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Sunday, February 2nd 2014
My sexy body
My body is "hour glass" shaped. This means it goes out and then in and then out again in all of the right places. Think of Marilyn Monroe and you have my shape !
I'm now a regular visitor at the gym and so my body is well taken care of. My bottom is big and well shaped and firm just like my breasts, and my tummy is - well let's just say it is getting less.
I will not deny - I have had children and the tummy suffers when this happens.
I have an exercise routine which homes in on the awkward bits. All the parts I do not like, and this is aimed at tightening up and toning.
I suppose if you want to see the results of all this gruelling hard work, you will just have to make an appointment won't you
I'm not available like I used to be but I am still around. A little harder to get hold of, but then don't you think all the really special things are??
Sarah x x
Sexy
well taken care of
hour glass must be her euphemism for fat