External Link/Members OnlyShoulda walked....
Location
Visit this month. Informed me she’s just moved to Pollokshields from west end. Flat used by a couple of polish girls well reviewed on UKP. Easy parking. Busy neighbourhood Clean enough apartment, massage delivered on a bed. Clean towels and shower provided after.
Services
1hr B2B massage with OWO bartered down £70 + £20. Arranged by confusing call (she was outside in what sounded like a gale force storm) and clearer text.
SP
Grim. Facially think of the scary spice character off Bo Selecta with Marge Simpson’s raspy voice. Chubby, doughy, physique. Bottle blond with really bad roots. If the voice wasn’t a clue, then the smell on her breath confirmed her as a smoker. Despite her AW stating she is British, she is obviously not. She is polish, her English is poor but understandable. No way in gods green earth is she late 30s. Nearer 50. If the photos on AW are indeed her then they are hugely misleading. Stepped across the threshold and my heart sank when she came in to view behind the door.
Action
Dreadful. Tipped what felt like an entire bottle of oil on my back and legs that came out the microwave (heard the ding) then spent far too long moving it around with her (sizeable) forearms and manly hands. Felt like Russell Grant giving me the massage. Doesn’t know what she’s doing: No technique, no variation, no build up. She just sat on the bed beside me and made half-arsed circular motions with one hand. When that arm got tired she crawled around and repeated everything with the other hand. Repeated this process throughout the massage. After about 15 minutes my heart wasn’t in it and focused instead on thinking of how to construct this negative review. Turnover for the B2B.... awful. She went out of the room for 5 minutes to take her top off (don’t know why?) Then she hovered on all fours over my groin with her tits hanging over my dick and proceeded to use my cock to smack them and occasionally slide it between them. Really not sexy, and very annoying. OWO lasted about 20 seconds, I barely felt a thing as she was wanking me silly at the same time. I tried to get her to slow down but the oral was clearly finished: loads more oil appeared from nowhere followed by more tit smacking with my cock. I popped just to get the fuck out.
Negative. Not a nasty lady by any means but a dreadful experience. If you’re tempted guys, just don’t. Stay clear and save your money.
Verdict1/10. AVOID.
