External Link/Members OnlyWas looking for a proper massage with a few extras as I'm really not into punting in England at the moment. Saw a recent review on here and thought I'd take a punt.
TLDR: Not a bad set up with good massage, but approach and attitude to extras were weird and full service was not great at all. Would return for the massage but nothing else.
Price(s): £30 for 30 mins massage, £45 for 60 minutes massage. Extras were quoted as £40 for HE, £80 (haggled down to £60) for B2B, and eventually got full service for extra £40 (totalling £100 for extras). Tip moving forward if anyone does go, come back to her with half the price quoted and stick to your guns as I think that's both what she'll take and also a fair price/value for the service I got.
Logistics: Tried texting the number from the website (as it says to) but got no response so clearly they don't monitor. Called the landline mid-afternoon to make an appointment and the maid just basically said to come down in limited (but not bad) English. I suggest just going in as making an appointment doesn't seem to work.
Location: Row of shops in Chatham high street between Rochester and Chatham. No issues there.
Looks: Mimi's quite pretty and her bolt-ons are very well done, but nothing special. For an asian MILF she's good looking.
Attitude & Service: The massage side of things was flawless, no issues with attitude price or technique. Not the most amazing massage I've ever had but definitely not the worst by far.
In trying to bring the conversation around to extras it was the most awkward I've ever seen. She kept playfully touching my cock so I knew it was possible and on the cards, but when I brought it up I got the third-degree. I legitimately felt like she thought I was an under cover copper and was asking lots of questions about if I'd done before, and where, and names, and places....
I felt like her extras prices are deliberately set high and I should have haggled harder - pretty sure she would have agreed at 50% of the prices quoted.
The B2B and tug were not great, I was actually losing my stiffy, and she deliberately avoided all face/eye contact by looking away the whole time. Despite lots of protestations at 'not doing this normally' her handjob technique was a Romanian like jackhammer style that is clearly designed to speed things along as quickly as possible. I had haggled B2B finishing with HE but really wasn't enjoying any aspect so pushed it for FS to see if I could just enjoy myself and leave. Even this was spoilt by her insisting upon going on top and her vice-like grip internally was INCREDIBLE. She definitely does kegels - A big muscled steroided guy couldnt have squeezed it harder if they were on crack! This may sound good but it really wasn't working for me so I just finished myself off and left.
Conclusion: I left feeling very satisfied with the massage, but disappointed with the extras and a bad taste in my mouth that I hadn't haggled enough and massively over paid for the poor service.
Massage was not the best but pretty good 7/8 out of 10 - would return at that price for sure.Extras were over priced and service was not great at all - 2/3 out of 10 - would not return.
