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This profile pops up yesterday in the AW Cambridge list, and seeing as how I love the whole plastic-fantastic pornstar thing, I dropped her a text. The profile was all about camera work, but she had an hourly meeting rate and her escort light was green, so worth a shot.
Surprisingly she responded promptly, saying yes she is in Cambridge, yes she meets, and yes she will do an early morning.
So I put a booking through AW, for 5.30am , for a sneaky PSE before a long day at work today.
She sends me a message saying she doesn’t do escort bookings through AW as she doesn’t want evidence of her in-person whoring, she only arranges via phone.
Fair enough, and I re-confirm she is fine for a 5.30am tumble. ‘5.30am will be fine’. She gives me her street and postcode.
Great. Off to the cash point I go.
This morning the alarm clock goes off at 4am, shit shower shave, and send her a text confirming I am on my way, and will call her for house number on arrival.
Get to street at 5.20am, and call. No answer.
5.28am send a text, with my name and reminding her of our arranged meeting.
5.31am no replies received , so call again. This time the call is killed off, and I get a text saying ‘sorry, can’t talk now’
I replied ‘If you can’t/don’t want to meet, please just be straight and tell me’
I am sat in my car writing this at 6.05am, with no reply received.
I can’t say I am surprised, as it was always a long shot/TOFTT , but why agree to meet if you know you have no intentions of doing so!?
I have no idea why fucking with my life and time would be preferable to just saying ‘sorry, too early’ , or ‘I only work on camera’
Anyway, I hope this saves others from this nonsense.
Damn shame.