Author Topic: horney.monica - Chingford/London - anal - positive  (Read 9684 times)


13 review(s) for horneymonica (9 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by kefcseries]

Offline mitrapanu

I punted her last week.
Lot of times, it has happened to me that I go to an escort with very high expectations. But later on come back totally dissatisfied (due to bad attitude or profile pic not matching the person or sex not enjoyable at all etc).
This is the first time in my life, I went with very low expectation (after seeing her profile pic, and her age), but came back really satisfied.

I chose to see Monica, mostly because Davidgood from this forum punted her twice. He is kind of an anal connoisseur  :cool:
Also she is quite cheap and not far from me, so took the plunge.

Tidy flat near Chingford Audi. She also works from Barking on certain days, she said.
I was a bit surprised when I saw her face to face. She does not look like her photos at all! In a good way. I recon, she has intentionally put those pics up, with horrible hair style and all so that people does not recognise her on the street, while doing grocery shopping  :unknown:

Comms were OK on the phone. Face to face, she is easy to talk to. Good English. But at one time, I wished I had a ball gag...she is a bit talkative!
Gave her £50 for 30 mins. She is fat. But no loose skins. Curvy and plump. Her bottom is huge. Large rounded ass.

As I had already discussed, straight to anal. She was trying to coax the last drop out of her lube bottle. That killed precious 5 mins of my valuable time. But she was not a clock watcher with me. I banged her ass for quite some time, hard, and she took it like the whore she is. Kept telling me to fuck her more. After cumming, we chatted. By that, I mean mostly she talked... about how she had multiple steady clients, and how good she was at her business.

Likes:
Good anal.
Good rounded ass, which you can bang hard.
Cheap price
Did not look that old to me.


Dislikes:
Constant talking
Rationing condoms and lube.


« Last Edit: April 23, 2019, 12:02:10 am by mitrapanu »

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Offline mitrapanu

Hey Indian guy, sorry I forgot to add the link.
But our friend has done it for me....thanks Oneeyesnake.

Offline sparkus

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I punted her years ago (Lea Bridge) and thought she must be getting on a bit then. She was slim but had saggy boobs.

It was definitely the woman in the pics of the AW profile.

Offline mitrapanu

Hey Sparkus,
Her boobs are saggy alright. But now after porking up a bit, they are full & heavy & big.

Offline davidgood

Hi Mitrpanu,

I am pleased you had an enjoyable session with Monica.

She is not everyone's cup of tea but provides a VFM service, and looks better in the flesh than her old photos, IMO.

Regards,

davidgood

Offline mitrapanu

completely agree David.
If anyone is looking for a reasonably priced anal SP, then they can definitely try Monica once.

Offline mitrapanu

Hi Davidgood,
if you are still reading this thread, can I ask you a question please...
Will it be possible for you to rate your top 3 punts (anal of course)?

Cheers

Offline oneeyesnake

Hi Mitrpanu,

Did pay extra for Anal? Or was it included in the hourly price?
Also, profile is showing hairy muff, is this still the case? Or is shaven?

OES

Offline mitrapanu

No mate, no extra payment. All included.
And I didn't see any hair. It was nice and smooth.
But as I said, don't believe the pics . Monica is totally different, in a good way.

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Hey Sparkus,
Her boobs are saggy alright. But now after porking up a bit, they are full & heavy & big.

I honestly can't imagine her plumper, she was quite trim.  Very affectionate too.

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I might make a return visit. The boobs were sagging and anal wasn't that tight. Service was good tho
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Offline mitrapanu

Sparkus, Tinman,
You both are right. She does put an effort in pleasing the customer.

You know what, I have decided to go back to her again. Just to understand whether it was just a fluke (me being drunk) or is she really good. By good I mean value for money here.


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Lol, I've also been ahem tipsy when visiting Monica :-)
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Hey Peter,
Don't know mate. But I recon she does. She has a good attitude.
I don't like that with SPs, so didn't try.

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Lol, I've also been ahem tipsy when visiting Monica :-)

Guilty as charged.

Offline davidgood

Hi Davidgood,
if you are still reading this thread, can I ask you a question please...
Will it be possible for you to rate your top 3 punts (anal of course)?

Cheers
I was following the thread last week but could not reply as was on holiday.

Over the years I have had many anal experiences both at 1 to 1s and parties with many different SPs and it is very hard for me to rate what would be the top 3. Also some of those I have enjoyed time with have now retired or disapeared.

For me, I find I get the best experience with more mature ladies who really enjoy anal and do not charge too much.

Regards,

davidgood

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Anal is good with her, just don't expect a tight passage!
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Offline mitrapanu

I was following the thread last week but could not reply as was on holiday.

Over the years I have had many anal experiences both at 1 to 1s and parties with many different SPs and it is very hard for me to rate what would be the top 3. Also some of those I have enjoyed time with have now retired or disapeared.

For me, I find I get the best experience with more mature ladies who really enjoy anal and do not charge too much.

Regards,

davidgood



Got it.
Thanks for your detailed reviews.
They really help relatively new punters like me to decide which SPs to see and which ones to avoid.

Offline Mr lovepants

Saw her last year.
She kisses but not DFK
Her blow jobs are so so.
But she never stops, i came 3 times in an hour with her, numerous postistions, she has big tits and is very friendly.
Cant find her normally on AW but is on my hot list.
Lovely woman.

Offline essex55

I see Monica today cheap punt blow job good: fucked her up the arse but very loose I think she really enjoys anal finished in 69 position  cleaned up 30 mins on my my

Offline mitrapanu

Loverpants, Essex55,
Good to know you both had a good time with Monica.
She's alright when you're on a tight budget.

Offline Mr Gothic

This reminded me to post my punt with her  :hi:

Offline Schrock

Not sure it is relevant now or not, but I saw her 6-7 years back and she wanted me to go BB with her. I didn’t and removed her from my HL since then. I got that she was doing lot of BB at that time.

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Not sure it is relevant now or not, but I saw her 6-7 years back and she wanted me to go BB with her. I didn’t and removed her from my HL since then. I got that she was doing lot of BB at that time.

Local to me and probably would have been a regular at the price, but bareback only quite recently removed from profile and confirmed on the phone one time i called to ask the question, been doing it for years and if she has stopped the reason would worry me. Now she does not have it listed i did consider but something in the back of my mind stops me,. and it ain,t her looks lol.

Offline joe diddley

I see Monica today cheap punt blow job good: fucked her up the arse but very loose I think she really enjoys anal finished in 69 position  cleaned up 30 mins on my my

I agree that she really likes anal. Would almost insist on it when I saw her a good while ago. She was in Leyton then. The headache was that you'd arrive on time, call or text her that you had arrived and she'd ask you to wait for another half hour. Happened to me the three times I saw her. Might be different now of course. Wasn't reviewing on here then and too late for a review but happy to contribute to recent threads on Monica. As others have noted quite gentle and affectionate. Offered BB on my last visit which is why I stopped visiting her (see other threads on her) but it seems as though she has now cut this out of her repertoire, so might give her another go.

Offline davidgood

I agree that she really likes anal. Would almost insist on it when I saw her a good while ago. She was in Leyton then. The headache was that you'd arrive on time, call or text her that you had arrived and she'd ask you to wait for another half hour. Happened to me the three times I saw her. Might be different now of course. Wasn't reviewing on here then and too late for a review but happy to contribute to recent threads on Monica. As others have noted quite gentle and affectionate. Offered BB on my last visit which is why I stopped visiting her (see other threads on her) but it seems as though she has now cut this out of her repertoire, so might give her another go.

When I first met her in Leyton, after your recomendation, I had the same problem of her not being ready on time and I started to work on a plan B before I got the text or call to say she was ready. I think then she was getting a lot of bookings then because of location and price.

When I saw her again a few months ago in Chingford she was ready on time, in fact I might have been a bit early.

At both meetings she never suggested BB to me.

If you do go to see her JD you will be surprised at how she looks younger now with her new hair style.

If you take the plunge then please let us have a review.

Regards,

davidgood

Offline joe diddley

Will do, david. I'm overseas at the moment but hope to visit her on my return, perhaps in June.

Offline mitrapanu

When I saw her in April (Chingford) I texted her before starting. Then before parking I texted again.

After this, there was radio silence for about 10-15 mins. I was about to leave, then suddenly she called and gave me the flat number.

With me , she got the condoms out without me mentioning anything.