Link: External Link/Members OnlyTLDR: Fake tits, 1x Cum allowed, No-Go
Comms - Average. All by text. Changed the agreed time TWICE! No respect for punter’s time, possibly double booked (apparently her “family” came to visit unexpectedly - LOL - if only I had a penny...). Possible conveyor belt alert!!
Venue - Right next to High St. Ken tube station, very nice modern flat and yes, has good plumbing!
Girl - It is the girl in the profile, face pics are accurate (also see her private gallery). She is 5’7, size 6. Great! BUT, she has had a titty lift, so no longer does she have natural racks. That was a huge let down for me as I was looking forward to a nice pair of large, aù natúràlé boobies. What a shame! And yes, she has the south Turkish tan and yes, her skin is very soft to touch, but I couldn’t get over the enhanced silicones
Service - Yes, she does good DFK, yes she talks far too much (SPs STFU for ffs and focus on the job!). No fingering even though confirmed, also felt her tampon inside her (if you’re on your period SP, do not work ffs!), again this weirded me out. Anyways, I soldier along, yes pussy tastes great, yes she does a dolloping share of OWO with balls eating, but no rimming (even though confirmed). On with the dom, I fuck her and manoeuvre her in multiple positions, although in between she said something along the lines of “I like to dominate, not you” (WTF?), she does the old condom pulling to make sure its in place (annoying!), I cum eventually, but feel underwhelmed. I ask for a massage, which is delivered very lacklustre.
Then I ask for round 2 (bear in mind I paid £170 for an hour and STILL have 25 solid minutes left). She turns around and says she only allows cumming once (lol, ffs EE whore!). Pisses me off, I storm to the shower, come out, get dressed and leave, all the while she is spewing utter horse manure about how well dressed I am, etc. (I was wearing an average polo shirt with an overcoat on top; where do these SPs get these lines anyways?). I leave fuming, feeling short changed and a bit scammed as her tits are silicone firm to touch, she didn’t allow a couple of services agreed by text (making the experience awkward as well) and only allowed 1x cum for lord knows what reason (just making up rules as they go along!)
Recommendation - Need I say more? Absolute no-go. Typical scammy EE SP utterly useless. I will stick to my strict rule of no EEs in future (except Poles, obviously) no matter how tempting, as they are too unpredictable; it just doesn’t work...EVER! No point searching for the canary in the coal mine! But do go if you are a fluffy that loses sense of self and becomes powerless, when a hot bitch sticks her tongue down your throat
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