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Booked 90min FBM £70.
Added Hj during booking £10
Paid in total £80.
5years ago this, summer had work placement in Scotland and spent many a, happy weekend visiting Glasgow and enjoying the attentions of Patcha and her buddy Lena who worked alternate fortnight's.
years of your Glasgow fare has certainly changed Patcha from a nimble size 10 to a probable +12. However good trade off being her skills as a massuse have improved vastly, in the process seems to have abandoned any pretence at being a sensual service.
Tbh I figured that out 4/5 years ago, the 1 and only time I paid for B2b, it was laughable, akin to a fish out of water just feebly flapping about. Thereafter only booked lena for that service.
Comms, not good on the phone.. We got as far as her saying "I will tekt to you", and thereafter no problem with arranging through text.
Location Shawlands, 5min walk from the cash machine at co-operative Kilmarnock Rd or Granary public house.
Parking free and abundant, though certain times could be awkward I guess.
Flat, door entry, open aspect at door if your wary of being spotted where your not ought to be, but swift entry and no traipsing past lots of neighbours doors. Massage room excellent, proper table and not shoehorned in beside a bed, just a dedicated room with table and good vibes all around, and Hot, like when you step out the airport abroad.
Patcha, usual MO, hiding behind door and peeking out, wearing leggings and Thai patterned shirt, a little gem, friendly chatty and a good laugh. About 5'1" size +12.
Paid Cash, stripped off and she draped towels over legs and backside.
No point detailing how a Thai Massage proceeds, but it was 50/50 with 2nd half changing to hot oil. Both excellent.
She is super strong and I had to ask her to tone it down, after I said" hard massage please" and lasted 5 mins before wimping out and raising my hand in surrender like Conor mcgregor.
No touching, my hands did wander but were put back on table and told to keep good posture for massage and Concentrate on breathing.
Unfortunately In the last 10min I gestured towards mini mac, who had been ignored despite being at attention for some time after I was turned over for front hot oil session.
She agreed hj for £10. Shouldnt have bothered. I read a previous review describing the act as mechanical, I would agree and say almost clinical, but without any role-playing.
Shower spotless clean and fresh towels, though if your tall or fat could be a struggle for space.
If I had booked this as a sensual experience and agreed the appropriate price it would be edging (definitely none of that in her repertoire) close to neg. But she doesn't suggest it or try to upsell at any point, and for only £10 it's not really a surprise at the uninspiring finish.
Massage was 🥇, gold standard though so positive.
