"Greetings All" Saw this (SP) Anna Condar a while back
External Link/Members Only Price £240 2 hrs In-call..
Up to now..there was no feedback on this Lady on here.So in a way i was TOFTT
I had pondered over her profile on A/W for weeks and weeks..as i am Big Boob fan
so her main photo to me was somewhat alluring as you can see...As i read and re-read her profile i got the feeling she was either EE Slovakian or Hungarian or Bulgarian..The only face photo in her PG,she looked really pretty.nice make-up and she had beautiful long flowing hair..i just got the feeling she was kinda like the "smouldering gypsy type" the coms/emails on A/W before albeit a bit "aloof" were all polite and quickly replied to.On the day she sent me her number and a few texts followed she was really friendly...asked what kind of wine i liked red/white and did i require any food.."nice touch i thought"..! Wow.. feck me..I was so looking forward to this...i was going to savour this evening..,like a hungry man looks forward to devouring a rich well matured Kobe steak.According to her updated profile she does not do in-calls anymore..so no point giving any details of were she lives.Although it was a very nice apartment complex just outside Bolton..
So i arrive at the place..got buzzed in...And made my way up the stairs to her Apartment...i was just so looking forward to getting my hands on her huge 44k,s.Knocked on the door and what seemed like ages...the door finally opened..She was just out the shower her hair was wet,no make-up on and she was wrapped in a dressing gown.....I am "au-naturel" for YOU she quipped!!...did you mean...you could not be arsed...i thought.." if i wanted that, i would have stayed at home..
feck me my jaw must of hit the floor ....like the elevator that fell from the top of the empire state building in the 1930,s...but i was there for the 44ks...so i handed over the loot..And she offered me a huge glass of wine feck me i bet there was half a bottle in it...i thought yep...." anesthetic " ...it helps...he-he..
Anyway we sit and chat,and she has a huge book collection,claims she had read em all at least twice...she is degree educated,So therefor i am in the presence of someone incredibly intelligent she assures me..."i thought Yippee..."i wonder if she will get the Scrabble box out soon..) And this sets the tone for the evening...i have never ever met a more pretentious person in my life....she truly was in total denial of her life...she is the kind of person to have a Cello on a stand in her lounge with a music sheet above it...but could not play a note..if you get my drift...
She went on and on about how elusive and exclusive she was...And she was telling me about her internet dating life history...how it became unbearable with all the mail she was getting...from her suitors and admirers...yep fuck all to do with whats below your neck then ? i thought...
Anyway,my pre-meet-dream.. of my smouldering European gypsy goddess ,it aspires from her accent she is from Bootle...what part of the Carpathian Mountains is that i thought..!! as i funnel the last of my wine down the back of my neck...Another she said.... why not i thought...your gonna look better after the next one..
So...of to the bedroom after about an hour, and yep...i was a bit frazzled...i would say she is mid 50,s about dress size 16 ...but a great rack...her only redeeming feature....Lots of dfk but she has funny buck teeth so that and her owo was not the most enjoyable...Sex was in doggy and mish...and although she was quite enthusiastic in the bedroom...to be honest i was really disappointed in the way she looked,in fairness to her,she is not a clock watcher and i stayed well over my time...I was so looking forward to my Kobe beef and in reality i ended up with Cheese on Toast....
Nothing wrong with cheese on Toast... but it ain,t Kobe Beef....
So would i go again...nope...
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