Issaballa99 - Erdington

[kurosa1]

External Link/Members Only
Price paid - £80
Time spent - 25 mins (paid for 1 hour)

I'm going to keep this brief as I don't fancy wasting any more of my time than I have to on this.

Pros - Tits are quite nice, pics on profile are accurate (even if the profile itself isn't), pussy was very tight.

Cons - VERY businesslike demenour which was not sexy at all.

Spent 10 minutes offering me everything BUT sex. OWO was a joke, like she was miming giving a blowjob without actually making any contact.

She answered the phone mid blowjob and spent a good 3 minutes trying to find out if the guy on the other end was white or not.

She seems to be offering everyone massage with hand relief (her AW profile has zero mentions of this) and she seemed a little put off when I said I'm here for sex.

I relented to her constant insistance that I had a massage and let her give me a one, figured I'd make the most of a bad situation..... that was crap as well. She spent 5 minutes scratching me before I just called it quits.

Spent a good chunk of time just standing there asking what I wanted, then when I tell her, she starts offering other stuff I have no interest in.

I popped after 20 minutes despite her best efforts, and just figured "fuck it, that'll do", got dressed and now I'm sat here typing this up on my phone.

So my advice is... don't. Just...... don't.

[denno]

Brother, what was you thinking 

[l1mpd1ck]

She wasn't great when I saw her years ago and looking at the 3 reviews on here she hasn't improved

[houseboot]

It's called "Tease & Denial"

It sounds like she was quite good at it 

[CaptainCosmic]

I visited her about 9 years ago, and again about 3 years ago – and was disappointed on both occasions. Looks-wise she is very much my type, but the service she provided was totally lacklustre.

On both occasions she sent late texts asking to delay the meeting - which meant hanging around Erdington for about 30 minutes.

On both occasions I asked for massage with HE. On both occasions the massage was poor (neither theraputic or sensual) and the HE was so lacklustre that I seem to recall that I had to bring myself off on the first occasion, and on the second occasion I think I had to finish myself off at home. My concern would normally be that I don't blow my beans too soon. The fact that I found her very attractive but she couldn't bring me to the boil speaks volumes for her lacklustre service.

[ChartPen]

She has a separate Vivastreet ad for massage

External Link/Members Only

I visited and reviewed a few weeks ago and was equally disappointed

[Availableinlarge]

She has a separate Vivastreet ad for massage

External Link/Members Only

I visited and reviewed a few weeks ago and was equally disappointed

My favourite lines are:

“You’re enjoy your time with me and you will want to return again and again.“
Counselling qualifications aren't spell checked I would imagine.

“I have very good listening skills I will be happy to help you with your problems.
I look forward to your visit.”
What do you want? Sex. What about a massage?
THOSE listening skills. 

[Pablo02]

What a cunt she really is!!

On a serious not she’s been on AW since 2017 and has only 6 reviews.
Alarm bells would be ringing 

[Hoping]

Her ad on AD is still live.