Hey guys, so after seeing a couple of reviews floating about, about this service provider; I thought I'd check her out.
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyPriceI paid £50 for 30mins
CommsPretty good. Rang the number, got through, confirmed the details, arranged a booking. The booking was for 12:30pm.
LocationFlats opposite the Audi showroom just of the A406 in Chingford
The GirlTired looking mature Romanian lady. Got a bit of a belly, saggy boobs; looks like her profile pics but slightly older. As for her attitude, she is pretty friendly; can't knock her for it.
On ArrivalSo as I was nearing the location I'd been given, Monica text me to say she's going to be between 15 and 20 minutes late. Was a little annoyed but not the end of the world. I decided to kill the time by going for a walk. In the end I didn't get seen till 1pm (booking was for 12:30pm).
Near 1pm, I got a text to say she was ready. She gave me the flat number, I went on up, was directed to the room and on we start with the booking.
The BookingI handed over the cash to Monica and she told me to get naked and wait on the bed. I did this while she disappeared to put a way the cash; waited a few moments before she eventually came back.
She began to strip (I use this term lightly, as all she did was unclip and roll up the bottom of her leotard thing and take of her bra) and once she had, she came over to the bed. She told me to relax and sit back, while she got a wet wipe to wipe off my cock. I asked her if she likes kissing, she said yes and gives me a peck on the lips (that's it). She got on top of me and began to take the lead, kissing my body starting from my neck and working her way down towards my cock (the kisses were very light and I hardly felt them. Nothing great but I commend her effort).
Once she reached my cock (I was hard), she started to lick my shaft up and down before putting the head in her mouth for some OWO. The oral was nothing to brag about, but I did enjoy what she was doing with her tongue and how she was playing with my balls; so not bad. She carried on for a couple more minutes before she suggested we have sex. I said ok and she asked what position would I like; would I like to fuck her in the pussy or in the arse. I said in the arse and she said ok, we'll do it in doggy up her arse, she likes it up her arse. I thought to myself, great, it's what I came here for.
She put a condom on my cock, lubed up and got on all fours. From here is where it went down hill.
I slid in and began to pound. Monica was just there like a zombie, lifeless and unenthusiastic. It was as if she was just like a slab of meat, getting fucked in the arse and just waiting for things to be over. So I'm silently fucking away and after a couple of minutes she tells me, she wants me to spunk up her arse (in the condom of course) and am I ready to come. I roll my eyes, recognising the standard tactics (of some service providers) to get you off, as quickly as possible and get you out the door. I continue pounding and she kept saying "she is ready to cum, cum with her, lets cum together". This wasn't helping as all it was doing was taking me further and further away from the point of orgasm; there was a hell of a lot more time left on the booking anyhow. I thought to myself, "I hope this isn't going to have to be another hand job finish"
My cock is now beginning to fade (it always does when some one is trying to rush me along instead of allowing things to flow organically), so I pull. She asks me if I'm good, to which I just said yeah (I lied). She suggested that we try another position, I said ok and she rolled onto her back, into missionary. I slid into her arse again and fucked her in this position. Still she was unenthusiastic and would not look me in the eye and still she kept saying the same thing I'm ready to cum, cum with her, lets cum together; trying to fake it. Eventually I was able to cum. I just shut her out of my mind and allowed myself to feel the intimacy (for me I find missionary position to be a more intimate position and I'm better able to cum like this).
I pull out and she asks me if I'm good, to which I just said yeah. She hands me over some wet wipes to clean up. I looked over at her clock and it wasn't even 1:20pm, bear in mind I got in at 1pm. She starts to get dressed, so I just sat there on the bed just to waste time. She sat back on the bed and looked at me as if to say, well... I just looked back at her and revelled in the awkwardness. She couldn't kick me out as there was over 10 minutes left and she knew; so she decided to strike up some small talk. We chatted for a bit before I eventually decided to leave.
I washed my hands, got dressed and went out the door.
OverallMonica was a disappointment. Her being unenthusiastic is one thing, but the icing on the cake for me was her trying to get me to cum as fast as possible. I paid for my time and I expect to get it. If all I wanted was I quick pump and dump, I would have made a booking for 15mins. I'm not regretful for going to seeing her, as I did my research on here before hand. For all the hype about her services, for me she was a let down; her only consolation being, she is a friendly person. Would I go back,
HELL NO.
