External Link/Members OnlyIn this area for the first time earlier this week, looking for a release and after searching the barren lands of both AW and VS ( yep, it really is that bad in this area ) I plumped for Gumtree and searched for a massage
Two ads popped up, this one and another ( which when you go into it is the same address ! )
I texted but got no reply for an age, and then about an hour later, I got a 'we are open' text so I shot another one off asking if they offer extras ( the ad says No, but then again all the Gumtree ads say No, I think that's an advertising standards policy from the Gumtree site )
No reply to this, so I thought I would just amble down there and see for myself, as I fancied a decent Chinese massage with or without extras ( obviously extras would be a bonus ! )
I got to the place, the entrance is right outside a busy costa coffee and I cursed the decent weather that day as there were people standing right outside the entrance chatting, who didn't look like moving any time soon, and to be honest I bottled it, and went off to my other engagement
Once that had finished the urge hadn't left me, so as this was now gone 6pm, I thought I'd try again. This time the street was deserted, and so up the stairs I went and straight in
I was greeted by a nice fairly attractive Chinese lady ( possibly in her 40's, but hard to tell ) and asked for a massage, 30 mins, for £30
She kept asking whether I had been before, and where I'd seen the advert as she needed to tell the 'boss lady'. I was honest and said I hadn't been there before but that I had experienced lots of Chinese massages where I normally frequent, hoping that she got the subliminal message I was giving i.e. yes, I know you can offer extras but don't talk about it !
I paid her £30 for the 30 mins massage and got my kit off and laid on the bed ( the actual bed in the photo, that was the room I was in, with said chair to sit and pull your socks off ! )
She came back in and chatted away in broken English, but good enough to engage in a conversation, and then said was I sure I only wanted half hour, 'she very good, you like massage with me!' she kept saying, but I confirmed it was 30 mins and she cracked on
Well, what a massage, great feeling, lovely strokes of body, very relaxing, responsive to my moans and groans and focused on all areas of the body, but no signs of cc swipes or accidental touching at this point. It was that good that I did actually extend it to an hour, and she said 'pay me later, OK' which was a nice touch, and then told me that she had to tell the 'boss lady' and proceeded to talk into her phone ( text, not call ) but that was OK
During the massage she took her leggings off saying that she was hot, and then at some points sat on a stool as she worked on my upper back and head, and let her legs fall apart which gave me a nice view of knickers, and I stroked the inside of her thighs which she didn't pull away from, and from that point I knew that there was a good chance of some extras
Eventually ( after nearly an hour of decent massage ) she asked me to turn over, and gave the little chap a pat, and giggled saying I look like 'black man' which I thought was funny. I'm not huge, but perhaps slightly over average, but I could understand and appreciate the reference, and it made me laugh
She asked about extras, only HE on offer, £20 - I countered and asked for to perform it naked, she said another £20, I said no, she then said 'you feel under clothes and touch, and I do HE, not charge you more than £20, so that was that
The HE started, and my hands stated wandering, over her tits ( very small, large nipples ) and then down below, and she allowed me to slip a finger in and was quite wet. I did ask about RO, but she said 'No, I Chinese, we don't like' and to be fair I've had that before from other Chinese massage places, so I think it might well be a thing
Anyway, she performed a decent handjob, and the little chap blew before too much longer, and she then did a really decent job of cleaning me up and then carried on with the massage for at least another 120 mins
So all in all, I think I was there for about 70 mins
£30 for massage + £10 to extend to 60 minutes + £20 for HE - total £60, which for me was good value as I got a really good massage from a fairly attractive Chinese milf ( IMHO ) and a smile at the end
Hope that helps
