Author Topic: Shanghai Massage - Newcastle City Centre  (Read 1844 times)

Offline wolf99


External Link/Members Only - 1hr £30 + £30 b2b

This place used to be known as Secrets. Seen as it has a new name I thought I'd give it a try.

The Girl - I can't actually remember her name. She looked Chinese as oppose to Thai and in her late thirties/early forties. Very average woman, not bad looking but had a slightly flabby body with small tits.

The Massage - The massage itself was OK but there was non of the ball/cock caressing you sometimes get when on your front elsewhere. I'm always disappointed when this doesn't happen as I find it really sensual and sometimes more arousing than the HE. After about 30-35 minutes she asked me to turn over and after a bit of work on my feet and thighs asked if I wanted b2b. It was a Saturday afternoon and I was horny so despite not being overly attracted to her I accepted. It cost £30 for the b2b and the HE. To be fair, she put a lot of effort in to the b2b, I could touch what I wanted and she even gave me a tit wank. She then finished me off in the usual way.

So on paper this was a decent massage but I've gave it a negative because the girl simply didn't do anything for me. I wasn't attracted to her and wouldn't look at her twice if I saw her outside. I think at the very least girls who offer sexual services should be someone you'd hump given the chance in normal circumstances. This is the third time I've been to Secrets/Shanghai and on 2 of the 3 occasions I've been disappointed by the quality of the girl/woman. On the plus side HE and other stuff always seems to be on offer so it will worth it for some. My view is they need to get some quality in there and I won't be returning until I hear that they have.

Offline waynekerr600

Wonder if the buy 8 get one free offer applies to the HE  :)

Offline mazbaz72

Very average woman , not her fault you did not find her attractive, maybe she didn't think you where a brad Pitt either

Offline northbuddy

Bad experience few week ago. Service down the hill.

Offline datwabbit

This is the problem with some city parlours. It's why I'm moving to named people.

The girls change at Secrets so reviews are time limited. I think the Chinese herbalist in pilgrim street is fixed staff. Not sure about the others like 99, no. 1 etc