed and went to the pub thinking, 110 for basic service is over priced.
Returned on time, young thai receptionist welcomed me back, and said there would be a short delay, as the girl was just getting ready, and showed me into a room off to the right of the main reception and waiting area (which is quite large) room was nice, albeit a bit dark (a common theme as it would turn out) cool enough, very high ceilings, big square double person jacuzzi bath, and low double bed, and oddly an exercise spinning bike!
I remember thinking if they used this room for full service you'd be left with no doubt what was happening if you were in the waiting area !
After about 5-10 minutes, she returned, and lead me through to the far end of the reception area, and then through a corridor to the right and into another room on the right, this was as dark as the first, nice enough room bit smaller, again a large jacuzzi bath, but this room was hot as fuck, and very very humid
Sara arrived shortly after, nice looking, quick greeting and peck on the cheek, then she gestured to undress and lie face down on the bed.... straight to the massage i figured, no quick shower in the jacuzzi first then.
What followed i will not describe as a massage, more a few minutes of pressing and prodding, no oil, then turned over did the same again on the front, with little rubbing.
After what was only a few minutes, and me still not feeling that relaxing feeling you get as a decent massage begins she says lets use the bath, ok i think finally we may be getting somewhere at this point having basically wasted about 10 minutes in total we move to the bath.
It didn't really get any better, she proceeded to wash me with soap (bar of rather than gel or liquid) and shower me down with the shower attachment, took the chance to get a little acquainted with her body, although could not get my hands to her pussy with the way she was sat, tits and nipples were nice though! I'm sure we wasted about another 5 minutes or more in the bath. She did turn on the jacuzzi jets at one point, and fuck me that stank, that system needs cleaning out and disinfecting!
at this point she's laughing at my growing erection asking what happened it's gotten bigger..... and from there her english suddenly got good enough to explain 130 was for basic full service and paid to the parlour, if want extras, pay straight to the girl, so i ask what extras, thinking anal might be on the cards, her reply...... 50 for OWO and 10 for kissing, no mention of CIM or Anal, and at those prices i wasn't fucking asking, although little brain was in charge and i agreed to 40 for the OWO (fucking idiot) spent a couple of more minutes in the bath, asked about 2 girl massages, and was told 130 each girl... so 260, then extras
.....hop out of the bath after this and get dried off and she wants paying right away, then it's back onto the bed.....
This time, starts with a little better massage, oils up and then B2B this doesn't last long, and obviously lying on my front, again my hands have limited options, after turning over, she continues the B2B avoiding getting even remotely close to kissing, as i declined that extra, but, she had managed to oil up her boobs, so barely any licking there as it tasted yuck, then the wet wipe scrub down and on with the main event...
BJ was ok i guess, sure as fucking hell not worth 40 notes though (fucking stupid little brain) not very deep, but tongue action ok (not even fucking close to the quality BJ ER gives
) a bit too much hand involved as well, probably to try and speed things up, and way to fucking short time wise given what it cost before she's asking "condom?" so i figured why not, she hasn't got the seed rising so i wont pop too fast
After stretching the condom over a little roughly, it settled into place and we started with her on top, not bad, nothing too energetic (afterall i am getting on a bit!) she still managed to make it harder for me to get to her clit by leaning forward a fair bit, and not riding fully up and down, yet not grinding as much as she could have either, which would have sped things up!..... her nipples did feel good against my chest though, as she moaned how big i was (blah! blah! blah!) switched things over to missionary after a bit and decided that i'd not be risking any additional extras so would be finishing in the bag, and after about 5 minutes started building the pace and thrusting harder, she seemed ok with it, and i popped in the bag a little while later.
Quick clean up stood in the bath after catching my breath, using the shower on both of us, then dried off, chatted found out she was rotating to London the following day, then dressed and on my way, glanced at the clock on the way out, dammit 45 minutes since i'd walked into that room.
So, Cost: £170 in total for 1 hour
Expensive in the first place (10 more than other local parlours and 20 more than the website) - tick
Hidden extras (also expensive) - tick
Limited service - tick
Mechanical service - tick
Short changed on time - tick
Will i return, NOT A FUCKING CHANCE
