First Relax Thai massage coventry

[Tantric_mat]

Have to say this is definitely up there in my worst massage experiences.
I will say this was a spur of the moment walk up and this may have impacted the service as I think I caused some confusion as she was expecting one punter and I turned up just before him and she had to send him away.
That said I don’t think it mitigates a negative review.

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£40 for 1 hour massage no extras

Location: shop on busy main road. Door was locked so you are quite exposed waiting to be let in. Once inside there a shop front with counter and a tatty leather sofa. The massage itself takes place in a pokey room just off the reception and it’s definitely seen better days with it’s fake wood panelling and water leak stained ceiling tiles.

The Lady: older Thai lady who I think was called Sue. Very stern and unwelcoming. Really not attracted to her in anyway.
If you like assertive women then she might float your boat but it’s not my thing.

The Action: so before we moved into the massage room she asked what sort of massage I was looking for. I said an hours full body massage. She then asked if I’d had hot stone, I said I’d tried it once before. She then led me into the room and told me to strip and lie on the table. This is where it all went weird. She left the room and was gone for a good 10 mins during this time I could hear what sounded like she was doing some vigorous washing up! Turns out she was warming her hot stones in a washing up bowl under hot water. She returned to the room and proceeded to rub the stones on me, after a few minutes she left the room and I heard the same sound. This happened 3 more times and I was losing the will to live. She then switched briefly to an oil massage but there was nothing sensual about it.
Finally I was asked to turn over and she covered the old man with a towel. She massages my legs and did get quite close to my balls and so I was rising to the occasion. Then it was all over she just says all done and I’m sat there with a semi and confusion.
So I ask if there’s any happy ending, and get a very blunt no! As I’m getting dressed she’s telling me about dick massage and how it will make me last longer and satisfy my wife more, and then starts showing me messages and pictures of post it notes from customers thanking her. She then starts asking if I like gay guys massaging me seriously I have no idea where she was going with this but apparently there were a couple of gay guys in the flat above who could sort me out. At this point I want to get the hell out of dodge so I get my stuff and leave.

So in conclusion I had a mental old Thai woman with hot rocks and washing up bowl give me a shit excuse for a massage, refuse to tug me off then offer to arrange sexy time with her gay tenants

[mr.bluesky]

I saw this particular lady a long time ago. She used to work from her house near Holbrooks before she moved to a shop on Walsgrave road where it has now become the thai spa shop. She was very expensive at that time offering a lot of different types of massage including lingham masssge ( which is basically just a cock massage) but on the few times I saw her a happy ending was always on offer. Unusually for a Thai lady she does not come across as very friendly so I have not seen her for a long time. Now having read your report I don't think I will be returning to see her either. Can't honestly see the point of a hot stones massage either 

[bonham]

Been there long time ago when she worked from home probably 10 years ago .definitely did hand relief then .but even then didn't seem all the ticket. But wasn't bad has you ended up just average

[scouting]

So in conclusion I had a mental old Thai woman with hot rocks and washing up bowl give me a shit excuse for a massage, refuse to tug me off then offer to arrange sexy time with her gay tenants

Thanks for the warning Mat 

On the other hand there will be some who this appeals to 

[brandonpete]

I know this masseuse..as some of the lads said..when she worked from a private house in Holbrooks and at the Walsgrave Rd place
I've found,yes she can appear a bit looney tunes,that you have to be quite specific about what you want.At the Walsgrave place I'd asked for,when booking by phone,a Lingham and prostate massage,so she was all prepared....and it was a bit more than just a hand job...at the time when I 'came'
 it felt better than sex.
Having said that,would I go back?was it/is it in my top 10,the answer has to be no!...would I go back?possibly.

[Georgeuk2]

I have visited her before but she came across as fully legit except for the fact that she was just talking random stuff and did feel a bit loony. Did she allow any touching any time ?

[brandonpete]

Nope..not in all the times I\ve seen her.

[fredhiggins]

I used to see this lady for massage 15 years ago when I was more into FS appts ; I never once had any hint of extras despite having all my massages butt naked. Then several years ago I heard she sometimes did HE. I think its all about personal rapport. When I saw her I got on well but weirdly I myself saw my naked massages as therapeutic only; now a sensual massage with one or two HE are something I would happily have as my sexual release. But I haven't been back as better value for money is available in Coventry and around (e.g. Li)

[mr.bluesky]

I have visited her before but she came across as fully legit except for the fact that she was just talking random stuff and did feel a bit loony. Did she allow any touching any time ?

I think I saw her about four times in total many years ago each time a happy ending was offered and administered although the massage itself although good was not very sensual. She did not come across as crazy back then just not as friendly as your normal Thai lady's

[Noddy321]

I also visited Sue a few years ago , she is quite eccentric and at the time used a lot of time warming stones ! She also offered a medical  HE which is advertised has a  ‘Karsai detox massage’ in the combination section of her website, although she is very clear there is no touching during this , it was quite memorable , I remember asking if she enjoyed her work during it, her response was this is a treatment like a doctor or nurse would offer ! Alas , I can’t even get a GP appointment never mind a HE at the local surgery!

Price for Karsai is advertised 70 for 30 minutes or £120 for 90 minutes including Swedish massage .