External Link/Members Only Spoke to the maid on the phone, she said Isabel spoke no English. Normally I avoid girls with no English, but she's 5 mins from me so decided TOFTT.
Get there, can't figure out where their door is. Call the maid and the only direction she gives me is there's a big street light out front

After like 10 mins eventually find it. The door is not really discreet. It's on the main road but it looks more like a back door than front door so it stands out, so seeing someone go in and out of it would likely catch the attention of passers by
Go in and greeted by a girl called Fernanda (will mention later). It's 3 girls including Isabel and they ask who I want to see so clearly the maid didn't tell them a fucking thing. I say Isabel and she ushers me into a room. Then I double check she does services I said I wanted to the maid who said yes - DFK, OWO, RO. The maid she she spoke no English, but she understood basic English fine and says to me she flat out doesn't do any of that.
At this point I can tell the punt is going to be a trainwreck so I walk. She didn't say anything to try make me stay, and in fact hurried me out the door. Def dodged a bullet there. Finally, her pictures are not accurate at all. She looks 10 years older, fatter, and generally just less pleasant to look at.
Her friend Fernanda was even more of an eyesore.
External Link/Members OnlyI'm 6ft and she was taller than me, which is a turn off imo, and she had LOADS of tattoos all over her, to extent I kind of reeled back a bit when she opened the door and I saw her. Her pics are def old as she way more tattoos now & they look quite blocky and obtrusive
This was the other girl working there too
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