The irony... I've no reviews to post not met any and not sure what WG to go for hence why I asked the question in the first place.
1. It's ironic that your ironic statement isn't ironic.
2. Get all pissy and defensive and you'll be told to fuck off.
3. Maybe try introducing your lack of punting into conversation. It means we will understand why a guy who has been here a while has yet to contribute.
4. You want to go as filthy as possible for your first visit to a prostitute? Fair fucks man, go see Magalie. If she's too vanilla for you look up Kirie, she regularly tours around Glasgow.
