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You will have to forgive for the babbling nature of this review..
I'm going to preface this by saying I try to keep the punting to a minimum at once or twice a month on average and over the last five or so years it has mainly been with Hungarian milfs. The number of SPs that could be described as regulars has whittled down to just Lady Crystal who has been extensively reviewed before so I have never found the need to add anything. So what normally happens is I get the uncontrollable urge and when she is on holiday I search AW for another Hungarian around the same price and then see if there are any reviews here. Depending how much critical thinking ability I have lost, if I see someone who has has mainly positive reviews I would take a chance, however recent experience with this process been negative as with my last review of "classy ashley doll".
Now this meeting took place four months ago, so why am I reviewing "Milf Stella" now? Well it was bad enough that I stopped punting for a couple of months and just before I started writing this review I was going through process described above and she popped up on the search results and memories of a punt I'd rather forget came back making me think "why the fuck am I doing this?". So rather than wasting a couple of hours of my time and cash on what is very likely to be a crappy experience with the next cheapo SP, I'm writing this review instead.
Comms:
Was the usual text time and get back confirmation with post code. I got out of the tube, headed for the main road but for the life of me could n't find the building number as it was mainly shops. So after five minutes I called her for directions, she answered but her voice was so faint that I could not make out what she was saying so I hung up and eventually figured out that the entrance to the flats was at the side of the building. I called her again to get the flat number and again a very faint voice but I managed to get the number and was in after a few minutes.
The SP:
It is her in the photos however but older or just more tired looking, add maybe 5-10 years. Still spoke really quietly so it was not a phone problem earlier, looked okay for the money so I handed over the cash.
The rest:
After money sorted went to kiss, she was actually chewing a small piece of gum which she took out and stuck on her phone (nice). As she went to kiss I realised I had made a terrible mistake as her breath was terrible, like something was rotting in there bad. Unfortunately this has happened before, years ago with a Bulgarian called Pamela888.
With no kissing she then takes her bra off. Now it all looked good before hand, but considering her age it should have been obvious that they would sag pretty badly once the bra was off and indeed they did as gravity took hold.
She then went on to give me a blow job and I remember feeling sorry my dick for due to the bad breath but it was still enough to get me hard enough as I had popped the blue pill half an hour earlier, in hindsight I wish I had not taken the pill as maybe I would n't have got hard enough and what happens next would not have occurred.
So on with the rubber, mish style and just when I thought things could not get worse she takes off her panties.. now pussy type is subjective thing and she had round loose lips but what put me off was that it was a big red circle. She must have been taken a pounding earlier and was red raw. In fact writing this makes me think wtf was I thinking? Anyhow, on with the condom and after 20 minutes of her lying there and no cumming she indicates she wants me to fuck her doggy, which in all fairness was a good view and her ass felt good enough for me to cum after a few minutes although I probably just wanted to get it over with.
As soon as I cum she is off to her phone to reply to some text messages, I get the impression the punt has ended which is fine by me because I certainly was not interested in anything else. I was there for no more than 30 minutes plus 10 minutes wasted trying to find the place. Was not offered a shower and wanted to leave as quickly as possible anyway so wet wiped myself down and gave myself a good scrubbing as soon as I got home.
So all in all, a punt so bad it made me consider chemical castration.
