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3 review(s) for Porn Jessy! (1 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline ReginaldPerrin

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Comms: Phone and Text. Called and immediate reply. Arranged for a 30 minute session within 2 hours notice. £60 for 30 min. Gave road in Southsea but a long road. Bit of a pain being guided in and parking. You guessed it I ended up at the wrong end. Reluctant to give number and talked in on the phone.

Location: Apartment in a famous street in Southsea. Lots of pubs and shops. Door on street and taken to first floor. Pulled curtains and dimmed lights.

Service: Advertises OWO so asked for OWO and told that’s an extra £10. I know, but when blatantly advertised you expect it’s included. So declined but this dimmed the mood. The OW was weird, tried the flicking tongue thing but the rubber and my sensations so dimmed could not really feel anything. 

The Girl: Tiny thing with a nice body but quirky face. I don’t mind quirky if the service is good. Natural lovely small size tits. The pictures in her profile are accurate but you will notice she is not smiling I think the teeth were not great but hard to tell in the dark. Nice soft skin, English Ok. Profile says 23 yo and I would say that was accurate.

The meet:
She greeted me with mesh dress showed her nice body off.
From the start I got the impression of a complete vacant feel. Hardly spoke. Didn’t initiate anything but was up for following requests. No kissing above the neck.

After the not great OW I just opted for shagging. CG then mish then me kneeling by the side of the bed. This  gave a good deep penetration and my bell end was banging against her cervix which was a nice sensation. Asked if too deep an she didn’t seem bothered. So carried on for quite a while then shot my load. A bit of phone checking pre and post punt. A bit of a clean up.

Summary: A slightly disappointing punt really. I won’t be back. The last review for Jessy was neutral and I would give it a neutral as well. Shame, if she upped her game a little it could be better.
No sign of the intelligent wicked seductive filthy playful sensual teasing etc. Maybe that’s extra as well?

Offline Bunbury

Thanx for the review.
She's Romanian. Only good for a pump and dump.

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Summary: A slightly disappointing punt really. I won’t be back. The last review for Jessy was neutral and I would give it a neutral as well. Shame, if she upped her game a little it could be better.
No sign of the intelligent wicked seductive filthy playful sensual teasing etc. Maybe that’s extra as well?

Oh Reggie - You're a bit of a hard learner when it comes to most of these Rommy WG's aren't you ?  ;)

Yep, I've had some great times with a few, but by & large this is the sort of service they provide - Minimal  :sarcastic:

I'm not advising you to book longer - fuck that! - I gotta say though, I saw her profile, thought "Great body" but that just normally means they try less, knowing the fact that just because your allowed to insert your penis into them should be enough.

Cheers for the review - I'm not taking the piss & really appreciate all these bullets your taking for the rest of us  :rolleyes:

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Actually that does sound like I'm taking the piss so - Cheers for the review.

Looking forward to hearing about your next Romanian disappointment  :hi:

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Actually that does sound like I'm taking the piss so - Cheers for the review.

Looking forward to hearing about your next Romanian disappointment  :hi:


Now that is taking the piss  :D

Offline ReginaldPerrin

Glad you appreciate the reviews. I have my own agenda. For me the fun is the excitement of a new punt. I am a pensioner and can’t take the money with me. I like SPs with less feedback for some reason.
I guess I worry my performance won’t be a good as you studs with 2 rounds. Also I have had enough of older women as had that with the late Mrs P. Time to relive my youth. Each to their own.
And you never know you might hit lucky and find a gem.

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Glad you appreciate the reviews. I have my own agenda. For me the fun is the excitement of a new punt. I am a pensioner and can’t take the money with me. I like SPs with less feedback for some reason.
I guess I worry my performance won’t be a good as you studs with 2 rounds. Also I have had enough of older women as had that with the late Mrs P. Time to relive my youth. Each to their own.
And you never know you might hit lucky and find a gem.

I acknowledge everything you wrote here Reggie, it's all good & I respect you as an older punter.

I'm sure you appreciate it's just banter - Looking forward to your next review - Postive, neutral or negative  :hi: