Author Topic: BubbyBeth27 - Fife  (Read 2178 times)


35 review(s) for BubblyBeth27 (30 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Poopster]

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Take two!

So a review I wrote a few days ago caused something of a stir.  Swords got crossed, some men were lost, it got a bit messy… anyway, you know.  Following that review, Beth and I exchanged some emails and came to a grown-up conclusion; the only way to sort it out is to get naked and get inside each other.

As the previous review was not on the service Beth provides, I feel comfortable with writing a review on this meeting.  For full disclosure, I was offered a discount on the meeting due to the previous difficulties, and a price of £100 for an hour was agreed.  This review is not a positive as a result of the discount, she did not buy the positive, the review is a positive because of the service she provided me.  There is no need to dwell on the previous review, Beth offered a fresh start, I accepted and from this point onwards the review is solely about the meet. 

Comms:  Good, no issues whatsoever.  Emails and texts are responded to promptly.  The postcode was given a couple of days prior to the meet and 5 minutes beforehand Beth called me to direct me to the flat as it’s slightly oddly-located.

The place: This meet took place in Markinch, I think Beth is branching out a bit with incall locations.  I’m not really familiar with this end of Glenrothes, or indeed, any end of Glenrothes, but it felt a safe area, I had no worries whatsoever.  Yeah, the flat is in a slightly odd place, but Beth will direct you there. The flat itself is fine and up to scratch, both the bedroom and the bathroom were perfectly clean and tidy.

Beth then: So, when the door opened, I can’t deny I was a little intimidated.  At 5’11”, she is already an inch taller than me, and in her heels she towered above me.  Facially, I think I was expecting some OTT dollybird… with the tan, the long legs and the long blonde hair, I think I expected painted-on eyebrows, blow-up lips and ridiculous contouring makeup!  The way BaronVonProdger described her facially was “a poor man’s Cameron Diaz” which feels pretty accurate to me in the sense that if you live in Fife and can’t afford to punt Cameron D then Beth will do just fine!  So facially much more “girl next door” than I expected, but that girl next door that you’d kill to have a go at.  Think There’s Something About Mary.  Wearing no, or at least minimal, makeup, she has a really pretty freckly face that is a refreshing break from the aforementioned dollybirds.  The body, well, I don’t know what size she is, this has been the subject of much debate.  All I know is that she is not carrying any extra weight.  She might be a size 10, she might be a 16, I don’t fucking know, but whatever size she is, she wears it well due to her height; she is proportional.  Breasts, not massive but a decent handful, felt pretty good to me.  I wouldn’t recommend a boob-job, I always prefer natural and there’s little wrong with what she has.

The meet: I was ordered to get undressed (I’d asked Beth to be in charge of me, make me her bitch) and on my knees.  Beth presented me with her perfectly neat and tidy little pussy for a lick, then turned around and knelt on the bed, sticking her ass out for oral from behind, with some fingering and a finger in her bum.  Pussy was clean and tasty, not quite the waterfall I got from Zara, but nicely wet. 
OWO was fantastic, she says she loves cock worship and does she fucking ever.  Cock and balls were given plenty of attention, lots of spit to lube it all up, lots of gagging and right to the back of her throat.  We went into 69 for another taste of that pussy, back to her sucking my cock while maintaining great eye contact.  I fingered her a bit more, she grabbed my hand and sucked her juices off my fingers.  When I came, I don’t know where the fuck it all came from because I’d had a wank just yesterday(!) but I came more than I have done in ages.  All over me, her face and hand and up her arm, to say it felt good was an understatement, I was in spasms after it.  The girl knows what she is doing.

Chatted for a while, then round two, Beth got me nice and hard again with some more OWO.  She reminded me once again though that she was in charge and ordered me to get on all fours on the bed.  With a leather paddle she has left my arse bright red and several hours later still hot to the touch.  Beth says she isn’t naturally dominant, and I think that’s the case, but with her stature it’s hard not to want her to push those limits.  There is something about a strong woman that makes me want her to really take control and Beth fitted that bill for me.  Some more OWO while she was beating me then I was taken through to the bathroom for a new experience to me, watersports.  I had told Beth I’d always had the fantasy but always sort of chickened out but there was no chickening out this time.  She had me lie down on a towel in the bath, started pissing over my cock, up my body then directed it towards my face and mouth.  First experience of WS was pretty fucking good, I’ll be tasting Beth’s piss again in the near future.

Had a shower, got dressed, had a good chat about all sorts of stuff.  Booking was an hour, I was there a good bit longer, Beth doesn’t watch a clock.  She says she enjoys escorting, and I absolutely believed it.

TLDR:  Pretty, genuinely nice, personable and intelligent girl, appears to love what she does, Poopster recommends.  Maybe this reads a little fluffy in a couple of places, but I rate her, what can I say?  She has attracted more than her fair share of fluffies and white knights, but that doesn’t happen by being shite, the girl is good, and not even "good for Fife."  One thing missing from the meeting, I got too tied up in her fantastic oral and domination and didn't get my cock inside her pussy but this would have been solved with a simple "I want you to fuck me Beth."  Still that's another excuse to go back.

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Take two!

So a review I wrote a few days ago caused something of a stir.  Swords got crossed, some men were lost, it got a bit messy… anyway, you know.  Following that review, Beth and I exchanged some emails and came to a grown-up conclusion; the only way to sort it out is to get naked and get inside each other.

As the previous review was not on the service Beth provides, I feel comfortable with writing a review on this meeting.  For full disclosure, I was offered a discount on the meeting due to the previous difficulties, and a price of £100 for an hour was agreed.  This review is not a positive as a result of the discount, she did not buy the positive, the review is a positive because of the service she provided me.  There is no need to dwell on the previous review, Beth offered a fresh start, I accepted and from this point onwards the review is solely about the meet. 

I'm not going to get involved in a big debate or another shitfest thread...but at the same time I'm not going to ignore the fact you're self-fulfilling prophecy has manifested into this positive review either, others can make their own mind up?

All I will say, is that as far as I'm concerned...This Review is Null and Void. :bomb:

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I'm not going to get involved in a big debate or another shitfest thread...but at the same time I'm not going to ignore the fact you're self-fulfilling prophecy has manifested into this positive review either, others can make their own mind up?

All I will say, is that as far as I'm concerned...This Review is Null and Void. :bomb:

Well, I'm not going to pick a fight over it, I called it as I saw it, as I always have.  I'm not going to start allowing my standards to be dropped or manipulated, the meeting was good.

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Offline DaVINCI

Thanks for the review  :thumbsup:, I have her on my hotlist and I am contemplating seeing her in the foreseeable future although l am a wee bit concerned you couldn't share why she let you down twice  :unknown: l have absolutely no time time for SP letting punters down at the last minute as this has happened to me and they they need to be called out for this  :mad: without valid explanation. Once, I can accept, twice, not for me  :thumbsdown:

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Thanks for the review  :thumbsup:, I have her on my hotlist and I am contemplating seeing her in the foreseeable future although l am a wee bit concerned you couldn't share why she let you down twice  :unknown: l have absolutely no time time for SP letting punters down at the last minute as this has happened to me and they they need to be called out for this  :mad: without valid explanation. Once, I can accept, twice, not for me  :thumbsdown:

It's not that I can't say... it's complicated.  There were reasons given at the time that sounded like the typical prossie bullshit, the stuff we've all heard before but Beth has since been more honest about her reluctance to see specifically me and I accept her side of it.  Call it my online footprint.

Offline S.X. MacHine

Fanny fantasist x

Your comment, unless it was meant ironically, is unsubstantiated. Poopster is a prolific and honest reviewer on here.
Hie review made for interesting and informative reading. Beth sounds sufficiently kinky to be worthy of consideration, though in my world she is the one who would have the reddened arse. You know what they say, 'Your kink is not my kink...'.

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Nice one. glad you got there in the end. Personally, I have no doubt, despite the cynical views of others, that the review would have been practically identical without all the build-up and the discount. It sounds to me like Beth at her normal high standard.

Which reminds me. I need to get around to booking her again before she's earned enough cash to retire on.

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Nice one. glad you got there in the end. Personally, I have no doubt, despite the cynical views of others, that the review would have been practically identical without all the build-up and the discount. It sounds to me like Beth at her normal high standard.


Thank you  :drinks:

I do understand a touch of cynicism though, which is why I chose to be upfront about the agreed discount as a demonstration of transparency about the review.  All I can say to anyone who may be cynical, and I've no doubts that if I was an onlooker I might be cynical too, is that I have always reported on the bad as well as the good, I will continue to do so and even if others have questions, I know that my integrity as a reviewer isn't compromised. 

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Personally, I wouldn't have bothered writing a positive even if I had returned to give her another shot after a negative. I don't doubt that you had a good time, i just don't like punts being previewed.

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Personally, I wouldn't have bothered writing a positive even if I had returned to give her another shot after a negative. I don't doubt that you had a good time, i just don't like punts being previewed.

It happened. It was a punt. I'd say that's worth a review in any circumstances. The negatives were about the booking / no-show, the review was about the punt. Seems fair enough to me but each to his own  :thumbsup:

Offline oldgeezer

Great review poopster my experience was similar to yours.I spent a hour and a half with her and her oral was superb that it did not bother me i didnt fuck her ,which is a first for me .N ow that you have rekindled my enthusiasm for her will try to get o meet this week.

Offline tailspin

I am a cynical old cove, so i do wonder if Beth went above and beyond on this punt given the background and the near certainty that it would be reviewed.  That said, I am glad it was resolved in an adult manner and that Poopster had a ball.

As I recall this all kicked off after a fellow punter gave a Neg after meeting radio silence.  Does anyone know if an apology has been offered, and/or a discount for a future meet?

Offline andymars19

As I recall this all kicked off after a fellow punter gave a Neg after meeting radio silence.  Does anyone know if an apology has been offered, and/or a discount for a future meet?

It was Poopster himself...

Offline DickDiver

After rattling the dregs of Fife in the name of UKP research you deserved a more positive meet. Well done sir.

Offline FBman78

Good to see you had a great time after a shite experience trying to get there Poopster.