Author Topic: Bigbootylatinaxxx - Glasgow  (Read 4958 times)


39 review(s) for Bigbootylatinaxxx (22 positive, 7 neutral, 9 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]
38 review(s) for Bootylatina_xxx (22 positive, 7 neutral, 9 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline BaronVonProdger

£60hh no extras

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Following the recent positive for this wg I thought I would add a touch of reality.
You’ll get a copy and paste text from her in response to your initial inquiry detailing the costs of her extras, £20 for owo, another £20 for cim.

Parkings an utter nightmare, once inside you’ll realise, its several apartments inside one, I don’t know whats going on there, didn’t hear or see anyone else, but your definitely not on your own with her. You enter a dimly light grubby bedsit, with furniture that wouldn’t look out of place in your grannies house. Could smell the previous punters sweaty sex smell.

Undoubtedly she is one sexy women, long frizzy hair, beautiful skin tone. With a fair few tats, including one elaborate tattoo on her back. Wearing a tight white crop top, and tiny denim shorts that barely covered her bum, long just below knee length white socks. Fake tits, with sum scaring on them as noted by previous reviewers. Face is pretty if not especially beautiful, a bit of a hooter on her. She bent over to put sum music on her laptop, which showed off her nice ass. Apparently Brazilian, no idea if thats true, profile pictures are accurate, and her age of 22yrs, looked a little older than that, but not much.

PW out of the way, wasn’t offered and neither did I ask for a shower, so can’t comment on the bathroom. Wet patches on the bed, how lovely. Started with about 15 seconds of light pecks on my lips, not a hint of her tongue. Her English is so poor, that when she tries to suggest owo for the extra £20 she misunderstands my response as me wanting bareback. She sits bolt upright and loudly exclaims WHAT! I have to slowly and clearly enunciate that “am only looking for oral covered thanks”. She gets the message and gives me a lack lustre blow job, which lasts about a minute. Then on too the sex in a few positions, but you’ve only really come all this way for doggy with this one, just to see and hold that ass. Takes a decent pounding, closes her eyes and lets you rattle her in the hope its over soon. Cum on tits to finish.

You only get one pop in the 30mins, I could easily of got another one out of her in the time left, as it wasn’t even 15mins yet. She disappears to the bathroom after she’s binned your condom, which is clearly your cue to fuck off. Got dressed and before leaving she pulled me in for a kiss I go to leave again and then she pulls me back in for another kiss while still completely naked, why not kiss me so enthusiastically before the sex sweetie pie.

So basically its £60 for a 15min quickie consisting of light lip kissing, a short blow job, and sex in a few positions, in a manky wee room in Shawlands, with a wee lassie who can barely speak English, on a bed with wet patches.

Incase Ive not made it abundantly clear, this punt was shite.

B :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: April 23, 2019, 04:55:23 am by BaronVonProdger »

Offline seeker

Thanks for the review prodg er.
I was thinking of seeing this one
But the fact such a qute looking wg had so few feedbacks on a.w
Was a concern although we consider aw feedback to be fluffy crap a lack
Of also imo points to something being wrong  :unknown:
Also the 5 neu and 7 Negs on UKP  :bomb:
Think I'll put her on the avoid list  :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: April 23, 2019, 07:13:28 am by seeker »

Offline Jock D

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Good informative review...and great summary.

So basically its £60 for a 15min quickie consisting of light lip kissing, a short blow job, and sex in a few positions, in a manky wee room in Shawlands, with a wee lassie who can barely speak English, on a bed with wet patches.

Incase Ive not made it abundantly clear, this punt was shite.

B :thumbsdown:

Offline Gunner1

Good review, cheers.

I was tempted to see her but her review from her London tour put me off completely, plus I hate when girls try selling extras :thumbsdown:

Offline ootmachicken

Wet patches on the bed

I'd sprint out the place at that point.   :vomit:

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Sorry to hear mate! One of those punts that has potential but turns into a  :scare:  :(
Banned reason: Can't / won't take advice.
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Offline Astarter

You describe the punt you had very well and it's a great contrast to the other glowing positives she's recently had.

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You describe the punt you had very well and it's a great contrast to the other glowing positives she's recently had.
All very true, and a good review... Doesn't mean the POS reviews don't stand as positives... Everyone has different experiences/perceptions of the same WG, albeit, its probably better if they have all positives against their name...

Doesn't make the Positives any less credible... Though like I've said on the other thread, if she cut my time, I wouldn't be quite so understanding...  :thumbsup:

Oh aye... And just for clarity, personally I wouldn't see her...  :unknown:
« Last Edit: April 23, 2019, 07:36:01 pm by Clattypats »

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All very true, and a good review... Doesn't mean the POS reviews don't stand as positives... Everyone has different experiences/perceptions of the same WG, albeit, its probably better if they have all positives against their name...

Doesn't make the Positives any less credible... Though like I've said on the other thread, if she cut my time, I wouldn't be quite so understanding...  :thumbsup:

Oh aye... And just for clarity, personally I wouldn't see her...  :unknown:

I don't see the need for this post aimed at me Clatty as you are assuming things I have not thought.

All I said was that it was a good review and a good contrast to the other positives currently around. In no way did I suggest that the positive reviews were inferior or less worthy.

Maybe you just wanted to express your feelings but it's in no way at all related to my post.

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I don't see the need for this post aimed at me Clatty as you are assuming things I have not thought.

All I said was that it was a good review and a good contrast to the other positives currently around. In no way did I suggest that the positive reviews were inferior or less worthy.

Maybe you just wanted to express your feelings but it's in no way at all related to my post.
The post wasn't aimed at you specifically(I just so happened to quote your post) , and there was no reason why it should be :hi:.. It was a comment in general, and yes, it was based on my opinion...
« Last Edit: April 23, 2019, 11:06:04 pm by Clattypats »

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The post wasn't aimed at you specifically(I just so happened to quote your post) , and there was no reason why it should be :hi:.. It was a comment in general, and yes, it was based on my opinion...

Sure thing clatty. 

You just suddenly wanted to let everyone else know your feelings about how positives and negatives work.

You say your post had nothing to do with me yet your comment is clearly a misunderstanding of what I said and only an idiot would think otherwise.

Please don't ever PM me again asking for advice about wg's either as you'll get no reply.  I've seen through you now, thought I had before but am convinced now.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2019, 11:36:19 pm by Alexstarter »

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Sure thing clatty. 

You just suddenly wanted to let everyone else know your feelings about how positives and negatives work.

You say your post had nothing to do with me yet your comment is clearly a misunderstanding of what I said and only an idiot would think otherwise.

Please don't ever PM me again asking for advice about wg's either as you'll get no reply.  I've seen through you now, thought I had before but am convinced now.

Lol, dude chill out.

Offline The Man With No Name

Essence of a mixed bag, at least in review terms, this one.

Seems to be a coin-toss as to whether you'll get her on a good day and she'll take to you with relative enthusiasm, as others have said. Grubby conditions are never good, but others have commented the premises were fine, so hopefully this was just a case of block-booking and not leaving enough time to clean in-between.

Does seem stupidly fucking hot for 30 mins at 60 quid though, so for that reason (and the fact she's handier than most for me), I'll keep her in consideration. Certainly one for the "last-minute impulsive" list and if she worked later in the day I'd have seen her already.

With regard to the parking, as has been stated several times before, use the free Arcade 5 min walk across the main road - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228020.msg2321274#msg2321274

Offline BaronVonProdger

Sure thing clatty. 

You just suddenly wanted to let everyone else know your feelings about how positives and negatives work.

You say your post had nothing to do with me yet your comment is clearly a misunderstanding of what I said and only an idiot would think otherwise.

Please don't ever PM me again asking for advice about wg's either as you'll get no reply.  I've seen through you now, thought I had before but am convinced now.

???????
The end of a beautiful budding friendship. :cry:
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Offline Astarter

Lol, dude chill out.

You've not been involved in every interaction me and clatty have ever had, therefore, you can not read in between the lines. I do however thank you for your kind interest.

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Sure thing clatty. 

You just suddenly wanted to let everyone else know your feelings about how positives and negatives work.

You say your post had nothing to do with me yet your comment is clearly a misunderstanding of what I said and only an idiot would think otherwise.

Please don't ever PM me again asking for advice about wg's either as you'll get no reply.  I've seen through you now, thought I had before but am convinced now.
Well I'm glad you've seen through me :rolleyes:... If it's the instance I remember, I asked you about one WG in particular, in a PM... I won't divulge who, because as far as I'm concerned that's why it's called a PM...

And don't worry you won't have to ignore any future PMs from me as there won't be any! ... So you can get off your Fucking high horse now, and try sorting your shitty attitude out while you're at it.... :timeout:
« Last Edit: April 26, 2019, 07:49:34 am by Clattypats »

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And don't worry you won't have to ignore any future PMs from me as there won't be any!

I'm really disappointed...nay devastated...that I've never made it on to your PM list Clatty!  :cry: :sarcastic:

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Well I'm glad you've seen through me :rolleyes:... If it's the instance I remember, I asked you about one WG in particular, in a PM... I won't divulge who, because as far as I'm concerned that's why it's called a PM...

And don't worry you won't have to ignore any future PMs from me as there won't be any! ... So you can get off your Fucking high horse now, and try sorting your shitty attitude out while you're at it.... :timeout:

Really couldn't give a fuck. I've got that Friday feeling, I'll be emptying my sacks tonight and I bid you farewell clatty.

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Really couldn't give a fuck. I've got that Friday feeling, I'll be emptying my sacks tonight and I bid you farewell clatty.
Byeeee!... And never forget how "important" you are in the big scheme of things, where PMs are concerned... :sarcastic:

Happy punting!...  :hi:

Offline BaronVonProdger

With regard to the parking, as has been stated several times before, use the free Arcade 5 min walk across the main road - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228020.msg2321274#msg2321274

Thanks for that, ill keep that in mind. :)

Offline Harrymetsally

Best review I've read in ages 

Offline Uncle Buck

Great review and excellent playground fight between Alexstarter and Clatty.

UB

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Great review and excellent playground fight between Alexstarter and Clatty.

UB
Well we'll have to agree to disagree... Its ok for some to question petty comments, but not others :unknown:.. Forums are about debates & maybe even arguements... I'll defend my stance at all points/and on all points I make.... :thumbsup:

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Well we'll have to agree to disagree... Its ok for some to question petty comments, but not others :unknown:.. Forums are about debates & maybe even arguements... I'll defend my stance at all points/and on all points I make.... :thumbsup:

I'm thinking about starting a new crowdfunding thread for you Clatty... to buy you a new shovel...coz the one you're currently using must be gubbed by now... what do you reckon wee man? :unknown:

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I'm thinking about starting a new crowdfunding thread for you Clatty... to buy you a new shovel...coz the one you're currently using must be gubbed by now... what do you reckon wee man? :unknown:
I reckon you're in the same bracket as him... OK for yous to argue/debate with someone on this site, but hell mend anyone else that does it... Hypocritical to say the least....  :rolleyes:

I'll always stand by my POV...  :thumbsup:

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