External Link/Members OnlyNoticed a new profile on gumtree for a Thai massage locally. No reviews on here so TOFT.
Comms were quick. Sent a text and had a reply back within 15 mins. Confirmed time and received a text with street name and block of new flats about 10 mins walk from town but lots of free parking. On arrival was sent the number to the ground floor flat.
Was greeted at the door by a very young and slim (skinny) Thai girl wearing tight yoga trousers and a t shirt. Shown to the room and was very politely asked for the money. My preference is a strong massage with lots of CC swipes and HE. Having seen many of the Thai girls around the area didn’t confirm the services and strength of massage. Big mistake. Paid £40 for massage and had £20 extra on show for her to see. She took the £40 and left the room whilst I got naked and on the massage bed.
The massage. In one word - terrible. The most gentle of massages you could ever imagine. I asked her to be stronger and she did marginally. Felt like she was very new at this and was trying to remember what to do.
Hands were kept very carefully away from any contact with balls etc. and massage was so weak I decided that HE would be equally ineffectual so didn’t ask. Was counting down the time for the end of the hour.
Wouldn’t recommend and will go back to Mukda over the weekend for lots of what I like.
Marked it as neutral rather than negative as I stupidly didn’t confirm HE was on offer. However massage was really bad so on its own that could be a negative but since the focus of this site is not a massage review a neutral is probably fair.
