Thai Lisa
External Link/Members Onlyextremely amusing punt.
. All of my punts are massages these days I usually stick to Clair at Skyline, Chloe French Passion or Sophie DDS but the but the first 2 are a bit of a journey from me so I thought I would try something more convenient. flat near abbey wood stratford with massage table in the living room, not exactly luxurious but it's private-ish she's the only one there.
Lisa I would say is early 40;s, round face not super attractive but does have quite a nice firm little body, (fake) tits a good handful an peachy ass for her age. Very friendly, slightly bonkers in that 'can't really speak english but wants to talk to you' kind of way.
40 massage for the hour, £20 for hr £40 for B2B and was was surprised to be offered for full service for 60 which I declined but she kept asking (more on this later).
have a shower, go to lie down on the massage table she said no sit on the side for a second while she does a slightly bizarre striptease making funny poses like the james bond hand gun pose ... not sure if i found this more funny than erotic, probably the former.
Anyway, face down on the table and she does have very good massage skills, gives a better firmer massage than the 3 I mentioned above. I would have been happy with the massage only in usual circumstances. Get's into playing with your cock and balls from above pretty much straight away.
Flips over, massage the legs and chest happy for you to play with her ass and tits, b2b was good tits in your face....... then she said "ok you can have boom boom for £80 just for you, come to my room" again I declined but she asked a few more times, I declined saying I prefer just the massage.
Happy ending was decent. was getting ready to leave having a very broken english coversaion she asked if I wanted to stay for dinner lol, also declined that invitation.
Would I go back not sure to be honest but overall I enjoyed it for various reasons.
