Loose end so decided to try out Hua Hin Thai massage in Huddersfield
External Link/Members OnlyPhoned and was told come on over, was already in the area so.... didn’t take long.
If you’re not familiar with the place, it might confuse you. The entrance is around the back of a former pub up some metal steps behind the pee smelling bins. Lovely spot really. Then you go up 3 flights of stairs inside, past tightly shut doors with no names on them to suggest what they may be, on a staircase which smells of cigs. Things though do improve when you arrive at the top.
Or do they?
Ok I’ve been here a few times with the various owners who have ran this establishment. These though are new owners.
Stepped inside and bloody hell. Ok this isn’t meant to be an attack, everyone to their own but if you expect to meet youngish cute girls in short skirts....keep walking. Met two “big mommas” who were definitely in their 50s.
Oh well, wanted the experience so I stayed and asked for half an hour at £25. Unfortunately for me, the lesser attractive one June I think she said her name was showed me to the room.
Oh well, stripped off and lay down. On with the massage.
To describe June. Heavy in the face, a lot of make up, bit of weight around her top but shapely thin legs. Fraid chipped toenails and tights finished it for me.
I’m going to be blunt... I bet many men walk as soon as they see them.
It wasn’t all bad though. The massage was frankly mediocre and ZERO swipes (didn’t care by this point, won’t get a rise from this lady).
What was very interesting was she started to tell me about the business. Apparently it’s not related to the Hua Hin in Halifax, but is to the one in Shipley. I thought they were related but it seems they’ve had a bust up and they’ve been fighting. Both have kept the name and refuse to give up the same phone number (how the hell does that work then).
I’m very sorry to say I had my ladyboy radar going off. I don’t think she is but it’s a close thing. She did ask if I wanted a he eventually for £20. I turned her down “this time” as I was tired.... and no way would I upset anyone by saying but she just didn’t do it for me.
She did try, finishes the massage with those slaps they do sometimes. At one point she took hold of my todger and asked if I was sure, but no it just wasn’t happening. As I said though it’s everyone to their own, some guys will like being wanked by a big Thai granny, i know some prefer someone of this sort and if this is you then get in there.
Just giving a neutral as it wasn’t good for me but it wasn’t bad and you can be sure there’s guys who this would be right up their street
