Author Topic: Jade Fox- Shepherds Bush  (Read 2393 times)


6 review(s) for Miss_Jade_Fox (4 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]
36 review(s) for Jade_Fox (35 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline Decadent Hobby

This punt happened a couple of months ago. I signed up to ukp a while ago but have been lurking and have only just been allowed to start posting.

I realise this is a negative for an otherwise positively reviewed wg on here. But, I have my reasons.

The punt with Jade Fox was a departure from my norm. I normally punt someone in their 20’s-30’s, natural tits and the meets normally take place during the evening.
So, booking an early morning punt with a milf with big fake tits felt like a change for me.
All the comms were over on her uke account. Comms were pleasant and swift. There was also some very gentle flirting and all in all, quite light.
The venue was a decent hotel quite close to Shepherd’s Bush station.
The tube got a bit held up a few stations off, which meant I ran about five minutes late.
When I arrived at the room, I was quite happy with what I saw. Jade is as she looks in the pictures. A pretty milf, with fake lips and big tits and a decent body. The problem was that the room smelt of smoke. The first thing I’d noticed was a packet of cigarettes on the table.
I joined her on the bed after a quick shower (no mouthwash was on offer). We sat chatting for a bit before the kissing started. It was very light and slow as her hand crept up my leg and took hold of my cock. She wanked me till I was really hard. Unfortunately, not having cum for a while before that took its toll and I came pretty quickly over her chest. She laughed, so do I out of embarrassment but, we cleaned up and looked to reset.
Before round two, she told me that she was out the night before with another wg who was also nearby. That all seemed fine until round two started.
What followed was what I felt, Jade dragging herself through the next 25 minutes. I thought she was hungover and just needed a couple of hours of sleep. We tried a few positions but nothing seemed to click. Owo felt laboured, cg was brief. I liked that position but, she quickly jumped off stating she was unfit. The smokers breath was really strong at this point. And then Mish and doggy didn’t work because I was pretty limp by now.
So a couple of times, we resorted to her lying on her back with her doxy (I think that’s what it was) and quietly moaned to herself while I sat there redundantly, trying to get turned on. I’m pretty sure she was on the brink of falling asleep here.
I called it quits with 15 minutes left on the clock. Apparently, she had cum a couple of times, with no thanks to me. She laughed that she needed a good sleep now.
If only she had that sleep before I got there. I showered, left and as I hit the road again, I checked my watch: I was still a couple of minutes from completing the paid hour.

Before I finish, I’d like to say that by no means am I faultless in this review. I was nowhere near my best and my early finish to round one didn’t help.
However, I was paying for the hour and I don’t care if I am the most pathetic guy between the sheets around, I expect to get a decent service that I’ve paid for.
Jade might just have had an off day but, I won’t be returning to find out of it was.


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Offline The Film Director

Thanks for the review, OP.  That does sound pretty poor as she admitted she wasn't up to it and presumably didn't offer any sort of refund.  :thumbsdown:

Offline Decadent Hobby

Well, she never admitted to actually being hungover, that’s just how it seemed to me. The subject about a refund has never entered my head. I was unhappy with the service at the time and just wanted it to end so I could draw a line under it. It was all civil and polite between us through to the end.
I’ve got no doubt that she has provided a decent service for others but, it didn’t quite happen for me this time.

Offline ilovekungfu

Thanks for the review. A negative seems entirely justified in this case and I don't see why you should consider your own 'performance' as a mitigating factor. You're buying an experience, the very best providers make sure you have the best time regardless.

We've all been out the night before and phoned it in at work the next day. She only works here occasionally after flying in from Spain so there is always a reasonable chance she's going to have been out on it catching up with friends on her tours. It's useful for punters to bear in mind even if given previous reviews, there is a good chance you'll have a good meet with most days.

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« Last Edit: May 15, 2019, 04:23:59 pm by ilovekungfu »

Offline bonapati

Not sticking for her though I’ve seen her a number of times. She is a great fuck and can take whatever is thrown at her. The whole hangout story is BS she is a wild girl who can handle her drink.

She never disappoints tbh I think it might be you “early cumming” that brought up her lack of interest - as she is normally up for on-stop action. She is not for the faint hearted... you need to go in like a Boys Scout - BE PREPARED.

You win some you lose some. Keep clam and carry on punting!

That said, it’s your money and time and in your rights to score her negative based on your experience.

Offline mace-window

This punt happened a couple of months ago. I signed up to ukp a while ago but have been lurking and have only just been allowed to start posting.

I realise this is a negative for an otherwise positively reviewed wg on here. But, I have my reasons.

The punt with Jade Fox was a departure from my norm. I normally punt someone in their 20’s-30’s, natural tits and the meets normally take place during the evening.
So, booking an early morning punt with a milf with big fake tits felt like a change for me.
All the comms were over on her uke account. Comms were pleasant and swift. There was also some very gentle flirting and all in all, quite light.
The venue was a decent hotel quite close to Shepherd’s Bush station.
The tube got a bit held up a few stations off, which meant I ran about five minutes late.
When I arrived at the room, I was quite happy with what I saw. Jade is as she looks in the pictures. A pretty milf, with fake lips and big tits and a decent body. The problem was that the room smelt of smoke. The first thing I’d noticed was a packet of cigarettes on the table.
I joined her on the bed after a quick shower (no mouthwash was on offer). We sat chatting for a bit before the kissing started. It was very light and slow as her hand crept up my leg and took hold of my cock. She wanked me till I was really hard. Unfortunately, not having cum for a while before that took its toll and I came pretty quickly over her chest. She laughed, so do I out of embarrassment but, we cleaned up and looked to reset.
Before round two, she told me that she was out the night before with another wg who was also nearby. That all seemed fine until round two started.
What followed was what I felt, Jade dragging herself through the next 25 minutes. I thought she was hungover and just needed a couple of hours of sleep. We tried a few positions but nothing seemed to click. Owo felt laboured, cg was brief. I liked that position but, she quickly jumped off stating she was unfit. The smokers breath was really strong at this point. And then Mish and doggy didn’t work because I was pretty limp by now.
So a couple of times, we resorted to her lying on her back with her doxy (I think that’s what it was) and quietly moaned to herself while I sat there redundantly, trying to get turned on. I’m pretty sure she was on the brink of falling asleep here.
I called it quits with 15 minutes left on the clock. Apparently, she had cum a couple of times, with no thanks to me. She laughed that she needed a good sleep now.
If only she had that sleep before I got there. I showered, left and as I hit the road again, I checked my watch: I was still a couple of minutes from completing the paid hour.

Before I finish, I’d like to say that by no means am I faultless in this review. I was nowhere near my best and my early finish to round one didn’t help.
However, I was paying for the hour and I don’t care if I am the most pathetic guy between the sheets around, I expect to get a decent service that I’ve paid for.
Jade might just have had an off day but, I won’t be returning to find out of it was.


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Thanks for the review. Sorry about your experience. When I saw her last she was amazing and had a great time. I think it must have been one of those bad days.

Offline Decadent Hobby

Not sticking for her though I’ve seen her a number of times. She is a great fuck and can take whatever is thrown at her. The whole hangout story is BS she is a wild girl who can handle her drink.

She never disappoints tbh I think it might be you “early cumming” that brought up her lack of interest - as she is normally up for on-stop action. She is not for the faint hearted... you need to go in like a Boys Scout - BE PREPARED.

You win some you lose some. Keep clam and carry on punting!

That said, it’s your money and time and in your rights to score her negative based on your experience.

I appreciate that you and others have had many good times with her. However, I don’t think it’s right to say that the fact that she had a hangover is BS.
She was lethargic, verging on falling asleep and just a little detached generally. Me cumming early shouldn’t cause this.
I’ve cum early with other wgs, and unfortunately, may repeat the same with others later on. I can think of a couple of occasions this has happened but, the wg didn’t take it as a green light to down tools.

Whether she can hold her drink or not, I don’t know. Even if she can, I don’t honk that makes her immune from having a hangover.

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Thanks for the review, sorry it was a shit time. I haven't seen her, but this was an extremely unprofessional way to treat you. Whether you cum early or not shouldn't be a problem for a focused whore. Her job is to make you feel like a million dollars.

Offline bonapati

I appreciate that you and others have had many good times with her. However, I don’t think it’s right to say that the fact that she had a hangover is BS.
She was lethargic, verging on falling asleep and just a little detached generally. Me cumming early shouldn’t cause this.
I’ve cum early with other wgs, and unfortunately, may repeat the same with others later on. I can think of a couple of occasions this has happened but, the wg didn’t take it as a green light to down tools.

And her drink and BS didn’t mean BS from you but her giving you BS by giving an impression of a hangover - anyways there so much fish out there. We live and learn. 

Whether she can hold her drink or not, I don’t know. Even if she can, I don’t honk that makes her immune from having a hangover.

I’m NOT disagreeing with you just commenting on your review and comparing my experience.

My conclusion is in my last line - shot experience deserved a negative score! Period. Hopefully she get her shit together. Must be said I saw her last a year ago - so just like my old Ford Escort she must be lacking pace.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2019, 04:38:29 pm by bonapati »

Offline Decadent Hobby

“And her drink and BS didn’t mean BS from you but her giving you BS by giving an impression of a hangover - anyways there so much fish out there. We live and learn.”

Bonapati, I had to read that comment a couple of time until I finally understood what you were saying.  :lol:

Fair enough. She’s had a couple of other positive reviews recently so, maybe my experience was a bad day at the office. I do feel better for getting this out there anyway.

Offline bonapati

No worries , I see you are new joiner but not a newbie.

Welcome aboard!