Author Topic: MIRA. Staines  (Read 3128 times)


7 review(s) for MIRA. (1 positive, 2 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Kev40ish]

Offline Cum_again

Oh dear.  This was a back up to a backup.  I’d been let down and needed to blow my load.

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Coms were good to be fair.  Arrived at her place without any problems.  Estate house, which was pretty overlooked form any angle. As I entered the house stank of smoke and booze.  Mira is as described I suppose. Her profile is accurate in terms of looks etc.

Up stairs. We kissed a bit, but over fag and wine breath (not mine).  I then fingered her until she squirted.  And she did squirt a lot, totally soaking he bed and missing her towel. I then licked her and she squirted again.

Then on to a BJ, I hadn’t come for two weeks (which is why I went for such a back up option) and she sucked me on her knees. I came hugely all over her face, mouth and into her hair.  To be fair she didn’t complain but then spent sometime brushing my semen out of her hair.
She then finished me off with a second cum hand job.

All in all it wasn’t sexy.  The house smelled, she wasn’t a looker and smelled. Her squirting put me off to be honest too. Covering her in jizz was only down to my denial of ejaculation. Most off putting was that that kept asking about fucking an Indian. Did I like fucking Indian girls?  Fuck my Indian pussy, that sort of thing.  Personally I’m not fussed about that sort of thing, a dirty slut is what I want, not really concerned about where they come form as long as they are sexy.

She wasn’t.

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Some of you may be ok with her, but not for me again.

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a dirty slut is what I want, not really concerned about where they come form as long as they are sexy.

She wasn’t.

Some of you may be ok with her, but not for me again.

Hilarious & poignant at the same time  :lol:

I understand she was a backup to plan B ect but I have to say the Negatives & Neutrals on here are a shocking read & would have been enough to put me off.

On a positive - You won't have to visit her again ?  :sarcastic:

Cheers for taking the time to write this up  :hi:

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Stupidly I went by AW reviews.  Huge mistake.

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Stupidly I went by AW reviews.  Huge mistake.

Ah, yeah textbook error - AW reviews are normally left because the hooker asks a punter to do so - Happened to me but it was a positive experience.

Not a mistake you'll repeat again - This is exactly what UKP is for  :thumbsup:

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Offline hornypnter

Stupidly I went by AW reviews.  Huge mistake.

Surprised with your 23 reviews one would expect you would have enough experience not to trust AW reviews.
From your review sounds like blood was not flowing to your brain but was flowing elsewhere...  :D

Offline Cum_again

Surprised with your 23 reviews one would expect you would have enough experience not to trust AW reviews.
From your review sounds like blood was not flowing to your brain but was flowing elsewhere...  :D
I had two weeks of spunk stored up.

I abstained from porn, everything.  Literally anything walking down the street that was female was causing a huge erection.  My lesson learned (until the next time!  But I’ve got lucky before so some you win, some you lose)

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You would have done better by posting a fiver through her letterbox and then, as she was bending down to pick it up, shot through the letterbox.

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I had two weeks of spunk stored up.

I abstained from porn, everything.  Literally anything walking down the street that was female was causing a huge erection.  My lesson learned (until the next time!  But I’ve got lucky before so some you win, some you lose)

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Poor sod, no wonder your brain wasn't functioning properly  :D  ;)  :hi: