Author Topic: Sawadee thai massage north hill road swansea  (Read 3631 times)

Offline Dougieh

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Thought I would try this place and see what’s on offer.
Comms fine post code given and number when your in the road. Entered to be greeted by a small Thai lady 30ish (I am no good at age guessing) attractive and polite. Followed upstairs shoes off outside room, bed in room gave the fee £40 for hour. She left and I stripped off onto the bed. I was laying naked when she returned and started Massage after a while a towel was placed over my butt and leg tops, experience I know that they start elbow work on you there so presume non slip or marks is why ( I will enquire) very professional and thorough the oil had a nice aroma. This lady is very good her touches were precise yet a sensual feeling was felt.

Magic words and over I turned the towel then placed over me, my cock on show and I saw her looking, she began at the bottom of my legs up to my thighs under the towel and back to the knees, my cock was lifting up and down she saw and asked if I wanted ‘massage there’ I nodded then in a flash the towel whipped to one side.

She oiled up sensually stroking my cock, in fact teasing as she cupped my balls then slowly brought me to orgasm, was very nice. Cleaned me up quick chat then off I went with a smile on my face.

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Was that £40 for the lot? Sounds good I was thinking of going there

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Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself, waving you white flag  :D

The following on their site would put me off even going 

"Please note :
we are not answer no call ID phone
and this is not sexual massage "   :manhater:

As an experienced Massagee  :thumbsup:, ( whilst I have never been to one  :timeout: ) do you just ignor the "no sex" bit and just waltz straight in with your flies at 1/2 mast  :unknown:

Your Avatar.  Can't work it out, although I have zoomed in.   Is it a stallion or just some old has been mare?

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Offline Dougieh

Was that £40 for the lot? Sounds good I was thinking of going there


Molins sorry I did give her £20 tip whilst dressing, but at no time did she ask for any extra money. 

We all know the massage prices in places for half or the hour with what we expect to pay.
Also the going fee of £20 hr. In other areas over the bridge they want £30-40 for hr. (if bj included then yes)
here in wales I would not pay on principle and I have had experiences in England but paid the 20.

So if someone was to post that they had hr as above and did not tip appropriate they would not get a pat on the back from me. Thinking about what I just typed then probably that type of  person would not get asked 🤫

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Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself, waving you white flag  :D

The following on their site would put me off even going 

"Please note :
we are not answer no call ID phone
and this is not sexual massage "   :manhater:

As an experienced Massagee  :thumbsup:, ( whilst I have never been to one  :timeout: ) do you just ignor the "no sex" bit and just waltz straight in with your flies at 1/2 mast  :unknown:



Your Avatar.  Can't work it out, although I have zoomed in.   Is it a stallion or just some old has been mare?

OM

Mmmm been pondering on answering you OM, here goes.
Thank you, was a good massage professionally executed. The hr was equally carried out with a slow and efficient ending.

The no caller ID is used by nearly everyone on gumtree and AW. Which surely leaves you only visiting a minority of places 🐖🐘🦏 I can only presume. ‘ The non sexual massage notice’. I vaguely remember  read that is used to sway gumtree on the advert, possibly similar to a majority of AW ladies stating ‘ The monies paid is only for their company’ then whatever happens between consenting adults etc.

Being Quite a new experienced massagee (new word for me🤔) I will not give all my secrets away at this time until I have completed this months exploits ( which I know you will be dying to read🤫) but will reveal ‘the no sex bit’ as being a conquest to see what one can actually achieve on the day and other days following. So in answer to ignore yes I do with my flies intact broad smile on my face and casual talk. Tbh I will sometimes read a no go off another punter and still try my luck, having not failed as yet 😰 to have minimum hr, my fingers are crossed.

Aah my avatar, ( well I can see your envious so have one for you ‘🐢’. ) not a stallion as like me getting on in years.  mmm old mare I can live with although being male and still with a stallion part without the vigour would explain.

OM your still my hero whatever anyone says about you 👍

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Thanks Dougieh.  :hi:

The massagee is new to me too, but it seemed like a good noun for a recipient of a pumbling, it sure will bu gger them at Xmas Scrabble.  :bomb:

Your right my remark was in relation to lack of service not the phone number which is the norm

Still not 100% about the usual conduct at these places  :unknown: 

Possibly I should just follow you into one of these establishments  :sarcastic:

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Dougie, you have secrets to reveal and OM is your hero. Intriguing  :D

I imagine you’ll be a fountain of interest in months to come on the Welsh board. Heaven only knows what that will look like if you start doing full service escort meetings  :scare:

I’m looking forward to more  :thumbsup:

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Thanks Dougieh.  :hi:

The massagee is new to me too, but it seemed like a good noun for a recipient of a pumbling, it sure will bu gger them at Xmas Scrabble.  :bomb:

Your right my remark was in relation to lack of service not the phone number which is the norm

Still not 100% about the usual conduct at these places  :unknown: 

Possibly I should just follow you into one of these establishments  :sarcastic:

OM

That’s the response I’d expect from a hero  :lol:

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Dougie, you have secrets to reveal and OM is your hero. Intriguing  :D

I imagine you’ll be a fountain of interest in months to come on the Welsh board. Heaven only knows what that will look like if you start doing full service escort meetings  :scare:

I’m looking forward to more  :thumbsup:

SW, I should explain the ‘secrets’ , meaning how I conduct myself in receiving the services I am after and of course will share with everyone once I complete this months activities which OM and I discussed on an earlier thread. Also OM’s cryptic message to me all to be revealed in time🤫 and being my hero is because he scrutinises my work as a kind of mentor 👍 👎.

Starting to dabble in the full service meetings so June being my target with a few in mind and would welcome any suggestions you could offer. Intentions are to try most things at least once with the exception of guy on guy so no offence to anyone I just have no interest. Probably will try a Thai ladyboy to wind OM up mind 😂😂

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Probably will try a Thai ladyboy to wind OM up mind 😂😂

Top idea, Dougieh  :thumbsup:  :thumbsup:

Can I come too ?   :wacko:

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That’s the response I’d expect from a hero  :lol:

I’m intregued my these unrestrained creations of your highly active imagination

Do you visualise a hero in the model of “ The name’s Bond” etc etc.  Do you see me in a white tux whilst playing with my dice. 

Or, alternatively, do you see me waddling down Queen Street wearing my underpants on the outside

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I’m intregued my these unrestrained creations of your highly active imagination

Do you visualise a hero in the model of “ The name’s Bond” etc etc.  Do you see me in a white tux whilst playing with my dice. 

Or, alternatively, do you see me waddling down Queen Street wearing my underpants on the outside

OM
No Johnny English option???
 :P

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It’s Dougie’s call

That's what mildly concerns me 

For all I know he might have pictures of Ann Haggarty all over his bedroom wall

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Offline Dougieh

Top idea, Dougieh  :thumbsup:  :thumbsup:

Can I come too ?   :wacko:

OM

Of course you can ‘cum’ too OM that is whilst reading the review I write 😰 as I do not have MMF threesomes in mind for the future.

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It’s Dougie’s call

Well The Jonny English type mmm OM, no I would be thinking to much of the one eye teddy, bond well first thing to mind would be ‘ Brooke’ 🐒 😂. Anne haggerty not a fetish in my world. So that would leave either Rambo or the die hard hero your thinking. Be more like the pretty woman script with OM saving all those lovely Sp’ ladies out there 😇

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.................So that would leave either Rambo or the die hard hero your thinking. Be more like the pretty woman script with OM saving all those lovely Sp’ ladies out there 😇

Well,   I'm too tall for Rambo - but then again so are most people, :D and I don't remember him doing much shagging  :thumbsdown:

I am not one of the grubby vest lot  :vomit:, so that's John McClane gone

Certain irony in Edward Lewis, and I do like Miss Vivian  :wacko: (although she would not do it for CherryLicker, who likes them gross)


All in all I will take your remarks in the spirtit I would like to think they were intended  :thumbsup:

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Hi all newbie here, is this place on a main road or is it discretley hiden away

Offline Dougieh

Hi all newbie here, is this place on a main road or is it discretley hiden away

Best I answer before the guys, as you joined 7/8 months ago and understanding being a newbie myself, contributing will help in receiving questions. 👍

The above is in a street that is in my opinion out of the way close to the town. Hope that helps and look forward to your review.

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Hi all newbie here, is this place on a main road or is it discretley hiden away
A new and previously unknown use of the term 'newbie'
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A new and previously unknown use of the term 'newbie'
#October???


 :D :D

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