£60 half hour
For those that don’t know, this is the most obvious brothel in the world, advertised from the outside as an “exotic sauna” that isn’t fooling anyone and has no intention of doing so. How on earth this is legally allowed I have no idea. I went a while back on a Sunday morning and got a bit of an old bag, this time it was a Friday night, and I had a choice of 3 girls – a 6/10 girl called Amy, a 7/10 girl and an 8. Sophia was the 8.
Entered by the discreet back entrance. Be sure to knock if there’s nobody there, even if the door is open, as I just walked in, and I think gave them a little shock. The two Madams were both very nice and accommodating, porn playing on the big screen in the room I was ushered into, with Enya-type soothing music on as well. This seems to be their M.O, as it was the exact same set up the last time I went, and that was in a completely different room.
Sophia let me do things as I wanted, very much an instruction taker rather than an initiator. She did not kiss, which was a shame. She is one of these girls that is a bit over-keen to hold the condom in place while you’re fucking them, but she at least makes an attempt to let you do your thing while she does this, not like some girls I’ve had that actually try and stop you fucking them too hard by squeezing their legs together etc. after trying missionary and doggy, I thought her on top would be a bad idea (how you gonna go on top and hold a condom at the same time), so I finished myself off in missionary again on the edge of the bed with me standing up leaning in. She initially was quite unresponsive, then got into it a bit more at the end, moaning encouragement until I splurted my load. She was very nice afterwards, helping me clean up by taking the condom off herself (I know some of you like this), being friendly and having a laugh and a joke as we both got dressed again. All in all, just about a positive. The set up is obviously a bit pot-luck as to what girl you get, but you know you can show up any time of the day and get balls deep in five minutes with no chance of radio silence, waiting outside for nothing, or any other major bollocks like that (which I have had a shit ton of recently!).
