Author Topic: Chrissie Gordon/The Curvy Redhead  (Read 3293 times)


6 review(s) for TheCurvyRedhead (1 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline TPNTR

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Saw her earlier this year, just before she massively hiked up her prices.
It was £200/hour (winter sale), now its ~£400/1.5hour for repeat customers, £550 otherwise.

Looks

Facially, shes a 6/7. Not very pretty but serviceable. Body however is great. Nice round ass (larger than her photos suggest) and big tits with chunky nipples.
Her hair isn't the deep, bright red she was advertising but a really clumpy, dirty brown colour.
Dressed in tight dress but with that stupid lingerie with all the unnecessary straps.

Hygeine

Mouth was nice and clean, she applied something sweet to it but I'm not sure what it was. Her pussy, like someone else mentioned, definitely stank. Not unbearable, but more like a really bad fart. She keeps leggings on, unless you remove them, as her lower legs are quite stubbly. Bush was nice though.

Comms

Overall, ok. Mostly via AW emails, Responded really slowly on some occasions and quickly on others. Had to send a few chaser emails.
She was supposed to text to confirm but never did. I had to message her, and even then she took a while to respond, though when I got to the hotel she was quick with the directions to get to her room.

Service
Very impersonal. She made a single remark about the weather, I tried to keep up the small talk but she really didn't bother saying much after. Tried to make small talk again at the end but she really couldn't be arsed to keep it going.
Started off with FK, not DFK, and it didn't change much throughout. Slowly undressed and played with her tits and RO. Gave very good BJ and CIM. Second round tried doggy and missionary but I don't think she was really into it. Didn't try Anal. She didn't put in much effort throughout here either - had to put in the initiative myself or we would have spent half an hour in FK instead.

Arrived at the hotel, showered twice (before/after) and banged. Turns out I had left in less than an hour, so beware that she might skim time off. Super lazy and we really didn't click.

Offline The Film Director

Thanks for the review, OP.

She doesn't quite live up to the ridiculously up herself patter on her AW page then.  :lol:

thickandlongguy

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Saw her earlier this year, just before she massively hiked up her prices.
It was £200/hour (winter sale), now its ~£400/1.5hour for repeat customers, £550 otherwise.

Looks

Facially, shes a 6/7. Not very pretty but serviceable. Body however is great. Nice round ass (larger than her photos suggest) and big tits with chunky nipples.
Her hair isn't the deep, bright red she was advertising but a really clumpy, dirty brown colour.
Dressed in tight dress but with that stupid lingerie with all the unnecessary straps.

Hygeine

Mouth was nice and clean, she applied something sweet to it but I'm not sure what it was. Her pussy, like someone else mentioned, definitely stank. Not unbearable, but more like a really bad fart. She keeps leggings on, unless you remove them, as her lower legs are quite stubbly. Bush was nice though.

Comms

Overall, ok. Mostly via AW emails, Responded really slowly on some occasions and quickly on others. Had to send a few chaser emails.
She was supposed to text to confirm but never did. I had to message her, and even then she took a while to respond, though when I got to the hotel she was quick with the directions to get to her room.

Service
Very impersonal. She made a single remark about the weather, I tried to keep up the small talk but she really didn't bother saying much after. Tried to make small talk again at the end but she really couldn't be arsed to keep it going.
Started off with FK, not DFK, and it didn't change much throughout. Slowly undressed and played with her tits and RO. Gave very good BJ and CIM. Second round tried doggy and missionary but I don't think she was really into it. Didn't try Anal. She didn't put in much effort throughout here either - had to put in the initiative myself or we would have spent half an hour in FK instead.

Arrived at the hotel, showered twice (before/after) and banged. Turns out I had left in less than an hour, so beware that she might skim time off. Super lazy and we really didn't click.
I am amazed, why at such ridiculous price all we can do is write a review which i am not sure will really make a difference to the SP. This is cheating and i know the feeling of not getting VFM, i can only sympthize and wish she learns from the review

DylanPerry

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really clumpy, dirty brown colour... Her pussy, like someone else mentioned, definitely stank. Not unbearable, but more like a really bad fart...her lower legs are quite stubbly

Very poor form for her price and marketing approach.
Money doesn't buy class, as they say.

No need for me to comment on the lacklusture service...

Offline Hobbit

 Bad hygiene has no excuse!  How can she charge such a high rate and provide a crap service. Absolutely disgusting.

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Yup. Some things haven't changed with this one. In fact probably getting worse. She's clearly living off past glories (if she had any) and devoted (aka deluded) regulars.

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She is clearly deluded.
Terrible feedback and now trying to charge £400/hr at Hamiltons!
No chance love.

Offline mrmamgo

Reading that review gave me shivvering flashbacks of her smelly flange  :vomit:

Offline luv2kiss54

Reading that review gave me shivvering flashbacks of her smelly flange  :vomit:

Its incredible she has 134 positive reviews on AW and people keep paying her ridiculous prices. She has obviously made a very good living out of this and no reason for her to drop her prices all the time punters keep giving her their hard earned !

Offline winkywanky

She's full of shit, at the beginning of the Tatler-esque drivel masquerading as her AW profile she's the green-eyed Colleen, but by the end of it (if you've managed not to fall asleep reading it) they've miraculously turned 'dazzling blue'. Mother, Mary and Joseph, it must be a miracle now! I think she must have kissed de Blarney Stone.

And talking of full of shit, it sounds like she has a Holy relic in her knickers judging by the smell.