Author Topic: Gayana - Diva - Edgware Road  (Read 5262 times)

Offline hermanmunster

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I had seen this lady once before and i had been unsure about returning.   Anyway took the plunge and wasn't disappointed. My previous uncertainty, it transpired was caused by a misunderstanding with the agency over a booking that Gayana seemed to be unaware of.

£350 for one hour.

Gayana is unquestionably one of the most attractive girls you will encounter. She is possibly late 20s? However she has the most beautiful body and her permanent happy self makes for a wonderful experience.

It is difficult to imagine her looking anything but drop dead gorgeous in whatever she is wearing and needless to say she did look drop dead gorgeous.

I handed over the gift - she didn't count the money or touch it at all - it was still sitting on the unit when i was leaving.

After a shower Gayana offered drinks and fruit which was a nice touch. She was apparently off alcohol, so please don't waste your money buying anything.

She knelt before me whilst I sat on the edge of the bed.  I could have looked down on her in this position for the rest of the hour. An amazing feeling it is, to have such a beautiful lady seemingly wanting to ravish you.

Anyway the meeting continued in quite a vanilla theme - i was in heaven just wondering what this stunner was doing with me. The CG sex was an experience i will keep in my mind forever - looking up to see this amazing naked creature smiling down on me.

She is a lovely person inside and refreshingly intelligent - it was weird being able to consider discyssing the valency of various chemicals - i didn't feel the need to take her up on this, it didn't seem particularly important at the time!

When i left, she was standing at the door smiling at me as i waited for the lift - was i still dreaming?

Anyway to sum up the meeting and the lady - she is breathtakingly beautiful inside and out.  Why didn't i meet her in real life - the ultimate frustration.

Would i recommend her - do I need to say?  Yes of course.  People will say that she is more expensive than most - but if you want an unforgettable memory she is the lady to create that memory.

I wish her all the very best in life xxxxx

Offline tomato sauce and waffles

Nice. Thanks for the review, hermanmunster.

Offline Global_Punter

Wow, well written, thanks for the review, her reviews have been consistent - guess you get what you pay for right ? you pay peanuts you get monkeys  :sarcastic: spend a bit more ( you get the idea )   

Offline hermanmunster

Wow, well written, thanks for the review, her reviews have been consistent - guess you get what you pay for right ? you pay peanuts you get monkeys  :sarcastic: spend a bit more ( you get the idea )   

You are spot on. If the amount of money you need to pay Gayana is not a problem for you, then don't hesitate. Yes i think we probably got on well together but i think it is a risk free investment. She is delightful, you will not get anal sex, you will not get any sluttishness, but you will be guaranteed an intimate time with a beautiful, intelligent, fun loving and very open minded lady.  You will struggle to stay away after your first visit.

I will be interested to hear how you get on, if you decide to meet.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2019, 02:14:18 pm by hermanmunster »

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⚽⚽ real or fake?

I've read fake... On website states natural...


You've played with them twice and your honest judgement?
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Offline hermanmunster

KT, I honestly don't know!  I do know that they are beautiful in every way, but i have not seen any evidence of her body being fake. So if you can't tell, surely it won't spoil your fun? I don't know why I'm recommending other pepple see her - i want to keep her to myself!

Offline Top Cat 14

Definitely enhanced, but very well done. Look great on her frame.

Offline massagepuntingfan

KT, I honestly don't know!  I do know that they are beautiful in every way, but i have not seen any evidence of her body being fake. So if you can't tell, surely it won't spoil your fun? I don't know why I'm recommending other pepple see her - i want to keep her to myself!

OP I don't want to rain on your parade but I find it more helpful to read a review which has more detail on services offered rather than how much you like/love the SP. No doubt she is a good looking lady, but charging £350/hour it would be helpful to read about how stellar her services are or are not.

Offline massagepuntingfan

Re-reading the whole review again - fluffy is an understatement.

Offline hermanmunster

Ok, if that's your view, don't bother spending the money to see her.  There are plenty of other options I was merely stating from my experience what a lovely lady she is.

Offline hermanmunster

I am not really someone who gains additional excitement from disclosing and reliving every sordid detail.  Some people like to - fair enough - but read my review in conjunction with somebody who will describe every last detail of the activities and you should get a global balanced view. I did it to help others and i guess to thank the lady for giving me an enjoyable time.

Offline Fully Sated

⚽⚽ real or fake?
I've read fake... On website states natural...
You've played with them twice and your honest judgement?

Definitely enhanced, but very well done. Look great on her frame.

She is gorgeous, probably 5’4, dark hair, very toned with large enhanced breasts.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=245061.0


Great looks and nice body with well done breasts with minimal scarring-could only notice under right nipple when they were in front of me...

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I am not really someone who gains additional excitement from disclosing and reliving every sordid detail.  Some people like to - fair enough - but read my review in conjunction with somebody who will describe every last detail of the activities and you should get a global balanced view. I did it to help others and i guess to thank the lady for giving me an enjoyable time.

Ok granted - but I don't know how your review helps others when the details you've provided are generally along the line how amazing you think she is, commenting on her beauty inside and out, what a lovely person you think she is and that you wish her all the best in life.xxxx.

Yes I've had my eye on her, more when she was offering £250/hour but I'm still curious to find out how her FK/DFK is, were there any extras, did you have OWO, DT, was anal offered in the price etc. This might seem vulgar to you but for the majority reading on UKP that is the meat and bones of reviewing a punt that helps inform us whether to take the plunge in the future.

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I did it to help others and i guess to thank the lady for giving me an enjoyable time.

Why do you need to thank her? Is she a member of UKP?? The forum is about sharing information as I stated not thanking an SP.

Offline PLeisure

Ok granted - but I don't know how your review helps others when the details you've provided are generally along the line how amazing you think she is, commenting on her beauty inside and out, what a lovely person you think she is and that you wish her all the best in life.xxxx.

Yes I've had my eye on her, more when she was offering £250/hour but I'm still curious to find out how her FK/DFK is, were there any extras, did you have OWO, DT, was anal offered in the price etc. This might seem vulgar to you but for the majority reading on UKP that is the meat and bones of reviewing a punt that helps inform us whether to take the plunge in the future.
+1
OP seems more intent on blowing smoke up the WG's asshole  :rolleyes:

Offline Glacier10

Hadd my eye on her for a while, but price keeps going up, little bit out of range unfortunately, she looks stunning

Offline hermanmunster

"majority" - so please go and ask them.

Offline massagepuntingfan

+1
OP seems more intent on blowing smoke up the WG's asshole  :rolleyes:

Yes I think he has misunderstood how to write UKP reviews and who to write them for. OP my belligerence is not a personal attack, I am merely expressing my frustration at your fluffy style and your lack of helpful content.

If you want to write such an amorous appraisal/review again it's probably best to submit it on the agency website on not on UKP, where the reaction might not be overly kind.

Offline GoodWillPunting94

Enhanced! It's becoming almost a prerequesite to have shagged her to post on UKP!

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Very unhelpful "review".
Clearly OP is smitten by the lady, so much so there is no indication of what services she offers to justify the £350/p price tag. All for punters paying what they want but still if you posting on here punters really want to know what she delivers.
Extolling on her beauty is really not useful as everyone has their measure of beauty, and on ther "inner beauty", 1 hour at £350  all she needs to be is a passable actress to deliver lines that will get someone already drooling over her to want more.

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Very unhelpful "review".
Clearly OP is smitten by the lady, so much so there is no indication of what services she offers to justify the £350/p price tag. All for punters paying what they want but still if you posting on here punters really want to know what she delivers.
Extolling on her beauty is really not useful as everyone has their measure of beauty, and on ther "inner beauty", 1 hour at £350  all she needs to be is a passable actress to deliver lines that will get someone already drooling over her to want more.

Obviously I agree. The only sexual service mentioned in the review was CG.

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Ok granted - but I don't know how your review helps others when the details you've provided are generally along the line how amazing you think she is, commenting on her beauty inside and out, what a lovely person you think she is and that you wish her all the best in life.xxxx.

Yes I've had my eye on her, more when she was offering £250/hour but I'm still curious to find out how her FK/DFK is, were there any extras, did you have OWO, DT, was anal offered in the price etc. This might seem vulgar to you but for the majority reading on UKP that is the meat and bones of reviewing a punt that helps inform us whether to take the plunge in the future.

+1
Especially since op has seen her twice :timeout:

Offline Global_Punter

@hermanmunster was mainly appreciating the time spent with an SP he considers pretty and good value for money.

When demand exceeds supply, some time has to happen - this ladies have a milage with this job, she or her pimp have only decided to cash in on the popularity and guess what Punters will still pay for the experience.

There's loads of reviews for this SP, I personally liked his review - as he wasn't reiterating what we already know.

If her rate was £150, she will burn out  :lol: :lol: :lol:       
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I'll throw my pennyworth into the fold and comment........
this review reads like it was written by a woman - probably by someone at the agency

As for the girl, facially she looks like a tranny - especially the photos with the blonde hair. Looks like facial reconstruction done along the jawline at least.
I think the OP is taking the piss out of us

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@hermanmunster was mainly appreciating the time spent with an SP he considers pretty and good value for money.

When demand exceeds supply, some time has to happen - this ladies have a milage with this job, she or her pimp have only decided to cash in on the popularity and guess what Punters will still pay for the experience.

There's loads of reviews for this SP, I personally liked his review - as he wasn't reiterating what we already know.

If her rate was £150, she will burn out  :lol: :lol: :lol:     

How on earth do we know that the SP is good value for money when there is no detail on the services experienced in the punt?
What concerns me is that various members have showed their support for the review (admittedly at the beginning of the thread) and by doing so validate the OP's style (total lack of info on services) and lovelorn nature to the SP which at best comes across as young-minded and naive.

I said earlier that 'the majority' of members would not react kindly to this, which did not go down well with the OP. The simple fact is 98% of reviews on this site are made with the view to relaying an experience with an SP and detailing info on the time spent and services offered. To wilfully ignore this while being validated by other members is frustrating and counter productive.

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+1
Especially since op has seen her twice :timeout:

3 times judging from his posts, twice in 2018 when he gave her an extra £50 and bought her an expensive gift and yesterday's review.

Offline Blu007

When I saw her, she mentioned the fake tan she has.
I also believe she has had her teeth done, albeit it suits her, but you can tell there is something unnatural about them.
Good fake breasts.
Possibly could have had other work done on her
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I already had an idea what her service was like (based on previous reviews), so hermanmunster's review merely served as a confirmation that she still provides a good service.
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Ok back in my box. I've laboured my point, each their own.

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When I saw her, she mentioned the fake tan she has.
I also believe she has had her teeth done, albeit it suits her, but you can tell there is something unnatural about them.
Good fake breasts.
Possibly could have had other work done on her

The plastic surgery woman.... :scare:

I prefer natural tall beautiful women...

Don't like anything physically fake on a woman...

Your either beautiful naturally or not..
Simpletto....
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I already had an idea what her service was like (based on previous reviews), so hermanmunster's review merely served as a confirmation that she still provides a good service.

+ 1 thats the point I tried to drive home....

Offline BarryProudfoot

I see she's added a new selfie and can't say its got me wanting to break the bank :thumbsdown:

Offline hermanmunster

I see she's added a new selfie and can't say its got me wanting to break the bank :thumbsdown:

Agreed, not good, probably shows her looking nearer her real age.

Offline Global_Punter

I see she's added a new selfie and can't say its got me wanting to break the bank :thumbsdown:

 :thumbsdown: + 1 not an upgrade for me, London lakes quality girls ( no one throw eggs  :sarcastic: :rolleyes: )


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Agreed, not good, probably shows her looking nearer her real age.

Mid 30's :timeout:

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:thumbsdown: + 1 not an upgrade for me, London lakes quality girls ( no one throw eggs  :sarcastic: :rolleyes: )


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She is a lovely lady, but I am gobsmacked that she feels these new photos are going to help her attract new clients. Quite frankly, they put me off.
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Offline hermanmunster

She is a lovely lady, but I am gobsmacked that she feels these new photos are going to help her attract new clients. Quite frankly, they put me off.

Looks like a nose job gone wrong - very unfortunate.

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Looks like a nose job gone wrong - very unfortunate.

You've of course seen her but based on the pics, her nose looks the same, it just the camera angle, to me it looks like she just lost weight the unhealthy way unfortunately, someone who was already slim making themselves skinny with the sunken face look.
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You've of course seen her but based on the pics, her nose looks the same, it just the camera angle, to me it looks like she just lost weight the unhealthy way unfortunately, someone who was already slim making themselves skinny with the sunken face look.

I really don't see what she is hoping to achieve with those selfies.  She has a lovely figure, yet that tennis selfie, loose boned, no posture, untoned, over-tanned?  The other selfie, sunken cheeks, pouting lips, wrinkled neck.  And the nose - I'm not sure what is going on there, and why is one nostril smaller than the other?  Perhaps I put her on a pedestal before ......  she has knocked herself off and really clouded my memory of a wonderful experience and put me off returning!
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I really don't see what she is hoping to achieve with those selfies.  She has a lovely figure, yet that tennis selfie, loose boned, no posture, untoned, over-tanned?  The other selfie, sunken cheeks, pouting lips, wrinkled neck.  And the nose - I'm not sure what is going on there, and why is one nostril smaller than the other?  Perhaps I put her on a pedestal before ......  she has knocked herself off and really clouded my memory of a wonderful experience and put me off returning!

Just looks near ugly zone now...
Self inflicted damage...
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