My job takes me to different parts of southern England which is useful for someone who is up for punting new girls. Sometimes they pay off but more often than not, they don’t and here’s one punt that was pretty poor.
External Link/Members OnlyI was near Swaffham and had a look at AW profiles in this area and Norwich. Not much available in Swaffham but decided to see someone there rather than travelling to the city. I was attracted to the Lila’s AW profile as her nationality is listed as Mozambique, so good to add a new flag I thought. Services listed were wide ranging (DFK, rimming giving, OWO, CIM) and were confirmed during the texts exchanged prior to meeting. At the time there was a special offer of £100 for the hour so I decided to give Lila a whirl.
Looks 2/10 - in the profile photos Lila looks like a pretty girl with big boobs and slim shapely legs, right? Well one out of three is pretty crap! She’s quite a short but big unit with a huge gut that she kept covered by not removing the bottom part of the outfit she wore. She’s the girl in the photos but they have been doctored. Most of her has been made slimmer in the photos including face, belly, legs. Her skin tone is also darker than in the photos although that could be down to the camera. The only thing right with the photo are the huge tits and hair. One final thing: Lila isn’t from Mozambique but India, and was dressed in a sari when she greeted me.
Service 3/10 - Lila told me she hadn’t been at this place for long which brought my hopes up that the punt would put aside my disappointment at her looks. Well that didn’t last long when Lila laid on top of me and as she’s so fat (maybe a size 16-18?) I felt the full weight of her not inconsiderate body. Kissing was very timid, not allowing much tongue inside. OWO was possibly the worst I have ever experienced, very shallow and timid. By not using her lips, mouth and tongue properly the BJ did not manage to get me erect, which I find remarkable considering it was a BBBJ. With some guidance from me to tell Lila how I like BJs eventually I got myself hard enough for a condom to be put on and fuck her from behind. There was a bit of a pong as I entered her doggy style but I imagined I was screwing someone else and managed to pop. Because of the pong, no chance of reverse oral.
We were halfway through the hour, and I was struggling to think how a second pop would be achieved. I remembered the AW profile listed rimming was given so I told Lila to do this. Even this was not great, with Lila only really concentrating her efforts on the area above my arsehole. It was at this point I gave up all hope to cum again, so spent a bit of time just chatting with Lila. She has a strong Indian accent so it did take a lot of effort to understand some parts of the conversation. When the hour was up I was pleased to get away as quick as I could.
Car parking 5/5 - you park on the drive of the property.
Premises 4/5 - it’s a decent sized house that Lila works from. Bedroom is pretty big and clean. Bathroom seemed nice as well.
Value for money 2/10 - in theory £100 for an hour including DFK, rimming on you, OWO and CIM should be very good value for money. Because of Lila’s poor performance and doctored photos I really cannot score this other than to give a low mark. Price has now gone up to £120/hour.
Total 16/40 - a pretty bad punt all round. I should really have walked when I saw Lila. So if you find yourself in Swaffham please give this profile a big swerve.
