External Link/Members Only as muff licker said in his recent review of someone at this place - it's an old link but can't find a newer one. phone 0208 941 8666 according to a card they gave me.
short version -
she clearly has no training or natural ability when it come to doing massage - she's useless at it. And she tries to overcharge for other services.
long version -
I've been to this place a few times before and used to see someone called chichi or something like that. She was probably the wrong side of 30 but had a very toned body and for a tip of £60 used to get naked from the word go and provide b2b and owo, gave a good massage and iirc correctly on my most recent visits we got straight down to the naughties from the start and then she massaged me for whatever time was left after we'd finished groping and sucking each other.
The only reason I stopped visiting was cos I fancied a change after a while. I also read they had changed owner/management which it turns out, imo, is a crying shame.
I went again with the intention of seeing weiwei as reviewed by muff licker. When i arrived I paid £45 for the hour and was going to ask if I could see weiwei when the receptionist called out to someone in the back that she had a customer (in chinese but I'm assuming that is what she said). The important thing was that she called out to this person (with a chinese accent of course) what sounded to me like "weiwei" so I assumed I had got who I wanted.
The lass who entered my room was dressed in a turtle necked long sleeved wooly jumper and black jeans. I've seen more exposed flesh on a devout muslim lass. Not a promising start. I asked her name and she said Vivian ... aagghhhhh
She started the massage standing at the head of the bed and pressing her thighs against my hands as she leant over to spread oil on my back. More promising, except if any of my fingers moved even a fraction she immediately moved away ... aaaggghhhh
The smearing of oil continued ... many massages start with the lass spreading oil over you and maybe rubbing a bit to warm you up and get you loose before commencing the massage proper ... I kept waiting for her to commence the massage proper ... she never did. the smearing of oil just continued for 30 mins before she asked me to turn over.
By this time I was bored and annoyed because a decent massage is as important to me as the extras, and had contemplated just cutting things short and leaving several times, but just didn't want to cause a scene.
She briefly re-awaked my interest when she again placed herself at the head of the bed and kept leaning over me to smear oil on my front, pressing her tits into my face as she did so - but as they were still buried in the wooly jumper this wasn't as much fun as it could have been.
she moved to smear oil on my thighs and then asked if I wanted b2b. I asked how much and she said £50. I said I never paid more than £40 at this place before for just b2b (in fact the previous receptionist used to tell you not to on your way in!).
She offered to go down to £45.
My resolve not to over-pay was strengthened by the fact that I was annoyed she clearly hadn't got the faintest idea of how to do a proper massage and I had completely lost interest by this time.
So I declined to pay £45 and she didn't offer any lower price so she just smeared more oil on my left thigh for about 15 mins, then smeared some on my right thigh for another 10 mins (I did ask her to do it firmer in the hope I may derive some slight benefit from this) and then my time was up.
A complete waste of an hour of my life and £45.
