External Link/Members OnlySaint-Bernardstreet 19 - 1060 Brussels - just off Charleroi, closed to Avenue Louise (big hotels, street girls further down) and a short walk from Louise metro.
Open from about noon to 10pm (or earlier, if quiet I assume - it was closed one day last week at 9.20pm.) Having walked past this place a couple of times, I ventured in. Discreet entrance.
Prices posted on the door. A brothel.
€125 for 1 hour, €150 for 75 minutes. I paid the latter.
Much older blonde madam on reception desk. Short cropped peroxide hair and big tits in a tight white knitted top. I quite fancied her. Pleasant, elegant even, in a retired whore kind of way. She explained what was to come, brought the girls in to say hello, off they trotted (some utterly disinterested) and I chose 'Soraya' (I think) - a short, huge-breasted Indonesian woman with a very firm body, soft skin, big butt, and manicured nails. I couldn't tell throughout if her tits were natural or not. I settled on "not" in the end - but if that's the case, very well done. Piercing in her fanny. Tattoos, early 30s?
I saw 4 or 5 girls but lots more in the place, I saw some more on the way out.
I chose for the aqua rather than oil massage. Gloomy corridor full of doors, into the room, undressed and shower. A big wet room, a few candles flickering. She inflates a double air bed, puts a fitted double sheet on, gets me a plastic cup of chilled water, then covers the shower head, and wet and slippery fun ensues.
More pummeling and teasing with nails than a proper massage. Energetic B2B - I like being squished. Reach unders proper from the outset, bit of bum play, high-thigh massage, ball rubbing and cock rubbing. Turn over, more of the same, oily/lotion and wet - my mind wandered and I began wondering what their water bills must be like? I assume they're metered... anyway, it was all fun. She's sat across my midriff reverse cowgirl style and then onto my thighs, I sit up and reach around and give her big dark books a good long oily squeeze and grope.
That was her cue to hop off, turn around and ask if I wanted more, I asked what (not intending or wanting much more) and she says FS - "everything" - for €150. No thanks. It's 25 minutes in. She goes back to her massage a bit more half-hearted now than before. Asks if I want to massage her, I do, she lies on her front. Good bit of groping. Then I ask her to turn over, she's obviously bored now, doesn't want me to play with the goodies, wants me to lie down, sits across my face reverse cowgirl, wriggling her bits around on me, then tugs me off in short order. Very steamy in the room now, couldn't see in the mirror, pretty sure no oral action involved. But it all felt very wet by that point.
I cum, she hops off, and starts to shower. I remind her of the time, there's a wall clock in the room, and that only about 45 minutes have passed of my 75. She goes off to check, comes back, and says okay. She sits at the head of the lilo, I rest my head in her lap facing upwards, then get an okay head, neck and shoulders massage for another 20 minutes, a bit scratchy, but including her leaning forward and smothering me in her big tits.
'Time up' and we're still under time, but I can't be arsed arguing the toss any more. She gets me more chilled water, I dress, she's pestering me to come back and see her, with more money next time. Then as I leave I stop to have a quick word with the madam; a tall mannish Asian woman says "you no wait there mister!" sharply - madam was counting money behind the counter, a lot of €50 notes it seemed. Anyway, the older woman was charming, and I left. I was in and out in probably the 75 minutes I paid for, including waiting and dressing/showering time etc.
Good enough fun, a watery diversion on a rainy evening, but a bit too much like hard work. I probably can't be bothered to go back, and too mean for the rather lacklustre service overall - and will instead not be so lazy next time I'm in town and instead head back to the red light district at Rue d'Aerschot by Gare du Nord for a far cheaper huge-titted hand job, ideally from a bespectacled Bulgarian brunette milf, and save the rest of my cash for beer, biscuits and chocolate.
