Author Topic: TS Natalie  (Read 7584 times)

Offline Mr Doodle

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OK.. I am going to admit it.. I saw a TS.. I have seen TS reviews on here (Apols - more a lurker than a poster - but it is because I only occasionally punt) and I have to say, some of them look very tasty indeed..

I was going to wait for some anonymity, but, I guess I was a little out of the ordinary as far as TS WG punters go, so figured what they hey -  I am writing a positive review anyway.

So, it was a bucketlist punt.. no doubt.. In fact, I had seen this WG a couple of years ago in Earls Court - I was so drunk - I can't even remember how I found out about her.. And I recall the punt then vividly.. so drunk, I almost got undressed and then, well, thanked her for putting up with an embicile, got dressed and staggered (maybe breaking an ornament on the way) out.

So today, I am as horny as they come.. tough day at work and I need to blow a little steam. The new band of TS reviewers have perked my interest to get the bucket list looked at one more time.. Natalie is no longer in Earls Court, but as it happens, I am no longer working in Hammersmith, but closer to where she is now. F! It! I am going for it.

Coms: I call (after finding a suitably discrete location).. She speaks very good English, although her manner is a little stand-offish. I put it down to my voice being a little hoarse today and she is not sure if I am just a time waster. I am giving her the benefit of the doubt. Once  I met her, she was very communicative and while there was a hint of straining to be feminine, was very passable and, to be honest, alluring.

Location
I get to the nearest tube and call her. Of course, my mobile provider has decided that the area she works from (lives in, I guess) is beneath them, but eventually I am knocking at her front door in an estate that, despite the area, is very clean and well kept. She leads me straight to the bedroom, where the lights are dimmer than Baldrick. My eyes have to strain to adjust to see where things are. But, it is very clean and spacious; the bed is comfy and doesn't squeak (bonus). Really, except that I have come from work and stick out like a sore thumb, the areas is fine... the accommodation is fine and the mood lighting is, well, fine.. No complaints.. Say 6.5/10.

The WG
By now you are thinking. "Poop.. This DH is referring he as her and therefore, the poster is clearly off his rocker". Yes, she has the frank and beans, but, I guess, like most full time TS's, she is really a woman - in a man's body. She exudes feiminsim in may ways that moderm women would like to (without having to resort to artifical twerking). She is by far more attractive than her photos on BP. She is tall (well, to me, Marco Veratti is tall) and with heels, she towers above me. She has an hourglass figure with pert (fake, I guess, as mine sag) breasts and a curvy posterior. Her tummy is flat and it is evident she works out - though she is not masculine (except for a certain appendage, and I would say her forearms, although very passable, would represent a larger woman). She has an hourglass figure. and wore a tight little number that hugged a body many women would possibly commit a felony for. In the initial stages of the punt, she keeps her appendage well out of sight, which given the size of it, is an achievement in its own right. An incredibly sexy body, if you'rei nto curvy but not voluptupuos women. I have to admit, my appendage was, at this stage, reasonably responsive, despite knowing what I could have been in for. Score.. Well.. I would rate 8.5 - 9 / 10...

The Punt..
Let me say, Natalie is very perceptive. She cottons on straight away I am a little shy and apprehensive. And she is very good a putting me at ease. She asks me if it is the first time and I admit I saw her a couple of years ago and was very drunk. She says I look familiar, but I think she is being nice.. I can't belive that she would remember an old, drunk who could barely speak when no doubt her normal clientelle would be much more.. interesting.

I am not going to completely kiss and tell.. but..

She asked me what I wanted to do.. I think she is more a girl than a guy when it comes to the bedroom, but, she was slightly surprised when I said I had no idea... I understand it.. who goes to a prossie and says I don't even know what I am doing here (which is how I felt - I have seen a couple of TS porn streams - but when push comes to pork - it's a different kettle of kippers).

However, she improvised well and before I knew it, we were sensually intimate (not sex), kissing (no DFK, but very senesual - I don't blame her I just arrived from work).. We did more foreplay and I have to admit, I admired her body, her attire, her legs were lovely and I could go on. She asked if I wanted penetration either way (not quite in those words), but I have to say, the idea of her shlong (of which I was slightly envious of) impaling me didn't fill me with joy (if you'll excuse the pun) and I don't know if I was ready to stick my heatsink into an oven (I have yet to try anal on a natural born woman).

A bit more (hopefully) mutual enjoyment and I guess we were coming to the end of the punt and she took matters (mine) into her own hands, and despite it being Mrs P and her five daughters (of someone else's hand), it was one of the best climaxes I have had.

You're still reading? Are you nuts? But, Would I go back to Natalie?
Well, it was a bucket list thing and I have to say, it isn't quite me.. But, yes. not only could I, but I intend to. I have no idea how she compares to any other TS.. But she is, in a word, lovely.. and in another word.. feminine. Compated to many punts I have had, I could leave with a full sack of spud-juice and not feel ripped off.

Happy hunting..
« Last Edit: April 30, 2019, 11:21:53 pm by Mr Doodle »

Offline Raven

She asked if I wanted penetration either way (not quite in those words), but I have to say, the idea of her shlong (of which I was slightly envious of) impaling me didn't fill me with joy

 :lol: :D :lol:

Cheers for the review OP  :hi:

How much and how long was the punt?

Offline Xtro

Great review.  :thumbsup:

Made me chuckle in all the right places.  :D 

Offline S.X. MacHine

An excellent, amusing and informative review. Well done.

Offline Mr Doodle

Thanks Chaps...

Punt was an hour @ £150...

Come to think of it, though.. I did the bucket list thing and probably won't go back... And of course my high score of the WG is based on my tastes of the physical stuff I like in girls... So, it may not be everyone's cuppa...

Offline BogBog1

Great review that I think sums up perfectly the lurking-there-in-the-background feeling of "What the fuck am I DOING here?" during TS meets.

I am an occasional dabbler in that world. Everything has to be absolutely right - my mood in advance, my mood on the day, how feminine the TS is (answer: very), the complete lack of any hint of stubble/facial hair.... if even a little chink of doubt creeps into my mind, it's game over because one thought rushes into my brain, which is "I'M SNOGGING A BLOKE!!!!!".

I've had maybe 7 or 8 TS meets over the years. I would say two of them were bang-on perfect, and I loved every moment. A couple were major and instant disappointments due to the dude looking like a lady, to (almost) quote Aerosmith. The others were somewhere in the middle: started off well but then there was that chink of doubt that wouldn't go away. But every now and again, the temptation becomes too great and I go back for more.... :)


 

Offline Voyager

Natalie is nice.  Clean and lives in a very nice flat.  She does have an impressive functional tool.  Personality wise she comes across quite cool.  Perhaps a bit too cool and somewhat chilly.

Offline Raven

Great review that I think sums up perfectly the lurking-there-in-the-background feeling of "What the fuck am I DOING here?" during TS meets.

I am an occasional dabbler in that world. Everything has to be absolutely right - my mood in advance, my mood on the day, how feminine the TS is (answer: very), the complete lack of any hint of stubble/facial hair.... if even a little chink of doubt creeps into my mind, it's game over because one thought rushes into my brain, which is "I'M SNOGGING A BLOKE!!!!!".

I've had maybe 7 or 8 TS meets over the years. I would say two of them were bang-on perfect, and I loved every moment. A couple were major and instant disappointments due to the dude looking like a lady, to (almost) quote Aerosmith. The others were somewhere in the middle: started off well but then there was that chink of doubt that wouldn't go away. But every now and again, the temptation becomes too great and I go back for more.... :)

Which were the two bang on perfect OP ?  :hi:

Offline BogBog1

Which were the two bang on perfect OP ?  :hi:

One was TS Valentina of Asian Selection (I think that was the agency's name) - I believe they got closed down a year or so ago. I'll do some research and see where she is operating from/through now. When I saw her it was a decent flat near Marylebone station.

UPDATE: found her: External Link/Members Only - those pics are a bit flattering but the reality is still very feminine, plus she was really friendly, big hard cock and overall very sexy.

The second one was a really petite TS on Edgware Road between Paddington and Marble Arch. I can't remember her name now and it was a couple of years ago - I tried to see her again but she stopped working at least a year ago. But she would have even made a petite natural girl - for a TS she was really tiny - and super feminine. DFK'd like there was no tomorrow, great BJ, and took it in the arse with considerable enjoyment (I don't 'receive' - at least, I haven't done so far). A real pity she's disappeared.
« Last Edit: May 04, 2019, 04:39:01 pm by zakkmorrison »

Offline Raven

One was TS Valentina of Asian Selection (I think that was the agency's name) - I believe they got closed down a year or so ago. I'll do some research and see where she is operating from/through now. When I saw her it was a decent flat near Marylebone station.

UPDATE: found her: External Link/Members Only - those pics are a bit flattering but the reality is still very feminine, plus she was really friendly, big hard cock and overall very sexy.

The second one was a really petite TS on Edgware Road between Paddington and Marble Arch. I can't remember her name now and it was a couple of years ago - I tried to see her again but she stopped working at least a year ago. But she would have even made a petite natural girl - for a TS she was really tiny - and super feminine. DFK'd like there was no tomorrow, great BJ, and took it in the arse with considerable enjoyment (I don't 'receive' - at least, I haven't done so far). A real pity she's disappeared.

 :drinks: