Pinupgirl69 - Leeds

[wristjob]

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£120/60 mins

Ruby doesn't seem to have a phone but comms were spot on, always replied to emails on time -  perfect.

I drove to her place by the Ring Road and it was easy enough to find and quite discrete. First appearance - ok roll back a little I think the face pics in the profile are amazing and while she looks a little chunky it's not seriously big. In the flesh - OMG I almost walked, don't know why I didn't and genuinely hate myself for not walking. She's closer to 14 in age than dress size, dunno how she got those photos but they are not a great representation. Facially she looks like a fat bird with a load of makeup, the same kind of styling as in the pictures but just round and none of the prettinesss. Bodywise she just has these huge treetrunk legs that look hideous. I really don't know why I didn't walk. She's actually quite a fun person which was probably the reason I stayed, but that's almost a downside too as it really doesn't go with the image she's trying to promote.

Confirmed services so started off with some kissing. Light but ok then I prompted her to move on to oral. CIM was confirmed and as I'm about to pop she wanks me off onto her tits - wtf???? After a few mins I prompt her for more oral which turns out into a load of HJ before I finally get her to stick it in her mouth again. We then move on to sex which wasn't great, and she did the parlour trick of head against the headboard so not much scope to snog. Pretended I came and just left.

I don't want to sound like some other members but this really almost put me off punting. Almost, I always feel like I don't want something terrible to be my last ever shag so went for a bout of tried and tested a few days later. I think a big part of the problem is I really did like the pictures and there were some good writeups, but the warning signs were there from the start so I'm probably as angry at myself as Ruby for what turned out to be a massive expectations-reality gap.

Oh and this is the picture of what I expected - same girl no question, but that could be 1000 years ago for all it looks like Ruby

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[mrfishyfoo]

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£120/60 mins

Ruby doesn't seem to have a phone but comms were spot on, always replied to emails on time -  perfect.

I drove to her place by the Ring Road and it was easy enough to find and quite discrete. First appearance - ok roll back a little I think the face pics in the profile are amazing and while she looks a little chunky it's not seriously big. In the flesh - OMG I almost walked, don't know why I didn't and genuinely hate myself for not walking. She's closer to 14 in age than dress size, dunno how she got those photos but they are not a great representation. Facially she looks like a fat bird with a load of makeup, the same kind of styling as in the pictures but just round and none of the prettinesss. Bodywise she just has these huge treetrunk legs that look hideous. I really don't know why I didn't walk. She's actually quite a fun person which was probably the reason I stayed, but that's almost a downside too as it really doesn't go with the image she's trying to promote.

Confirmed services so started off with some kissing. Light but ok then I prompted her to move on to oral. CIM was confirmed and as I'm about to pop she wanks me off onto her tits - wtf???? After a few mins I prompt her for more oral which turns out into a load of HJ before I finally get her to stick it in her mouth again. We then move on to sex which wasn't great, and she did the parlour trick of head against the headboard so not much scope to snog. Pretended I came and just left.

I don't want to sound like some other members but this really almost put me off punting. Almost, I always feel like I don't want something terrible to be my last ever shag so went for a bout of tried and tested a few days later. I think a big part of the problem is I really did like the pictures and there were some good writeups, but the warning signs were there from the start so I'm probably as angry at myself as Ruby for what turned out to be a massive expectations-reality gap.

Oh and this is the picture of what I expected - same girl no question, but that could be 1000 years ago for all it looks like Ruby

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She'll have been on the pies then. 

Reneging on CIM after agreeing to it is very naughty.

Sorry to hear she didn't live up to expectations. 

[Ali Katt]

In the flesh - OMG I almost walked, don't know why I didn't and genuinely hate myself for not walking. She's closer to 14 in age than dress size, dunno how she got those photos but they are not a great representation. Facially she looks like a fat bird with a load of makeup, the same kind of styling as in the pictures but just round and none of the prettinesss. Bodywise she just has these huge treetrunk legs that look hideous. I really don't know why I didn't walk. She's actually quite a fun person which was probably the reason I stayed, but that's almost a downside too as it really doesn't go with the image she's trying to promote.

Sounds fucking hot.

CIM is not a deal breaker for me. DFK if advertised will be a neutral or negative for me.

[wristjob]

Sounds fucking hot.

CIM is not a deal breaker for me. DFK if advertised will be a neutral or negative for me.

I knew you would have a different perspective to me, and what I got suits you more.I guess if you went expecting a size 18 girl and she was a 10 that's maybe how you would feel. It was literally 3 mins between her agreeing CIM and then wanking me over her tits which is why I'm so pissed. I mean it's not like it was confirmed before the booking o at the vey start, it was right there as it was about to happen so hard to misinterpret it. No matter how good a girl was pulling a stunt like that would be a red in my book.

DFK or FK I guess is always a funny one. I think I'd more like to go with "authentic FK" and whatever a lot of girls do it often isn't authentic, isn't how I would expect a GF to kiss. Past that you have the ones who do a couple of kisses then seem to think that is out the way. In this respect she wasn't terrible compared to a lot of other girls but it was something I thought she did well and she did not.

I've had a few girls who weren't proactive on a 2nd go, but I don't think I had any who tried to avoid it as much as she did. When booking a proper punt and OWO is on the cards pretty much the only time I should ever be getting a HJ is if/when I ask for it. That applies to parlour punts up.

[Ali Katt]

I knew you would have a different perspective to me, and what I got suits you more.I guess if you went expecting a size 18 girl and she was a 10 that's maybe how you would feel. It was literally 3 mins between her agreeing CIM and then wanking me over her tits which is why I'm so pissed. I mean it's not like it was confirmed before the booking o at the vey start, it was right there as it was about to happen so hard to misinterpret it. No matter how good a girl was pulling a stunt like that would be a red in my book.

DFK or FK I guess is always a funny one. I think I'd more like to go with "authentic FK" and whatever a lot of girls do it often isn't authentic, isn't how I would expect a GF to kiss. Past that you have the ones who do a couple of kisses then seem to think that is out the way. In this respect she wasn't terrible compared to a lot of other girls but it was something I thought she did well and she did not.

I've had a few girls who weren't proactive on a 2nd go, but I don't think I had any who tried to avoid it as much as she did. When booking a proper punt and OWO is on the cards pretty much the only time I should ever be getting a HJ is if/when I ask for it. That applies to parlour punts up.

I think it's a valid red card I'm not doubting that for a single second. I've had shit in the past which has tainted the punt: "big natural boobs" turn out to be implants, 10 years older than advertised, house turns out to be 3 miles from the advertised postcode of "a short distance from city centre". All these pissed me off.

Misadvertised services no doubt a negative. Personally I could excuse some things, but everything else would have to be amazing. As I've said before I was spoilt last year and there was only really a few punts that fell short. I'm sorry she didn't meet your standards, in all honesty I don't know she would meet mine. I have her on my HL, but I don't know if I will ever see her.

My idea of DFK is my tongue in the middle of the girl's mouth. I understand what you are saying and it is almost a philosophical question. To be honest anyone I'm dating I expect her tongue to be in my mouth and my hand down her pants on the second date, if I wanted a peck on the lips I would start fucking Romas.

[YorkshireViking81]

Jesus! That's a contrast from mine.

[stevedave]

Sorry to hear this mate, when I met her I was very happy. That was over a year ago now though so she may have added some heft.

Either way, sounds like a shit punt for you, that's all you can review. The next one will be better 

[Kittykat69]

Right let me clear a few things up from your bullshit review I am a size 14 which is States very clearly on my profile the picture you have uploaded is from way over a year ago I don't even have bangs anymore how you even have that picture is beyond me considering my profile got deleted in fact the picture you have uploaded isn't even on my current profile so why you would use that as a representation of what I look like right now it's absurd perhaps you should have walked perhaps you should have also cleaned your cock just a heads up for any future tree trunked ladies who have the missfortune of dealing with the likes of someone like you have a good evening...go fuck yourself

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[Ali Katt]

Right let me clear a few things up from your bullshit review I am a size 14 which is States very clearly on my profile the picture you have uploaded is from way over a year ago I don't even have bangs anymore how you even have that picture is beyond me considering my profile got deleted in fact the picture you have uploaded isn't even on my current profile so why you would use that as a representation of what I look like right now it's absurd perhaps you should have walked perhaps you should have also cleaned your cock just a heads up for any future tree trunked ladies who have the missfortune of dealing with the likes of someone like you have a good evening...go fuck yourself

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You have a leo tattoo. What's your moon sign?

[wristjob]

Right let me clear a few things up from your bullshit review I am a size 14 which is States very clearly on my profile the picture you have uploaded is from way over a year ago I don't even have bangs anymore how you even have that picture is beyond me considering my profile got deleted in fact the picture you have uploaded isn't even on my current profile so why you would use that as a representation of what I look like right now it's absurd perhaps you should have walked perhaps you should have also cleaned your cock just a heads up for any future tree trunked ladies who have the missfortune of dealing with the likes of someone like you have a good evening...go fuck yourself

Thanks for the update.

That picture is from WELL over a year ago, we agree. Also I did point out it was not what you actually looked like. To the best of my memory you only started around a year ago so it's not unreasonable to believe that pictures from your old profile were reasonably accurate. Fair point though - that's half on me cos I could have walked after I saw the reality and didn't. Said as much in the review.

If my cock wasn't clean (I had come directly from the shower but nevermind) then it clearly wasn't a problem for you to suck it - should I have cleaned the inside? I guess as much as not walking when faced with something nasty is on me then chomping down when faced with something just a nasty would be on you, and maybe you should have declined if there was an issue - or offered a shower, or wipes...

Oh and you missed out mentioning my dogbreath. I do generally tote round 2 bottles of mouthwash in the car - the weedy ass but nice tasting minty stuff for before and the paint stripper stuff for after. Guess I forgot to use it that day.

[mrfishyfoo]

You have a leo tattoo. What's your moon sign?

Behave !!! 

[Kittykat69]

Oh please! That picture is well over a year old as stated not sure why you even saved it kinda weird but whatever and again your opinion of me really doesn't matter to me personally the only reason I'm responding is because I believe if your gonna write a shitty review at least be accurate about your part in the meeting body shaming me though well your just a grade A prick....don't forget to use soap next time 

[Ali Katt]

Behave !!! 

You know me too well.

[haggis007]

Right let me clear a few things up from your bullshit review I am a size 14 which is States very clearly on my profile the picture you have uploaded is from way over a year ago I don't even have bangs anymore how you even have that picture is beyond me considering my profile got deleted in fact the picture you have uploaded isn't even on my current profile so why you would use that as a representation of what I look like right now it's absurd perhaps you should have walked perhaps you should have also cleaned your cock just a heads up for any future tree trunked ladies who have the missfortune of dealing with the likes of someone like you have a good evening...go fuck yourself

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 seems like a nice girl