This punt happened a couple of months ago. I signed up to ukp a while ago but have been lurking and have only just been allowed to start posting.
I realise this is a negative for an otherwise positively reviewed wg on here. But, I have my reasons.
The punt with Jade Fox was a departure from my norm. I normally punt someone in their 20’s-30’s, natural tits and the meets normally take place during the evening.
So, booking an early morning punt with a milf with big fake tits felt like a change for me.
All the comms were over on her uke account. Comms were pleasant and swift. There was also some very gentle flirting and all in all, quite light.
The venue was a decent hotel quite close to Shepherd’s Bush station.
The tube got a bit held up a few stations off, which meant I ran about five minutes late.
When I arrived at the room, I was quite happy with what I saw. Jade is as she looks in the pictures. A pretty milf, with fake lips and big tits and a decent body. The problem was that the room smelt of smoke. The first thing I’d noticed was a packet of cigarettes on the table.
I joined her on the bed after a quick shower (no mouthwash was on offer). We sat chatting for a bit before the kissing started. It was very light and slow as her hand crept up my leg and took hold of my cock. She wanked me till I was really hard. Unfortunately, not having cum for a while before that took its toll and I came pretty quickly over her chest. She laughed, so do I out of embarrassment but, we cleaned up and looked to reset.
Before round two, she told me that she was out the night before with another wg who was also nearby. That all seemed fine until round two started.
What followed was what I felt, Jade dragging herself through the next 25 minutes. I thought she was hungover and just needed a couple of hours of sleep. We tried a few positions but nothing seemed to click. Owo felt laboured, cg was brief. I liked that position but, she quickly jumped off stating she was unfit. The smokers breath was really strong at this point. And then Mish and doggy didn’t work because I was pretty limp by now.
So a couple of times, we resorted to her lying on her back with her doxy (I think that’s what it was) and quietly moaned to herself while I sat there redundantly, trying to get turned on. I’m pretty sure she was on the brink of falling asleep here.
I called it quits with 15 minutes left on the clock. Apparently, she had cum a couple of times, with no thanks to me. She laughed that she needed a good sleep now.
If only she had that sleep before I got there. I showered, left and as I hit the road again, I checked my watch: I was still a couple of minutes from completing the paid hour.
Before I finish, I’d like to say that by no means am I faultless in this review. I was nowhere near my best and my early finish to round one didn’t help.
However, I was paying for the hour and I don’t care if I am the most pathetic guy between the sheets around, I expect to get a decent service that I’ve paid for.
Jade might just have had an off day but, I won’t be returning to find out of it was.
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