External Link/Members OnlyStill trying to rationalise why I went to see this SP given her recent reviews and comments (
) – HL girls away for Easter? Pictures still looked hot? Maybe I could hit the jackpot with her? Lesson learnt, treat UKP as the punting bible!
Comms and Location – actually, the best bit of the punt. Txt comms fine until I arrived outside. Should have been suspicious when she didn’t respond until 5mins(ish) after due start time. Buzzed in up (infamous) stairs – past guy on laptop, and another guy on leaving (not good for anyone paranoid about discretion
). Flat ‘old mansion block’ – seen better days.
The Girl – well, there goes the theory about looks! Facially average, body good but pics still seriously photoshopped or well out of date, nice big bolt-ons (if you could get near them!) Essex girl – quite good English
The Meet – '1 hour', £200 (
). Services – FK, OWO, RO, CIM, swallow(?), sex (a struggle). Fee requested and handed over. Massive downer first up, 1 cum only policy in an hour (after I’d handed over the readies, of course), when questioned is this on your AW page?, ‘it’s there somewhere’, liar, of course. Bad mood thereafter and lacklustre service. No real DFK, no serious fondling of boobs, RO ‘lick but don’t suck’
, no fingering, OWO OK and CIM’d – she may have swallowed some, but ran fast to the bathroom. Sex, struggling to keep it up if I’m honest. She doesn’t like honest feedback (
), when I mentioned the possibility of a partial refund – she said she doesn’t do that (and not much else either!) and I CBA to argue. Left early.
Summary – probably got 25 mins @£200 works out at £480/hr
. Struggling to recall a worse punt for me in the past decade.
